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  • Disciple Luke
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 165

    #16
    Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

    I do not know or pretend to know the law of the danish pastry. And, of course would never comment on that of which I know naught.

    BUT here in Australia you are deemed innocent until PROVEN WITHOUT DOUBT to be guilty. So these spurious accusations that you are casting towards Brother Billy Bob with NO foundation are really just slanderous lies.

    More and more Australia is pulling away from the Westminster system of law and accepting Sharia law, Indigenous Aboriginal tribal law and mental illness as a legitimate defense.

    Brothers and sisters ... May we pray that they will accept God's written law ... that being the KJV1611 bible as testament. Stoning sure as heck is legitimate. Per God's written word.

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #17
      Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

      I already told you, Jester, that I didn't stone my wife!!! God did it through one of his earthly instruments of justice. You are making me very upset, and when I get upset, Cindy Lou gets upset, and when Cindy Lou gets upset, she sometimes fumbles a pie, and when Cindy Lou fumbles a pie she gets the oar. Is that what you want, Jester? You want me to beat Cindy Lou with the oar again? I think I will do just that, and I will tell her that I am doing it because you made me!!!
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #18
        Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

        @ Jepers, what law has been broken? Granted some one might have stoned Billy Bobs late wife, it was not him. No charges have been filed. Two weeks ago I was falsely arrested for stoning a witch. I do not know about the laws in your country, but here in God's favorite land, you are innocent until proven guilty.
        Now before you make any more stupid accusations may I remind you of possible slander. I will be more than happy to pay for the lawyers to sue you into bankruptcy. And I should warn you I can afford it many, many , many times over.

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        • JesperBechDane
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Sep 2010
          • 83

          #19
          Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          @ Jepers, what law has been broken? Granted some one might have stoned Billy Bobs late wife, it was not him. No charges have been filed. Two weeks ago I was falsely arrested for stoning a witch. I do not know about the laws in your country, but here in God's favorite land, you are innocent until proven guilty.
          Now before you make any more stupid accusations may I remind you of possible slander. I will be more than happy to pay for the lawyers to sue you into bankruptcy. And I should warn you I can afford it many, many , many times over.
          Same as Jesus was pennyless when he faced the Sanhedrin, I will go to war with your legions of mammon-obssessed lawyers if only to set one measly little truth straight, much expose a violent crime committed in the name of the most non-violent man in all of history, Jesus Christ. Don't take it the wrong way I admire you, for your godly contributions and you having a diamond mine, can't deny that, but if it stands between defending the truth and siding with you because of what you have presented, along with your xenophobic and often racially slanderous statements, know that I WILL stand up for what is Right and I will not buckle until you put a bullet in my head.



          God bless!

          Jesper

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #20
            Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

            Originally posted by JesperBechDane View Post
            Same as Jesus was pennyless when he faced the Sanhedrin, I will go to war with your legions of mammon-obssessed lawyers if only to set one measly little truth straight, much expose a violent crime committed in the name of the most non-violent man in all of history, Jesus Christ. Don't take it the wrong way I admire you, for your godly contributions and you having a diamond mine, can't deny that, but if it stands between defending the truth and siding with you because of what you have presented, along with your xenophobic and often racially slanderous statements, know that I WILL stand up for what is Right and I will not buckle until you put a bullet in my head.



            God bless!

            Jesper
            A diamond mine? Son I own 175 business in 35 countries. I spend more in Jet fuel in one week that you earn in a decade. I will say this just one more time do not accuse Billy Bob again. He has not been arrested, nor has he been proven guilty of anything. The police deemed it a rouge stoning. Slander in this country is a very costly charge. When my lawyers get through with you, the bullet you mentioned will be the easiest way out for you to take. God is not happy when you commit suicide.
            YIC James Dewitt.

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            • JesperBechDane
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Sep 2010
              • 83

              #21
              Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              I already told you, Jester, that I didn't stone my wife!!! God did it through one of his earthly instruments of justice. You are making me very upset, and when I get upset, Cindy Lou gets upset, and when Cindy Lou gets upset, she sometimes fumbles a pie, and when Cindy Lou fumbles a pie she gets the oar. Is that what you want, Jester? You want me to beat Cindy Lou with the oar again? I think I will do just that, and I will tell her that I am doing it because you made me!!!
              Only a chicken-shit takes his inability to defend himself on a web-forum out on his wife, you are supposed to become one flesh and to respect and honor her, and use your personal example of holiness and reproof to put her in place, rather it seems you jump straight to beating women with oars, baseball bats or tire irons even, and what that shows me is that you possess NONE of the qualities which the Bible speak of:


