A Biblical HELLO to all Jesus lovers!!!

[SmashedPumpkin]

My name is Brae and I unfortunately come from New Sodom (AKA Canada). I recently left home and found refuge with a group of young adults like myself who are escaping the sinful and demonic lifestyles their so called families have chosen. I left after my parents refused to stone my younger sister when she came home from a BAR with the smell of satan on her breath. Instead my mother gave her some advil and a glass of water. In the morning...she made her pancakes. I know the GOOD LORD teaches to honor and respect thy parents but they are on a road to hell and I am bent on salvation. To honor them is to honor the devil. My relationship with Jesus grows stronger everyday and I know that with him INSIDE ME I can strike down the unholy minions (liberals and homosexuals) that plague God's Earth.

Peace and Jesus be with you all!!!
p.s. my favourite Bible verse is, Psalm 81:10: "I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt: open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it."

[James Hutchins]

Re: A Biblical HELLO to all Jesus lovers!!!

Well Brae, I do hope to filled in for your mothers shortcomings.

Tell me, how many sons have you provided for Gods Army? What flavor is your pie? I sure would love a sweet slice of fresh, hot, steaming pie. You know, the first slice is always the best, the last, always a bit dry and crusty, a lot of the tasty bits turned sour.

[Brother Helge]

Re: A Biblical HELLO to all Jesus lovers!!!

So tell us how you came to find Jesus and what's your weapon of chioce?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A Biblical HELLO to all Jesus lovers!!!

Welcome, Brae!

While there is much evil in Canuckistan, there are a handful of Godly people trying to share the Gospel with the heathens. I hope you will become one of them!

How can we help you in your walk with Jesus?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Biblical HELLO to all Jesus lovers!!!

My name is Brae and I unfortunately come from New Sodom (AKA Canada). I recently left home and found refuge with a group of young adults like myself who are escaping the sinful and demonic lifestyles their so called families have chosen. I left after my parents refused to stone my younger sister when she came home from a BAR with the smell of satan on her breath. Instead my mother gave her some advil and a glass of water. In the morning...she made her pancakes. I know the GOOD LORD teaches to honor and respect thy parents but they are on a road to hell and I am bent on salvation. To honor them is to honor the devil. My relationship with Jesus grows stronger everyday and I know that with him INSIDE ME I can strike down the unholy minions (liberals and homosexuals) that plague God's Earth.

Peace and Jesus be with you all!!!
p.s. my favourite Bible verse is, Psalm 81:10: "I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt: open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it."

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