Greetings from England

[pogmohone]

Hi,
I'm really happy to have found your church. I'm a 50 something lady, living in London and have recently found Jesus.
I can't believe that for so long I was living in the twin valleys of despair and moral turpitude but that's all changed now, for me AND my partner.

Most of your members seem to live in the USA, I suppose, but to us Brits, you're a former colony and we still love you.

Up, up with people,
You meet them where-ever you go.
PRAISE HIM.
Maria

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Greetings from England

A cautious hello,

May I ask you, why you believe Jesus lead you to God's Favorite Forum.

What is your favorite Bible verse?

Just what do you mean by "partner"?

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[HTannor]

Re: Greetings from England

Please tell us more of your moral turpitude shortcomings.

Photographs would help decide the extent of salvation you will need. You don't have to post them directly here, you can send them to me in a private message.

I will share them with our men's G.A.P.E. organization and we will make a recommendation to the Pastors.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings from England

So Maria, how long have you been a catlick? Do you find it uncomfortable praying to someone with the same name? You are very fortunate the lord of the house allows you to use the internet. Speaking of which, are you aware the US of A invented the internet?
I find it so gracious of you to allow the US to continue forward. We are so very fortunate you have not squashed us like bugs. Oh wait, we did have a battle, you lost miserably. Then there was another battle, make that two battles (WWI and WWII) that we had to save you from your ineptitude.


When you say you are fifty, you must have produced many fine sons for Jesus. I find it odd your husband allows you to call him you 'partner'.

[pogmohone]

Re: Greetings from England

Many thanks for your warm welcome and friendly questions. I was born again on 07/01/2010. I was relaxing in my hotel room, thumbing through the Gideon bible and came across 'He seized the dragon, that ancient serpent, who is the devil, or Satan, and bound him for a thousand years' (Relevations 20.2).
This was a real eye opener as I was playing with Vergil, the drippy dragon, not fifteen minutes before.
A clear and personal message from Heaven, obviously. Needless to say, I gave up my self-satisfying ways there and then, donated Vergil and the Xenogen to my local charity shop and have since then been on my knees praising Him (well, when I can).
Off to church now, it being Sunday. I'll pray for all you fine people.
Maria.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Greetings from England

Many thanks for your warm welcome and friendly questions. I was born again on 07/01/2010. I was relaxing in my hotel room, thumbing through the Gideon bible and came across 'He seized the dragon, that ancient serpent, who is the devil, or Satan, and bound him for a thousand years' (Relevations 20.2).
This was a real eye opener as I was playing with Vergil, the drippy dragon, not fifteen minutes before.
A clear and personal message from Heaven, obviously. Needless to say, I gave up my self-satisfying ways there and then, donated Vergil and the Xenogen to my local charity shop and have since then been on my knees praising Him (well, when I can).
Off to church now, it being Sunday. I'll pray for all you fine people.


Maria.

I barely understood a word of that. I do know though that Virgil is one of those Thunderbirds.




What were you doing with a wooden puppet in a hotel room reading a FALSE Bible? And WHO are you praising now? Virgil?



Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[pogmohone]

Re: Greetings from England

Ah, Sister Phebe. I notice that you may suffer from a slight bit of dyslexia. May God in his goodness cure you soon.
Its Vergil, with an 'E'.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Greetings from England

What is the name of the fine Baptist Church you attend with your husband. Are you children Christian as well? What do you think about stoning in general?

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Greetings from England

Ah, Sister Phebe. I notice that you may suffer from a slight bit of dyslexia. May God in his goodness cure you soon.
Its Vergil, with an 'E'.

It is MRS PHEBE DEWITT to you and I am sure that Virgil from the Thunderbirds is spelt with "I's only as the vowels.

Perhaps your confusion comes from reading a false Bible. The KJV1611 is the ONLY True word of God.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[pogmohone]

Re: Greetings from England

Bless you Mrs. Dewitt for your prompt reply.
I can assure you it wasn't Virgil from Thunderbirds that I was having so much fun with.
By the way, are you the same Mrs. P. Dewitt that was named in the unfortunate Enumclaw rooster incident?

[HTannor]

Re: Greetings from England

It is MRS PHEBE DEWITT to you.............

It would appear this pogomorphone person is not getting a good start here by dodging our questions and being overly familiar with such a Godly person as yourself.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Greetings from England

It would appear this pogomorphone person is not getting a good start here by dodging our questions and being overly familiar with such a Godly person as yourself.

Keep your distance Brother Tannor, Pogomorphonre is a lesbo, a real live rug muncher. And I hope she is not going to hit on my wife. Phebe does not care for her kind.

[HTannor]

Re: Greetings from England

Right you are, Brother James. And your Godly wife, Miss Phebe, is a very astute lady with her uncanny ability to spot their kind.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Greetings from England

Bless you Mrs. Dewitt for your prompt reply.
I can assure you it wasn't Virgil from Thunderbirds that I was having so much fun with.
By the way, are you the same Mrs. P. Dewitt that was named in the unfortunate Enumclaw rooster incident?

I doubt it. I do admit I have plucked a few pheasants in my time, but never had any ado with a rooster.

You speak in riddles. Are you a wiccan?

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Greetings from England

Brother Hannor,

I think her name should be potsofmorphine as she is making no sense at all!

That and the fact she is having her house painted and living with a lebanese woman... something to do with Thunderbirds is happening also...

It is a good thing I am heading to the Church right now. I need a break from all this malarky, nonsense and shenanigans.

James, I will see you at the 11am Service as I will you Brother Tannor.

YIC

Phebe (Sister Phebe for Brother Hannor)