              The most famous Bible passage about the fruit of the Spirit is in Galatians 5:22, where the apostle Paul gives us a list of fruit. (Paul was into making lists.) The list is meant as a contrast to the list of the 'deeds of the flesh' found in 5:19-20. The spiritual fruit list is clearly not intended as an exhaustive description of the fruits, but was given to highlight the fruits that Paul wants the Galatian church to keep in mind. He lists the following nine fruit of the Spirit:
              But let me tell you this, if you use my concern for your wife as an excuse to beat her again, when it is in fact you who might well be a hideous criminal, because who else would know about or want to stone your wife is what I'm thinking, let me tell you this dick-wad, if you do that I will personally make it my mission to travel to Freehold, find your sorry excuse ass far a 'man' and beat the living, dying and half-dead half-living shit out of you IS THAT FUCKING CLEAR???



              Be safe!

              JB

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              • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2010
                • 492

                #22
                Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

                Originally posted by JesperBechDane View Post


                Only a chicken-shit takes his inability to defend himself on a web-forum out on his wife, you are supposed to become one flesh and to respect and honor her, and use your personal example of holiness and reproof to put her in place, rather it seems you jump straight to beating women with oars, baseball bats or tire irons even, and what that shows me is that you possess NONE of the qualities which the Bible speak of:



                But let me tell you this, if you use my concern for your wife as an excuse to beat her again, when it is in fact you who might well be a hideous criminal, because who else would know about or want to stone your wife is what I'm thinking, let me tell you this dick-wad, if you do that I will personally make it my mission to travel to Freehold, find your sorry excuse ass far a 'man' and beat the living, dying and half-dead half-living shit out of you IS THAT piffleING CLEAR???



                Be safe!

                JB
                Why are you so full of hate towards a True Christian™ man? Why do you hate Jesus?


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                Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #23
                  Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

                  Originally posted by JesperBechDane View Post


                  Only a chicken-shit takes his inability to defend himself on a web-forum out on his wife, you are supposed to become one flesh and to respect and honor her, and use your personal example of holiness and reproof to put her in place, rather it seems you jump straight to beating women with oars, baseball bats or tire irons even, and what that shows me is that you possess NONE of the qualities which the Bible speak of:



                  But let me tell you this, if you use my concern for your wife as an excuse to beat her again, when it is in fact you who might well be a hideous criminal, because who else would know about or want to stone your wife is what I'm thinking, let me tell you this dick-wad, if you do that I will personally make it my mission to travel to Freehold, find your sorry excuse ass far a 'man' and beat the living, dying and half-dead half-living shit out of you IS THAT piffleING CLEAR???



                  Be safe!

                  JB

                  Your post has just been reported to the DoF and Interpol.
                  Why are you making a threat against a valued member of this congregation? Why are you so filled with violence and hate? Why do you hate Jesus? Did Satan send you here to disrupt our Church?

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                  • JesperBechDane
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 83

                    #24
                    Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

                    Originally posted by TheSalvationBeliever View Post
                    Why are you so full of hate towards a True Christian™ man? Why do you hate Jesus?
                    It is my love for Jesus that makes me say this.

                    JB

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #25
                      Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

                      Originally posted by JesperBechDane View Post
                      It is my love for Jesus that makes me say this.

                      JB

                      No I think not, you are twisting Jesus to fit your hate filled soul. Why are you a hate monger? God hates the sin and the sinner!

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #26
                        Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

                        Originally posted by JesperBechDane View Post
                        But let me tell you this, if you use my concern for your wife as an excuse to beat her again, when it is in fact you who might well be a hideous criminal, because who else would know about or want to stone your wife is what I'm thinking, let me tell you this dick-wad, if you do that I will personally make it my mission to travel to Freehold, find your sorry excuse ass far a 'man' and beat the living, dying and half-dead half-living shit out of you IS THAT piffleING CLEAR???
                        Did you know that making death threats is a felony?
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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                        • JesperBechDane
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 83

                          #27
                          Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          A diamond mine? Son I own 175 business in 35 countries. I spend more in Jet fuel in one week that you earn in a decade. I will say this just one more time do not accuse Billy Bob again. He has not been arrested, nor has he been proven guilty of anything. The police deemed it a rouge stoning. Slander in this country is a very costly charge. When my lawyers get through with you, the bullet you mentioned will be the easiest way out for you to take. God is not happy when you commit suicide.
                          YIC James Dewitt.
                          First, and do not let this surprise, I'm not your son.

