A Newbie Here To Praise Jesus

[Democritus AChE]

I'm new here, and thank's to Brother V, I was finally approved.

I am a True Christian. I reject all forms of godless atheism, and believe that the only true way to salvation is through the blood of Jesus Christ.

I don't like liberals, or the super left liberals. By liberals, I mean conservatives, because to me, conservatives are way too liberal and don't follow the true teachings of the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

I like music, as long as it is instrumental and does not lead to dancing, or it praises Jesus's name...

umm, there is so much more to me, but where do I start when I'm introducing myself like this...

I might introduce more of myself, my inner workings, on some other threads...

[Brother V]

Re: A Newbie Here To Praise Jesus

I'm new here, and thank's to Brother V, I was finally approved.

I am a True Christian. I reject all forms of godless atheism, and believe that the only true way to salvation is through the blood of Jesus Christ.


I might introduce more of myself, my inner workings, on some other threads...

Dear friend, what's your favorite Bible (KJV1611) verse?

YIC
V

[Democritus AChE]

Re: A Newbie Here To Praise Jesus

Oh yeah, as for the name...

Democritus: Determinist Philosopher
(Though philosophy that doesn't lead to salvation is evil).

AChE: Acetylcholine esterace, a neurotransmitter that breaks down choline and acetate... Basically, a major player in our central nervous system...

[Democritus AChE]

Re: A Newbie Here To Praise Jesus

Favorite Bible Verse:

Deuteronomy 23:1

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD

[Brother V]

Re: A Newbie Here To Praise Jesus

Favorite Bible Verse:

Deuteronomy 23:1

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD

Be careful friend, posting verses from Deuteronomy could get Sister Sue Vera hot on your trail. She just loves a man who loves Deuteronomy.

When we were discussing Deuteronomy a couple of weeks ago (in the Bible in a Year), she just wouldn't leave me alone. *sigh* Then we got to Numbers and she wouldn't return my calls.

YIC
v

[Democritus AChE]

Re: A Newbie Here To Praise Jesus

Thanks for the words of wisdom. I will gladly talk to any christian women out there, as long as they are subservient, modest, and understand that their place in the world.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Newbie Here To Praise Jesus

Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum, friend. Please read through the many and sundry threads here, and learn more about us.

I'd like to know about your background. Your age, gender, denomination and tithing level for starters. What sort of vile sin have you wallowed in?

[Sister Noddy]

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Oh yeah, as for the name ...

Democritus: Determinist Philosopher
(Though philosophy that doesn't lead to salvation is evil).

AChE: Acetylcholine esterace, a neurotransmitter that breaks down choline and acetate ... Basically, a major player in our central nervous system...

Hmmm, your name hints that you are interested in chemistry, which is a science, but this subservient, modest True Christian™ lady would caution you that it is written ...

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called ...

Welcome to the forum, looking forward to reading more of what you have to say, acne guy Sister Noddy

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: A Newbie Here To Praise Jesus

AChE: Acetylcholine esterace, a neurotransmitter that breaks down choline and acetate... Basically, a major player in our central nervous system...

..Chemistry??
Friend, chemistry is but modern witchcraft, and it's works are evil:
It will inevitably lead to designer drug addiction and bombmaking for Al-Qaida.


What you need to do is contact our Creation scientists:
They will put you on the path of the TRUE science.
YOU could become part of the team making sarin for Jesus.
Now wouldn't that be glorious?? Praise God!

[Democritus AChE]

Re: A Newbie Here To Praise Jesus

Thanks for the welcome... I'm actually against all forms of science, so I would never study that stuff. My home schooling providead mee wit a fien edukashun.

I would never study things like Chemistry, and believe people with degree's in psychology are evil. In fact, the worse possible people are those with combined bachelors/masters in psychology/sociology and I'm glad I didn't study that at my bible college...

[Brother Temperance]

Re: A Newbie Here To Praise Jesus

Thanks for the welcome... I'm actually against all forms of science, so I would never study that stuff. My home schooling providead mee wit a fien edukashun.

I would never study things like Chemistry, and believe people with degree's in psychology are evil. In fact, the worse possible people are those with combined bachelors/masters in psychology/sociology and I'm glad I didn't study that at my bible college...

I've never understood why liberals are willing to study three years just to become Bachelors. All they need to do is not get married and it'd have the same effect. I'll never understand the unsaved.

[Democritus AChE]

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Brother, we are not supposed to understand them, for understanding them leads to satan!

[Star Finder]

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Favorite Bible Verse:


Deuteronomy 23:1

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD

OH MAN you gotta bring that up again? I hate that quote.

[georgetre]

Re: A Newbie Here To Praise Jesus

Thanks for the welcome... I'm actually against all forms of science, so I would never study that stuff. My home schooling providead mee wit a fien edukashun.

I would never study things like Chemistry, and believe people with degree's in psychology are evil. In fact, the worse possible people are those with combined bachelors/masters in psychology/sociology and I'm glad I didn't study that at my bible college...

Then you are a certified moron.

Do you wash your hands with soap? Do you drink water from the tap? Do you brush your teeth with toothpaste? Do you use any medication whatsoever?

Yeah, it's all from chemistry.

And no. Chemistry is not witchcraft.

[georgetre]

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I wanted to say a certified M-O-R-O-N.

M0R0N

TARD.

But this forum is filled with wordfilters.

Also you don't believe in science.......

BUT,

You use the internet/computer.

You have no irony in your blood.