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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29457

    #76
    Re: help please

    Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
    I did not lie about being a Christian i have been baptised and had my first holy communion only when i reached the age of 13 i got into thinking for myself about my surroundings, at 15/16 i decided science has proof you do not, you have a book, a silly book written by men who were at the time only capable of thinking with a 100cc brain where as today we can think with 150 cc .. oh wait, is that what i think it is .... EVOLUTION wow.shock.horror.
    See, a typical back pedaling statement, you did say you lied.

    You may of gone through communion, but were never a Baptist and never a Christian. See, communion id a catlick voodoo dance. And catliks are not Christians. Enjoy QT.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #77
      Re: help please

      Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
      I did not lie about being a Christian i have been baptised and had my first holy communion only when i reached the age of 13 i got into thinking for myself about my surroundings, at 15/16 i decided science has proof you do not, you have a book, a silly book written by men who were at the time only capable of thinking with a 100cc brain where as today we can think with 150 cc .. oh wait, is that what i think it is .... EVOLUTION wow.shock.horror.
      Being baptized (that is, buggered by your Catlick priest, I expect) and sitting in a Papist "church" before puberty doesn't make you a Christian any more than being washed and waxed and sitting in a garage makes you a car. You lied about CURRENTLY BEING a Christian, and you lied about going to church.

      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • jrobson68
        Unsaved trash
        • Sep 2010
        • 18

        #78
        Re: help please

        Checkmate? You just cited a bit of the bible, that is in no way an argument, idiot, the bible all bullshit, surely you realise that? If you don't, you're a retard.

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #79
          Re: help please

          Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
          I did not lie about being a Christian i have been baptised and had my first holy communion only when i reached the age of 13 i got into thinking for myself about my surroundings, at 15/16 i decided science has proof you do not, you have a book, a silly book written by men who were at the time only capable of thinking with a 100cc brain where as today we can think with 150 cc .. oh wait, is that what i think it is .... EVOLUTION wow.shock.horror.
          You are not a Christian, you are a damn Catlik, go away papist scum. Mary worshippers, fools each and every one.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #80
            Re: help please

            Originally posted by jrobson68 View Post
            I so far haven't lied once.
            If you're talking to me, I hadn't called you a liar. Though if I'm sure your posts are full of them.

            Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
            I did not lie about being a Christian i have been baptised and had my first holy communion only when i reached the age of 13
            Ah HA! GOTCHA! Papists are NOT Christians! Seeing as you have not fulfilled the simple request I made of you, I will have to send you to quarantine. Feel free to continue your lies from there.
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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            • godlyman111
              Unsaved trash
              • Sep 2010
              • 19

              #81
              Re: help please

              Why keep referring to the bible, you denounce science? yet you are using science as we speak, you are using a computer, i bet if you search on google or 'bible google' for proof of the world being round, btw we have a horizon, proof of a none flat world my friend

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #82
                Re: help please

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                You are not a Christian, you are a damn Catlik, go away papist scum. Mary worshippers, fools each and every one.
                As a reformed Cathoholic herself, Sister Mary Maria has a special place in her dungeon heart for Papists.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • WinnerNotSinner
                  Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 951

                  #83
                  Re: help please

                  Originally posted by jrobson68 View Post
                  Checkmate? You just cited a bit of the bible, that is in no way an argument, idiot, the bible all bullshit, surely you realise that? If you don't, you're a retard.
                  Did you read the quote I provided? You are really slow on the uptake.
                  6
                  A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                  "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                  Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                  If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                  GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #84
                    Re: help please

                    Originally posted by jrobson68 View Post
                    Checkmate? You just cited a bit of the bible, that is in no way an argument, idiot, the bible all bullshit, surely you realise that? If you don't, you're a retard.
                    Retard, this is a Baptist Forum, why would we not use scripture. Somewhere in England, a village has lost their idiot, I think we found him

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29457

                      #85
                      Re: help please

                      Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
                      Oh formalities skipped me, i go to a church called The baptist saviours, it was started by my friend and i have saved many people i hope, and i am from England
                      Above^ Early on in this thread

                      Below, a recent statement.
                      Originally posted by jrobson68 View Post
                      A few problems with your arguments; I so far haven't lied once. There is a huge amount of evidence for a round world, only idiots believe that. As for the whole spelling thing, there's not a huge amount of them, and you're not worth me spell checking my messages over and over.
                      Never lied? Care to comment, sinner?

                      Not only is your spelling atrocious, your grammar is deplorable and sentence structure horrendous. Was your English teacher french?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • jrobson68
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 18

                        #86
                        Re: help please

                        Ok, are you a complete idiot? No evidence for a round world in a bible? That's like looking for roman seige tactics in a cookbook, of course it ahs no evidence. There's no evidence for ANYTHING in the bible, just a load of idiots garbling shit. You want evidence for a round world? Read a book of science, if you can do such a thing without being completely baffled

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #87
                          Re: help please

                          Brother James, should I ask why the one retard makes the exact same spelling mistakes as the other retard, or is it apparent . . .
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #88
                            Re: help please

                            Originally posted by jrobson68 View Post
                            Ok, are you a complete idiot? No evidence for a round world in a bible? That's like looking for roman seige tactics in a cookbook, of course it ahs no evidence. There's no evidence for ANYTHING in the bible, just a load of idiots garbling shit. You want evidence for a round world? Read a book of science, if you can do such a thing without being completely baffled
                            This insulting garbage mouth is no more fit for decent society than his liar of a brother, so I've sent him to a family reunion in quarantine.
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

                            Comment

                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #89
                              Re: help please

                              Originally posted by jrobson68 View Post
                              Ok, are you a complete idiot? No evidence for a round world in a bible? That's like looking for roman seige tactics in a cookbook, of course it ahs no evidence. There's no evidence for ANYTHING in the bible, just a load of idiots garbling shit. You want evidence for a round world? Read a book of science, if you can do such a thing without being completely baffled
                              I have a feeling that you will follow your brother godlyman111 (Quarantined) into the Q at any moment. Now we can back up the fact that the world is indeed flat from the Bible. I have a feeling that you wont understand a thing that we post.

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                              • WinnerNotSinner
                                Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 951

                                #90
                                Re: help please

                                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                This insulting garbage mouth is no more fit for decent society than his liar of a brother, so I've sent him to a family reunion in quarantine.
                                Praise!

                                Therapy will do them both good.
                                6
                                A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                                "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                                Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                                If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                                GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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