Hello there.

[Edward Cooper]

Hello there, all good people of this forum. I wish to add to the goodwill of all people, and introduce myself. I am Edward Cooper, a mostly unknown person living in America, and...that's it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there.

Hello there, all good people of this forum. I wish to add to the goodwill of all people, and introduce myself. I am Edward Cooper, a mostly unknown person living in America, and...that's it.

No, that's not "it."

A proper introduction would include some information about yourself, your church, and your personal relationship with Jesus.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Felicity]

Re: Hello there.

@Edward Cooper Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Do you love Jesus?

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello there.

Welcome to our friendly forum! You seem like a nice person. Did you take all the necessary steps to prevent going to Hell?

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

Thank you all, and I am extremely sorry Pastor Ezekiel, for not giving you a proper introduction. I am 37 years old, I am not mixed breed, I am a straight man, and i hope to do many things for the Christian Community.
Also, to Mr. Cranky Old Man, what steps do I need to do to prevent going to hell? Also, my Church is the NY Christian assembly.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello there.

Also, to Mr. Cranky Old Man, what steps do I need to do to prevent going to hell?

Following the KJV1611 Holy Bible to the letter.

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

Well, I haven't broken anything in the KJV1611 Holy Bible.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there.

Also, my Church is the NY Christian assembly.

You're not a chink, are you?

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

No. However, I AM Vietnamese.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there.

No. However, I AM Vietnamese.

What kind of chink has a name like "Edward Cooper?"

Why are you here, Hop-Sing? Tell the truth if you can.

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

Sorry, That's just my username....I am not mixed breed, and my REAL name is Kevin Duong, I swear in the name of God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there.

Sorry, That's just my username....I am not mixed breed, and my REAL name is Kevin Duong, I swear in the name of God.

You slants don't believe in God, so don't mock. You all pray to that fat chink Buddha.


Why are you here Dong? And why did you register under a White man's name? Did you kill him and steal his ID?

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

You see, this is the problem with you people. I don't lie, the Edward Cooper thing was a Name. Such as Cranky Old Man. Second, I come here for the christian faith, not some fat chink Buddha. We Vietnamese fought chinks in several wars. And WON. Don't associate us with them.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello there.

You see, this is the problem with you people. I don't lie, the Edward Cooper thing was a Name. Such as Cranky Old Man.

Well, it's fairly obvious Cranky Old Man is not my real name. The son who made this account for me thought it would be "funny". It took him two weeks before he could walk again. The forum name you used, Edward Cooper, sounds like a regular real name. So you are lying. You even said "I am Edward Cooper" and thereby you are clearly not following the KJV1611 Holy Bible to the letter. Enjoy Hell!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there.

You see, this is the problem with you people. I don't lie, the Edward Cooper thing was a Name. Such as Cranky Old Man. Second, I come here for the christian faith, not some fat chink Buddha. We Vietnamese fought chinks in several wars. And WON. Don't associate us with them.

Well, you do speak pretty good American for a chink, I'll give you that.

What are some of your favorite verses? Have you learned to eat with a fork and knife? Because Christians don't eat with sticks.