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  • godlyman111
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    • Sep 2010
    • 19

    #1

    help please

    Should i beat my wife for making me a sandwich using halal meat?
  • Joshua Godwins
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    • Aug 2010
    • 88

    #2
    Re: help please

    This is your introduction?

    How about telling us where you go to Church? How did you come to be saved? What's your favorite Bible verse? Have you produced any little soldiers for Jesus?
    In His Name, Joshua

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #3
      Re: help please

      How about first convincing us you're not a troll.
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      • jrobson68
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        • Sep 2010
        • 18

        #4
        Re: help please

        Yeah, totaly.

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        • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
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          • Aug 2010
          • 492

          #5
          Re: help please

          Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
          Should i beat my wife for making me a sandwich using halal meat?
          Welcome Godlyman

          Before we anwer any of your questions, please make a proper introduction of yourself.

          How old are you?

          What are your believes - do you attend church, and if you do, which one?

          Do you have any sons?

          What's your favourite Bible verse?

          Where do you live?


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          Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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          • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
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            • Aug 2010
            • 492

            #6
            Re: help please

            Originally posted by jrobson68 View Post
            Yeah, totaly.
            Who are you?? Go away troll, or introduce yourself properly


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            Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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            • Joshua Godwins
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              • Aug 2010
              • 88

              #7
              Re: help please

              Originally posted by jrobson68 View Post
              Yeah, totaly.
              How about making a proper introduction. You can use the same advice I gave to "godlyman".

              Convince us you're not a troll.
              In His Name, Joshua

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              • godlyman111
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                • Sep 2010
                • 19

                #8
                Re: help please

                Oh formalities skipped me, i go to a church called The baptist saviours, it was started by my friend and i have saved many people i hope, and i am from England

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                • Joshua Godwins
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                  • Aug 2010
                  • 88

                  #9
                  Re: help please

                  Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
                  Oh formalities skipped me, i go to a church called The baptist saviours, it was started by my friend and i have saved many people i hope, and i am from England
                  Pretty weak. I'm guessing troll.
                  In His Name, Joshua

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                  • godlyman111
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                    • Sep 2010
                    • 19

                    #10
                    Re: help please

                    I am no troll, i am a good man but i am being serious i have you know. but i need help, such as, what are your views on fornication and gingers? honest to god question.

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                    • James Hutchins
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                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29457

                      #11
                      Re: help please

                      LOL, I could tell she was a brit from the poor writing.

                      Listen up missy, there is no Church in the uk called "The baptist saviours".

                      Tel me, what is your favorite verse from the Bible?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • godlyman111
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                        • Sep 2010
                        • 19

                        #12
                        Re: help please

                        I'm sorry, this is a forum not a grammar contest, plus I am a guy you numbskull. My favourite verse is "an eye for an eye" maybe you should think about that before assuming I'm trolling. As for my church yes there is, its not exactly public, its just where a group of friends come together and praise the lord. But my achievement of my life is turning my best friend from homosexuality, to the path of light.

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                        • Joshua Godwins
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                          • Aug 2010
                          • 88

                          #13
                          Re: help please

                          Originally posted by godlyman111 View Post
                          I'm sorry, this is a forum not a grammar contest, plus I am a guy you numbskull. My favourite verse is "an eye for an eye" maybe you should think about that before assuming I'm trolling. As for my church yes there is, its not exactly public, its just where a group of friends come together and praise the lord. But my achievement of my life is turning my best friend from homosexuality, to the path of light.
                          God appreciates good grammar and proper AMERICAN spelling.
                          In His Name, Joshua

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29457

                            #14
                            Re: help please

                            I am glad to see you have risen above the shame of illiteracy.

                            How many sons have you born for Jesus?
                            What is the story of your redemption?
                            What verses have the greatest impact on you and why?
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • jrobson68
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                              • Sep 2010
                              • 18

                              #15
                              Re: help please

                              well, I'm the brother of godlyman111. I'm no troll, I'm just a backwater idiot christian. OH WAIT! That's you. I'm an aithiest, I'm not here to troll, I'm just here to ask why you belive in a book with no evidence. Godlyman is not a troll, neither am I, but godlyman is actualy a christian, much to my dismay.

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