                          Second, there is no such things as a rogue stoning. A stoning is a punishment for a crime, which means there must have been a hearing and an assesment of guilt. It is by definition impossible to have a 'rogue stoning'. Last, since only very Christian people would even KNOW about it, and even FEWER know if Billy Bob's wife was doing anything that warranted such a treatment, I'm thinking the people who did it are a part of his congregation. How's that for police work and how do you think that kind of logic would appeal to a jury of your peers?

                          False accusations? What about neglect of duty, obstruction of justice and false testimony? Maybe you should worry more about what I can do with common sense, a basic law book and a heart that is full of love for the common man, woman, child and elder in front of a jury of mine and your peers, Good sir.

                          I'm not saying Billy Bob is guilty. Because I can't say that. What I'm saying is, who else would it be and who else has demonstrated a history of not only domestic abuse but in fact domestic TORTURE, which in ITSELF is a crime worthy of a jail sentence!!!

                          You lot are obstructing justice in a major way, and when you are called to stand before the Lord Jesus Christ, on judgment day, I wouldn't be too sure He is going to count you among the elect. THAT'S how serious this is James. Don't you see that?? Aren't you a man of justice? Has all your words about God been nothing but a charade?

                          I believe in what this guy says:

                          Exactly who do you believe in that allows you to act the way you do? Or protect a criminal?

                          Btw did the police find any finger-prints on the stones used in the (planned) execution? For one thing, they would have had to gather stones so it would have to have been pre-meditated, is what I'm thinking, at least!

                          You guys need to beware you have not really let the into your midst, that's just how serious this is and I KNOW you know that, deep down.

                          Rogue stoning my ass. There's no such thing, ANYWHERE. It doesn't even happen in the most back-ward barbaric muslim countries there's always a trial and decreeing of guilt first. And only Christians would go through that and then carry out that particular sentencing. I assume there are no muslims or jews in Freehold, and if there were, I'm sure they'd prefer to see Billy Bob in a miserable marriage rather than free him from a wife that is rebellious, against the unjust, cruel and satanic rule of her husband.

                          Yours in Christ James,

                          JB

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                          • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 492

                            #28
                            Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

                            Originally posted by JesperBechDane View Post
                            I believe in what this guy says:
                            Why do you keep pretending you are Christian. It seems very clear to me that you only believe in the part of the Bible you find suited to your gay liebral way of thinking.

                            You need to make a choice here. Do you believe in the word of God or don't you? It's that simple really.


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                            Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

                            Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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                            • JesperBechDane
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 83

                              #29
                              Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              Did you know that making death threats is a felony?
                              Rev Rodimer, as kind, warm and compassionate as your response was in the thread about to my little lost niece, it pains me to say now that it is not technically a death threat but merely one of violence for violence against wife aka ones better half.

                              God bless Rev.

                              Jesper

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                              • James Dewitt
                                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 6267

                                #30
                                Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

                                =JesperBechDane;596461]
                                First, and do not let this surprise, I'm not your son.
                                Granted you are not my son, if that where true I would have had to punch out my wives lights. She must have cheated on me.

                                Second, there is no such things as a rogue stoning. A stoning is a punishment for a crime, which means there must have been a hearing and an assesment of guilt. It is by definition impossible to have a 'rogue stoning'. Last, since only very Christian people would even KNOW about it, and even FEWER know if Billy Bob's wife was doing anything that warranted such a treatment, I'm thinking the people who did it are a part of his congregation. How's that for police work and how do you think that kind of logic would appeal to a jury of your peers?
                                Maybe it was a group of heatheans like your self attempting to make Christians look bad. I don't know nor do I care. What gives you the right to judge this Church?


                                what about neglect of duty, obstruction of justice and false testimony? Maybe you should worry more about what I can do with common sense, a basic law book and a heart that is full of love for the common man, woman, child and elder in front of a jury of mine and your peers, Good sir.
                                The police ran the investigation. No evidence was found to implicate Billy Bob, or anyone in this Church.

                                I'm not saying Billy Bob is guilty. Because I can't say that. What I'm saying is, who else would it be and who else has demonstrated a history of not only domestic abuse but in fact domestic TORTURE, which in ITSELF is a crime worthy of a jail sentence!!!
                                Prove it or shut your yap!

                                You lot are obstructing justice in a major way, and when you are called to stand before the Lord Jesus Christ, on judgment day, I wouldn't be too sure He is going to count you among the elect. THAT'S how serious this is James. Don't you see that?? Aren't you a man of justice? Has all your words about God been nothing but a charade?
                                The only thing I see is that you are persecuting us for our belief in Jesus. God tells us that we are blessed for it, so thank you.
                                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                                Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

                                Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;




                                Blah Blah, I hate Christians, I hate Jesus!

                                JB

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