Hi, I'm Jesper

[JesperBechDane]

Here are some photos of me (the first one I rolled straight out of bed so my hair well most of the time it looks like the next two photos)









That's the guitar in the background I used for making the gospel song though I don't play much anymore, this used to be my favorite song:

Bruce Springsteen - Tougher than the rest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_91hNV6vuBY (I just completely ignore the one gay couple that's eww)



JBD

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

This is a CHRISTIAN forum, not some sleazy gay pick-up website.

Tell us about your church, your relationship with Jesus, and your family. We don't want to hear about your favorite gay singers.

[Seth Campbell]

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Isn't Springsteen that liar that say's he's from Freehold?

Oh right, here it is...

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=48950&highlight=springsteen

[JesperBechDane]

Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

This is a CHRISTIAN forum, not some sleazy gay pick-up website.

Tell us about your church, your relationship with Jesus, and your family. We don't want to hear about your favorite gay singers.

I worship Jesus in the temple of my body and the prayer room that is my heart. I briefly attended a Catholic Church for about a year some months back, was even part of a public procession where the Eucharist was being carried by the priest in a monstrance. I've also been part of a Catholic forum for over three years, but was banned because I said one of the female moderators was leading a lesbian life-style, based on what she had said in her own posts. I don't like that, though I don't know God as well as I should, I do know in my heart what is right and wrong and speak it loud when I see it. That is my religion. To know what is right from wrong and follow it as I can.

I used to read the Bible but have fallen out of the habit, haven't read it in months. I have the NASB I think, which is not as good as the KJV1611 but still an attempt at a very literal translation of the Bible based on the research I did, I think second to the KJV1611, maybe, I don't know.

My relationship with Jesus, I don't have any. I just try and do what is right in the heart, and not let my mind get so complicated it loses sight of it. It's really very simple but still temptations are easy to fall for, fall into.. I struggle with learning about how this works so I can prevent it. I am always ready to have a sincere talk/debate about spiritual matters, of any kind.

My mother is a nurse and my father is a veterinarian. My mother works with disabled people and my dad works at a slaughterhouse, where he makes sure the pigs are healthy before being slaughtered and passed on to the consumers.

I am unemployed, and have been for a long time. I grew up watching a lot of tv and got the idea that life was about sex and succes, and that good looks were more important than character etc all the stuff one learns/picks up from watching tv. I've been trying to get rid of that because it is spiritually toxic to me, so I try and have a simple mind and a heart that's true and upright (emphasis try!!) hehe but I get better at it every day.

I have gone three years to University, where I studied to be an engineer in chemistry and biotechnology, and was considered for Ph.D. studies when the spiritual diseases that had been left unattended led me into a downward spiral that ended in a breakdown, at times bordering on outright madness.

I've seen a lot of stuff, and am getting a clearer and clearer perspective on what is important in life, and that is simply, love, and trying to do what Jesus says. I am currently looking into getting an education as a cook, so that I might work as a cook in a retirement center, but that is just a sketchy idea at this point. Still I think I might follow through on that one, I like the idea of taking care of the sick and feeding the hungry, helping in the ways I am able, which are sadly not many..

I live in Denmark, in Northern Jutland, in a smallish town called Bronderslev, about 10.000 people here I think, it is somewhere between a big city and a rural city, the pace here is nice and right now I live among great nature, which is a boon to my spirit and my mind, as I try to recuperate and find myself, and what truly matters in life, a little wiser for it each day hopefully.

God bless.

Jesper

[Cranky Old Man]

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I used to read the Bible but have fallen out of the habit, haven't read it in months.

I have a request for you. Since you will clearly be going to hell, I wanted to ask you if, once you are in hell, you could please tell Michael Jackson that we are very happy that he is dead? Thank you!

[John Creeser]

Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

I'm pretty sure that cross in the picture went right back to it's upside down position right next to the heathen pagan indian dream catcher.

You're fooling no one.

[landoverlover]

Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

Regarding those pics, thanks a lot for making your best effort to look presentable to God's Only Forum. You look like a slacker who's humping the pillow after smoking a penis-shaped hookah.

The "I'm-worshiping-in-the-temple-of-my-body" line is pretty lame, considering yours looks more like a ruin than a temple. And that you don't have any relationship with Jesus, while not surprising, begs the question of why exactly are you here? To just, like, hang out, man?

You, alone, are the 10th reason God hates Denmark.

A walk through the ocean of your soul would scarcely get your feet wet.

[JesperBechDane]

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Regarding those pics, thanks a lot for making your best effort to look presentable to God's Only Forum. You look like a slacker who's humping the pillow after smoking a penis-shaped hookah.

The "I'm-worshiping-in-the-temple-of-my-body" line is pretty lame, considering yours looks more like a ruin than a temple. And that you don't have any relationship with Jesus, while not surprising, begs the question of why exactly are you here? To just, like, hang out, man?

You, alone, are the 10th reason God hates Denmark.

A walk through the ocean of your soul would scarcely get your feet wet.

A man who judges others so must himself be shallow and perverted.



Judging by your profile picture, you should worry more about your own soul than mine. Necklaces and headbans are for girls, and used only by homers and cross-dressers if it's a 'man'.

