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  • #16
    Re: Looking for Christian friends

    Originally posted by TheSalvationBeliever View Post
    Dear Michelle

    I'm sure (I certainly hope so) you didn't mean any harm by calling me a fool. It's very important that you accept who you are, but first of all, that you accept JESUS as your savior. Can you do that?
    Of cause I’m ready to accept Jesus

    And I'm deeply sorry if I have hurt your feelings. I still have a lot to learn about the American language and I guess that “silly” would have been a better word. Can you accept my apology?
    Last edited by James Hutchins; 09-08-2010, 10:28 PM. Reason: Had to fix th type face, denmarkian is too hard for any normal person to read.
    Proverbs 10:8 (King James Version):
    "The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating fool shall fall."

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    • #17
      Re: Looking for Christian friends

      Originally posted by Michelle1991 View Post
      Of cause I’m ready to accept Jesus

      And I'm deeply sorry if I have hurt your feelings. I still have a lot to learn about the American language and I guess that “silly” would have been a better word. Can you accept my apology?
      Hmmm I see that somebody gave you negative reputation points, so I guess that you are not as good a Christian as you try to tell us.
      Well I do accept your apology, but the big question is; does JESUS accept you. You've been doing a lot of sweet talking, but how can we trust a person who is not even aware of her own race? You really have to prove yourself to GOD.


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      • #18
        Re: Looking for Christian friends

        So Michelle, what is your favorite passage in the KJV?
        Why have you not gotten married and made babies for Jesus? Is your womb a frozen barren wasteland like the country of denmark?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #19
          Re: Looking for Christian friends

          Originally posted by Michelle1991 View Post
          Hello Christians
          My name is Michelle, I’m 19 years old and I live with my parents in the southern part of Denmark. I’ve been home educated by my mother since 2006 when dad god mad at the school board because of their bad views on religion science. (That’s what he says)
          I don’t wanna bore you with details, but since the local reverent is a member of the school board too we haven’t been at church since then either, which is why I’ve lost most of my friends. Mom is not too crazy about me using the internet on their computer, but she says it’s okay to look for friends as long as I stay away from non Christian forums.
          Anyway, I hope that I can find some new friends in here and of cause learn more about the word of the holy book, since friends only are fun if Jesus is one of them
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          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #20
            Re: Looking for Christian friends

            Originally posted by Michelle1991 View Post
            Dear Salvation Believer,
            You seem very nice, but as I already told you, I am not from Africa. Both my parents are Denmarkian and if you need evidence here is a picture of mom, you fool
            Welcome in Christ Michelle!

            But by your avatar, if that is your "Mom", this must be "Dad"?

            In Christ!
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            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • #21
              Re: Looking for Christian friends

              I’m a little confused now. Dad is just as denmarkian as me and mom.
              He is defiantly not an Eskimo with tattoos. And just to clear things up, here is a picture of him too (singing a home written patriotic song at a village party)


              My favorite Bible verse is Genesis 9:25-27 (Mom likes to read it to me very often)
              And as for marriage, kids and all of that, I’m just not ready yet.
              Proverbs 10:8 (King James Version):
              "The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating fool shall fall."

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              • #22
                Re: Looking for Christian friends

                Let me guess: They bought you from another squaw.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #23
                  Re: Looking for Christian friends

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Let me guess: They bought you from another squaw.
                  I was thinking the same thing Pastor - Injuns. Of course some of those messicants think they are Injuns too, but that's another matter. She could have some swarthy Spanish in her - taken from some of those Gypsies or the mooselimbs that inhabited the place before they were properly thrown out (mental note: we should investigate just how they went about doing that).

                  Maybe we should just take her at her word that she just got too much sun, although I don't know how you do that in Denmarkistan (we should ask Brother Prune). It's possible she got burnt a little when the mooselimbs went berserk over those Mohammedan cartoons. Anyway, some of the younger Christians around here just might take to her as looking "exotic".
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                  • #24
                    Re: Looking for Christian friends

                    Originally posted by Michelle1991 View Post
                    Dear Salvation Believer,
                    You seem very nice, but as I already told you, I am not from Africa. Both my parents are Denmarkian and if you need evidence here is a picture of mom, you fool
                    Are you posting this picture of a lezbean because you are ashamed of being a nigress, friend?

                    It's ok to be black. We will still talk to you. We have a few negroes in our congregation.
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