Praise the Lord and Hello

[Commander4Christ]

Peace and God's eternal salvation to all of you.

I am new to this community, having discovered it last night. I'm searching for a church in Los Angeles having been a former Catholic who feels born again.

My occupation is recruiting employees for American companies.

The lord has not blessed me with a wife or children yet, but I pray that by living in his name and spreading the word he will.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Praise the Lord and Hello

Hello Brother.

I'm sorry to hear about your past as a catholic, I hope you were one of the few lucky ones who didn't get fiddled with.

Anyway, I've heard your cry for help, and decided to respond. If you follow THIS link, you will find a suitable baptist church available in your area.

Tell me, how old are you? Why do you think you have not yet found a wife? Are you sure you are not homersexural?

God Bless.

[David Micheal]

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Welcome to our community, I hope you didn't get violated by your priest while you were catholic. I suggest you find a good True Christian wife soon, because the unsaved trash are trying to turn them into feminazis, lesbeans and whores.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Praise the Lord and Hello

Peace and God's eternal salvation to all of you.

I am new to this community, having discovered it last night. I'm searching for a church in Los Angeles having been a former Catholic who feels born again.

My occupation is recruiting employees for American companies.

The lord has not blessed me with a wife or children yet, but I pray that by living in his name and spreading the word he will.

Please tell us about yourself, and the path you've walked to find Jesus.

How old are you? What is your name? How many times have you been sexually assaulted by papist "fathers?"

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[landoverlover]

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Peace and God's eternal salvation to all of you.

I am new to this community, having discovered it last night. I'm searching for a church in Los Angeles having been a former Catholic who feels born again.

My occupation is recruiting employees for American companies.

The lord has not blessed me with a wife or children yet, but I pray that by living in his name and spreading the word he will.

How horrible for you, being exposed to Nazi-led chimos. Please tell us how you came to be born again (Praise God!) Have you done full-immersion Baptism as an adult, and did you speak in tongues afterward (a necessity, friend!)?

[Joshua Godwins]

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"Commander4Christ"... are you an officer in the Godly United State Navy? If so, why are you not worthy to be a Captain or even an Admiral? If you're not in the Navy, or Coast Guard, why are you posing as Officer in the United States Military?

[Commander4Christ]

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Hello Brother.

I'm sorry to hear about your past as a catholic, I hope you were one of the few lucky ones who didn't get fiddled with.

Anyway, I've heard your cry for help, and decided to respond. If you follow THIS link, you will find a suitable baptist church available in your area.

Tell me, how old are you? Why do you think you have not yet found a wife? Are you sure you are not homersexural?

God Bless.

Thank you for your kind response and the referral congregation.

I'm 40 and have been focused on Career and Tithing for the Lord. I find that many women do not have the same level of commitment and dedication to the lord and his work as I have been blessed. Rare a night goes by that I am not called to save.

The priests were afraid of my commitment. They prey on the week and feeble minded (may they inherit the earth).

[Joshua Godwins]

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Thank you for your kind response and the referral congregation.

I'm 40 and have been focused on Career and Tithing for the Lord. I find that many women do not have the same level of commitment and dedication to the lord and his work as I have been blessed. Rare a night goes by that I am not called to save.

The priests were afraid of my commitment. They prey on the week and feeble minded (may they inherit the earth).

You are 40 and not married? You are more focused on career than God? Why was you father unable to negotiate a suitable marriage with a profitable dowry? Was it because the Catholic priests violated you?

There is a topic in this Godly forum where you might to to find a suitable wife.

I'm still concerned about your military status.

[Commander4Christ]

Re: Praise the Lord and Hello

Please tell us about yourself, and the path you've walked to find Jesus.

How old are you? What is your name? How many times have you been sexually assaulted by papist "fathers?"

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

My name is Dominic, I'm 40 and I spread the word daily, both in personal and professional status through conversation, song and prayer.

The priests are afraid of the strong.

Thanks for the links and information and pray we all respect our betters, True Christians and we unite as an army for the Lord.

[Joshua Godwins]

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True Christians and we unite as an army for the Lord.

Hmm Army? Commander is a Navy rank. Please explain.

[Commander4Christ]

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You are 40 and not married? You are more focused on career than God? Why was you father unable to negotiate a suitable marriage with a profitable dowry? Was it because the Catholic priests violated you?

There is a topic in this Godly forum where you might to to find a suitable wife.

I'm still concerned about your military status.

Fear not my better in the Lord, we are all members of God's army and I will work with you to educate on ignorance of the lost catholics who wait to be saved.

I seek companionship in the Lord, both personal and in public and believed this group to be of the same mind, perhaps I am mistaken.

[Commander4Christ]

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I was saved by a pastor who found me struggling and showed me the road to salvation. He baptized me on his deathbed (may he find eternal salvation) and I have not looked back.

[Jo Freddie]

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"Commander4Christ"... are you an officer in the Godly United State Navy? If so, why are you not worthy to be a Captain or even an Admiral? If you're not in the Navy, or Coast Guard, why are you posing as Officer in the United States Military?

Hmm Army? Commander is a Navy rank. Please explain.

Felling ignored?
Does seem like a simple question to me.
An aroma of bovine excrement maybe.