[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there.

Ugh. Just ban me now. I have lost all taste in this forum. Now, you have stooped to a new low by attempting to show heathen objects? It's....horrifying.

Why the anger and hatred, Hop-Sing? We practice our religion as Jesus commanded us to. Is that so wrong?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello there.

Ugh. Just ban me now. I have lost all taste in this forum. Now, you have stooped to a new low by attempting to show heathen objects? It's....horrifying.

Say there One Hung Low look at the upper right corner of your screen, see the red x, that's a good gook, click it. No more Landover. But your lies will remain for ever on Gods hard drive. One day you will meet Jesus, and boy you got some explaining to do!

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

The guilt is preventing me, or Jesus Christ himself, from clicking this red x you wonderfully described. Mr. and Mrs. Dewitt, Pastor Ezekiel, The only thing that can get me off this website is a ban. No log-offs, no red x's, nothing. Personally, I don't know why.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there.

The guilt is preventing me, or Jesus Christ himself, from clicking this red x you wonderfully described. Mr. and Mrs. Dewitt, Pastor Ezekiel, The only thing that can get me off this website is a ban. No log-offs, no red x's, nothing. Personally, I don't know why.

It just shows how weak-willed you people are.

Jesus has called you here for a reason. Please don't disappoint Him.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello there.

The guilt is preventing me, or Jesus Christ himself, from clicking this red x you wonderfully described. Mr. and Mrs. Dewitt, Pastor Ezekiel, The only thing that can get me off this website is a ban. No log-offs, no red x's, nothing. Personally, I don't know why.

Well in that case Hop Sing, welcome to God's favorite Church. We normally don't ban people, I think it only happens once or twice a year. Tell me there Hoppy, is it true that you Buddiest tend to marry within your family?

[Edward Cooper]

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I guess I am weak-willed. Your saying rings true. However, I have yet still to find out why Jesus has called me here...I must pray longer.

[Edward Cooper]

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Well in that case Hop Sing, welcome to God's favorite Church. We normally don't ban people, I think it only happens once or twice a year. Tell me there Hoppy, is it true that you Buddiest tend to marry within your family?

Thank you, Mr. Dewitt, and no, we don't marry within our family. Speaking of which, isn't everybody "family" considering Adam and Eve were the only two humans created during the dawn of time?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there.

Speaking of which, isn't everybody "family" considering Adam and Eve were the only two humans created during the dawn of time?

Where does it say that in the Holy Bible?

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

Genesis 1:27 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."

Genesis 2:21 "And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;"

Genesis 2:22 "And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man."

Genesis 2:23 "And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man."

Genesis 2:24 "Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there.

Where does that say that Adam and Eve were the only human beings on earth?

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

Where in the Holy Bible did it say that Adam and Eve were NOT the only Human Beings on earth?
To answer your question, it doesn't say it anywhere.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hello there.

are you suggesting that God cloned Eve ?
Here is a list of logical fallacies that might interest you.
I hope you will be happy here discussing your delusions, and am certain that a remedy is available..
Psalm 103:2b-4a forget not all His benefits. Who forgiueth all thine iniquities: who healeth all thy diseases. Who redeemeth thy life from destruction

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

No, I did not suggest that God cloned Eve, I just asked a simple question: Were Adam and Eve the first, and only people to live, first of all other people? (Sorry for being "delusional"...Miss Mitza.)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there.

Where in the Holy Bible did it say that Adam and Eve were NOT the only Human Beings on earth?
To answer your question, it doesn't say it anywhere.

Firstly, since YOU made the assertion, it is up to YOU to provide the proof. Asking me to prove a negative is ridiculous.

Secondly, how about reading the Holy Bible?

Hebrews 7:3
Melchisedec, king of Salem, priest of the most high God," was Without father, without mother, without descent, having neither beginning of days, nor end of life; but made like unto the Son of God; abideth a priest continually.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hello there.

No, I did not suggest that God cloned Eve

If you take a tissue sample from, say, a sheep and use it to grow a complete, new sheep - that is called cloning.
Without the miracle of Creation, how else would you get from a tissue sample (taken from Adam) to a complete, new human? You do not believe in Creation .. ..

I swear in the name of God.

..and here is what God says: JAMES 5:12 But above all things…swear not so we know Matthew 5:37 your words come from evil and that there is Luke 6:45 a treasure of evil in your heart, whereby you acknowledge which master you serve: a master which denies God's creation .. ..

so all you have left is cloning.

Sorry for being "delusional"

I'm glad that you recognise that something is wrong, and giving it a name the first step to putting it right. HALLELUJAH!