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Hello there I am so very pleased to be a new member. It is such a blessing to know there are other great Christians our there who TRULY Believe!
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I welcome you with reservations.Originally posted by Dr. Letterman View Post
What foul sin made you come to Jesus and our Godly forum?
Have you been on your knees to receive Jesus?
In Christ
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6 - KJV
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Hello, my fellow Belivers!!
The good LORD brought me to this forum, I believe, because I yearned to meet TRUE Christians, not those who claim to glorify His name and do not heed what the KJV says.Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
I was born into a Christian family, and we all were brought up by the KJV and the KJV only!!A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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Re: Hello, my fellow Belivers!!
Praise Jesus and welcome. Tell us more about yourself, friend.
What church do you attend? What is your favorite Bible verse? Was it Mr., Miss or Mrs.?Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Hello, my fellow Belivers!!
Well, my apologies are in order, of course. I am not a fan of computers or the internet, because of all of the unGodly things that are on it.
I am not married yet, I have not met someone who is a true Godly Christian.
My favorite Bible verse?
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me." Psalms 23:4 (KJV)
And as for my eagerness, I was just excited to be around those who truly worship the LORD.A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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Re: Hello, my fellow Belivers!!
Welcome,Originally posted by Dr. Letterman View Post
So far so good. Surely there is sin that you are ashamed of? You are among friends and there is no wickedness that has not been forgiven by the blood of Jesus Christ.
Open your soul and repent. We will shed tears with you as you come to Jesus and let Him come in you.
In Christ!Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Hello, my fellow Belivers!!
Welcome to God's favorite forum. What sort of a doctor are you? Do you pray over your patients?
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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A Message to All!
Okay, okay. So I had heard of this place and I thought it would be wonderful to come on here and reveal that I am a FEMALE FAST FOOD MANAGER
who makes
$24,000 PER YEAR
...and I did it all on my own. I worked my way up, put myself through hamburger U, and am now making more money and living a fuller, ACTUAL CHRISTIAN life than ALL of you combined.
So how does it feel, men, to be lesser than me?
Ahahahahahahhahahaaaaahahahahaha.
THAT IS ALL. YOU CAN ALL GO ENJOY HELL NOW. AND HOPE THAT YOU NEVER NEED ME SOME DAY.A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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Re: Hello, my fellow Belivers!!
Fry cook. You have to specialize, which takes far longer, than your average grill monkey.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
And I am Christian, shoog. I'm just not a racist inbred hateful mongrel like you all.
You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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I thought you were a doctor or a Th.D.Originally posted by Dr. Letterman View Post
That's really not much to brag about, lady.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Oh is that all you make PA, dear?Originally posted by Dr. Letterman View PostOkay, okay. So I had heard of this place and I thought it would be wonderful to come on here and reveal that I am a FEMALE FAST FOOD MANAGER
who makes
$24,000 PER YEAR
...and I did it all on my own. I worked my way up, put myself through hamburger U, and am now making more money and living a fuller, ACTUAL CHRISTIAN life than ALL of you combined.
So how does it feel, men, to be lesser than me?
Ahahahahahahhahahaaaaahahahahaha.
THAT IS ALL. YOU CAN ALL GO ENJOY HELL NOW. AND HOPE THAT YOU NEVER NEED ME SOME DAY.
I am so sorry for you. Perhaps you should find a more worthwhile vocation.
YIC
Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Why should I be ashamed of myself? I follow the Holy Word of God to the letter.Originally posted by Dr. Letterman View Post
Are you just here to spew hatred? Are you one of those bulldyke feminazis?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: Hello, my fellow Belivers!!
Aw, that's so cute, sugar britches. The way you talk all folksy like with us.Originally posted by Dr. Letterman View Post
If you were a Christian you would know to keep your yapper shut when attempting to preach to a True Christian Pastor.
1 Corinthians 14:34-35 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
I'll take my sammich with extra cheese please.Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Hello, my fellow Belivers!!
Jealousy is a sin, you know.
And fat chick, shut up. You're fat. Nobody cares about what you have to say.
Faux-"Pastor"s, stop pretending. You're giving great, REAL Pastors a bad name. You teach others to abuse, to hate, to pass judgement...it is not your place. Only GOD may do any of that.
Do you even read the Bible?!
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Re: Hello, my fellow Belivers!!
I understand that times are hard, but those long hours are better spent in your own kitchen, being a tool for your husband. While you are managing someone else's kitchen, where is your husband supposed to get his pie? $24,000/yr. is really not worth letting Satan into your marriage to give anal to your spouse. You will find yourself flipping sin-burgers in Hell.The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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