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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #16
    Re: Me!

    Originally posted by UnholyDoofuss View Post
    Sorry, but we can't agree on that all is true! People where guided as they wrote, fine. Yet truth it's not. As I've seen during my own studies that's black and white. Yet beside that fact of truth I believe we can agree on the rest, hopefully!
    So, tell me . . . You believe that the Bible, God's Word, is not true.

    This means that you believe that God, who knows everything and can do anything, knows that the Bible is not true, and lets it stand as His Word anyway.

    This can only occur in one of four ways:

    1. God does not care that His Word is wrong; therefore, He is not loving.
    2. God allows His word to be wrong on purpose, so people may be misled; therefore, He is malevolent.
    3. God is unaware His Word is wrong, or unable to change it; thus not much of a God.
    4. There is no God.

    So, which is it?

    Originally posted by UnholyDoofuss View Post
    Mr. Ezekiel!
    Pastor. His title is Pastor.
    It's a proven fact of science! It's a fact because it's an theory that has NOT been proven false yet! The bible hold NO true facts of nature just random chosen text 400 years after Jesus died.
    The fact that a theory has not been proven false does not make it a fact. It makes it a well-tested theory. That is all.


    Christian forum and no debate? Fine, you blindfolded, weak man!: Here is my knowledge and believes:
    Jesus existed! As did Hannibal, Gajus Julius, Spartacus, Hitler, ABBA and Swedish warriors that beat the crap out of everyone but SAS! He was a kind man with great delusions and people bought it and it became the biggest cancer on the planet! Setting humanity back hundreds if not even a thousand years in technology and knowledge! The best time was the kings of Europe which killed the Church's power. Sadly it didn't manage to kill a stupid idea as a all knowing being! A white jew zombie in GAZA! Did you know that men of the North, proud men who no Christian could match as man or by war, lived to be around 75 years and as Christianity spread Europeans lived to be around 40 as oldest! Then Church lost it power and today we live to 80! Christianity is a scorch on this planet! Hell does not exist and I see that this sight will not where I will conduct my studies! You're all just to blind to see any light!
    You're quite an excitable boy, aren't you? Many exclamation points. Do you believe every statement of yours so exciting and compelling?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • UnholyDoofuss
      Unsaved trash, slant lover
      • Sep 2010
      • 13

      #17
      Re: Me!

      In my eyes, what you call god I call a lie that lives in an age because naive and ignorant people let it.

      Titles I use are those with meaning! Military, degrees, royalty!

      Fair enough! yet the bible is a theory that should be swept away fro it has many times been proven wrong and all believers say: Well, it just is that way! Teach a child maths by explaining all because it is so! He won't make it to University!

      See it more as a statement from me where I try and make some of your children open their eyes and see what lying & deceiving scoundrels you are.
      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #18
        Re: Me!

        Originally posted by UnholyDoofuss View Post
        In my eyes, what you call god I call a lie that lives in an age because naive and ignorant people let it.

        Titles I use are those with meaning! Military, degrees, royalty!

        Fair enough! yet the bible is a theory that should be swept away fro it has many times been proven wrong and all believers say: Well, it just is that way! Teach a child maths by explaining all because it is so! He won't make it to University!

        See it more as a statement from me where I try and make some of your children open their eyes and see what lying & deceiving scoundrels you are.
        We are not even slightly interested in hearing your unsaved opinions. God commands us to keep clear of demons like you.

        "Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11
        Now stop trying to persecute us and crawl back under whatever rock your live under.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #19
          Re: Me!

          Originally posted by UnholyDoofuss View Post
          See it more as a statement from me where I try and make some of your children open their eyes and see what lying & deceiving scoundrels you are.
          So, you are trying to turn our children from the Lord, to worship your false god of Science, eh?

          Allow me to point out for you what God commands us to do with people who do such things:

          Deuteronomy 13
          6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;

          7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;

          8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:

          9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

          10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Jo Freddie
            Unsaved trash
            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #20
            Re: Me!

            Originally posted by UnholyDoofuss View Post
            Mr. Ezekiel!
            It's a proven fact of science! It's a fact because it's an theory that has NOT been proven false yet!
            While Zekie Boy is WRONG about the age of the Earth, and the Universe, the only fact about your "science" is that God has done such a wonderful job at fooling it with His pranks.
            A Condensed History of the World
            Five Thousand Years Ago:
            The Beginning

            THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER created the universe and a bunch of planets, including Earth. No one except Himself was around to see it, but we suspect it was rather dull. The initial creation, obviously, must have been spectacular, but He then spent the next ten to one hundred years painstakingly preparing the universe to appear older then it actually is. Photons were placed individually, en route to earth, ostensibly emitted millions of years ago from stars across the galaxy. In reality, we know that each proton was divinely placed and red-shifted (The universe appears to be expanding, much like cooked pasta, as illustrated by observed light from distant galaxies shifting toward the Marinara Spectrum. Some scientists cite this as support for His preference for red sauce, but they are most likely idiots) appropriately to make the universe appear to be billions of years old. We are still finding His camouflage methods at work today; each time scientists discover apparent evidence of billions-of-years-old universe, we can be assured that this is just more elaborate preparation He put in place.
            Earth was created in approximately 0.062831853 seconds and was similarly disguised to appear much older. We can be certain that the FSM spent even more time preparing the earth, because, being all-knowing, He was well aware that soon enough there would be nosy people poking around everywhere. Know as “scientists,” these nosy people have a sick need – probably sexually motivated (As evidence of sexual motivation on the part of scientists, let’s choose an occupation at random, say genecology. These so-called professionals spend their entire lives looking at female sex organs – or poontang, as it’s known in academic circles. Look a little deeper into the fold, and you will find that nearly 99 percent of all gynaecologists have a scientific background. To illustrate just how significant that is, pick another group at random – say myself. I’m not a scientist, and I hardly ever see female sex organs. I find it hard to believe this is just a coincidence. I’m not saying all scientists are perverts, but I think it’s safe to say the nearly all of them are) – to figure out how things work, and so it was even more important that our apparent reality be well designed to hide the truth.
            Jesus existed!
            Are you sure about that? Where is the evidence, outside of the bible and myths written a long time after he was allegedly doing all his stuff, stuff that apparently no one thought was cool enough to write about at the time.
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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #21
              Re: Me!

              Originally posted by UnholyDoofuss View Post
              Sorry, but we can't agree on that all is true! People where guided as they wrote, fine. Yet truth it's not. As I've seen during my own studies that's black and white. Yet beside that fact of truth I believe we can agree on the rest, hopefully!
              The fact of truth is everything, nothing else matters.
              Originally posted by UnholyDoofuss View Post
              Titles I use are those with meaning! Military, degrees, royalty!
              So Pastor Ezekiel's many years of hard work and study are meaningless, but having popped out of the unspeakable ladyparts of the right Scandinavian slapper gives you right to be called "Prince" or "King", and you consider that to be meaningful? Why do you hate equality and democracy, by Scandofascist friend?

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              Are you sure about that? Where is the evidence, outside of the bible and myths written a long time after he was allegedly doing all his stuff, stuff that apparently no one thought was cool enough to write about at the time.
              Is God's word not good enough for you? It says right there in the Bible that it's true, and I hardly think God would lie to us. But if that's not good enough for you, how about Josephus?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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