Last, I see that your idea of manliness does not include neither meekness nor gentleness of the spirit, nor the kind of humor and cheer that creates fellowship and lasting bonds in the Body of Christ, in which we are all bricks, some more decayed than others, but all the same, I think I can safely turn your reproof around and say, worry as much yourself, and thank you, I will try and take that which you have said to heart, as much of it as is helpful and pertinent, which is very little, very little indeed.

God bless,

JB

[landoverlover]

Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

A man who judges others so must himself be shallow and perverted.



Judging by your profile picture, you should worry more about your own soul than mine. Necklaces and headbans are for girls, and used only by homers and cross-dressers if it's a 'man'.

Last, I see that your idea of manliness does not include neither meekness nor gentleness of the spirit, nor the kind of humor and cheer that creates fellowship and lasting bonds in the Body of Christ, in which we are all bricks, some more decayed than others, but all the same, I think I can safely turn your reproof around and say, worry as much yourself, and thank you, I will try and take that which you have said to heart, as much of it as is helpful and pertinent, which is very little, very little indeed.

God bless,

JB

You still fail to answer important questions. You have no relationship with the Lord, don't go to church, yet are at a Christian site. Why?

[JesperBechDane]

Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

You still fail to answer important questions. You have no relationship with the Lord, don't go to church, yet are at a Christian site. Why?

I don't know.

JB

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

Judging by your profile picture, you should worry more about your own soul than mine. Necklaces and headbans are for girls, and used only by homers and cross-dressers if it's a 'man'.

Necklace and headband? Have you had your eyes checked recently? If not you might need to. He's wearing what I would call a "fishing hat" and a work shirt with cut-off and rolled up sleeves. Standard outdoor wear around here.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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@ Jesper

Sometimes you really come across like you are a homosexual. I am not trying to be funny. I just wanted to know, is this intentional?

[JesperBechDane]

Re: Hi, I'm Jesper

@ Jesper

Sometimes you really come across like you are a homosexual. I am not trying to be funny. I just wanted to know, is this intentional?

@ Billy Bob Jenkins

Sometimes you really come across as if you are an insane, murdering, spouse-abusing impatient, evil psychopath. I am not trying to be funny. I just want to know, is this intentional? And if you are, maybe you should let your wife go before you inflict either lifelong injury on her (if you haven't already, after a weeks marriage) or outright beat/stone her, to death.

Sincerely,

JBD

[Levi Jones]

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@ Billy Bob Jenkins

Sometimes you really come across as if you are an insane, murdering, spouse-abusing impatient, evil psychopath. I am not trying to be funny. I just want to know, is this intentional? And if you are, maybe you should let your wife go before you inflict either lifelong injury on her (if you haven't already, after a weeks marriage) or outright beat/stone her, to death.

Sincerely,

JBD

Are you insane? Brother Billy Bob is one of the most kind and gentle people you will ever meet. Just the other day, he was giving me a ride home in his truck when he stopped to pick up a hitchhiker off of I-35.

He was so sweet to offer that guy a ride to Colorado. I would never pick one of those filthy vagabonds up, much less offer him a ride all the way to Denver.

He dropped me off and away they went. I was shaking my head at that kind hearted gesture. There are very few people in the world who would do something like that.

[JesperBechDane]

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I'm sick with worry a crime has been committed. If so I want the culprit brought to Justice, I can't think of anything else until that has been done. Will you in the Spirit of Righteousness and Truth lead the investigation? Just because you pick up hitch-hikers doesn't mean you can murder someone or beat someone to unconsciousness over trivial matters. For instance, that post could simply have been deleted. That is what a patient man would have done (I'm referring to the one post Cindy Lou made that landed her a beating with an oar so severe she lost consciousness). To beat someone that way is the mark of someone insane or psychopath. I does say chastise in the Bible but last I heard, the point was to take the belt to someone, at most, nor knock someone unconscious with a baseball bat I mean oar!!

Last, I'm thinking, if Billy Bob Jenkins and his wife from the previous marriage had issues, people would let him handle it himself before stepping in, in any physical way, but to think that anyone outside of Billy bob Jenkins would have a strong enough motive for burying his wife to the waist and stoning her death is in my mind preposterous. My common sense leads me to believe that the only one who could have done it was Billy Bob Jenkins.

Who does your common sense tell you is where the police should start looking? Also, since Billy Bob has a self-admitted history of torturing his wife, by cutting of her hand and her tongue, I think when it all adds up, it becomes all but clear that Billy Bob murdered his wife, in the name of Jesus Christ, but who never stoned anybody and at worst admonished people with harsh words.

Those who live by the sword, die by the sword. And those who live by stoning, die by stoning. Something so atrocious has happened here that I want to see justice. It literally burns in my soul that is how bad I want it.

What I don't understand at ALL is why don't any of you guys? If it's because he's too big, simply tazer him and bury him to the waist, then you can do unto him as he did unto his wife. Who the hell else would have done something like that? It would have had to be someone religious, and very much so, that means it could only have been among his True Christian(tm) acquaintances, but I doubt any of you have the stomach for it. You just don't seem like the kind for it. I have however heard that Billy Bob took something of the Bible literally which it is highly debatable if it is only metaphor (cutting out hand and tongue if it offends you, which could refer to simply stopping doing bad things rather than actually doing that and PROBABLY does given how Jesus never punished anybody, physically), which leads me to believe he has the kind of mentality that could extend to stoning someone.

Let the man answer for himself in the fellowship of his fellow man!

JBD