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  • Sir Christian
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    • Oct 2010
    • 6
    #1

    Good day Fellow believers

    Good day fellow believers,

    Took and wonder and came across the forum, thought I would pop in.
    My name is Christian and im 19 years old, now u guys maybe think why is his name Christian? Well my family is 100% religious.
    I live in The Netherlands and it really sucks to live there... we are getting invade by all the immigrates that hate god... Allah bla bla bla.....
    I hope i have a nice time on this forum.

    Peace
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Good day Fellow believers

      Welcome to God's favorite forum. You speak American much better than most of the eskimo scum who stumble in here from the nordic tundra. What church do you attend? How do you survivve the rampant socialism over there? If you're a Christian, why aren't you in prison?

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Brother Harold Porter
          Landover Senior Outreach
          Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 8236
          #3
          Re: Good day Fellow believers

          Originally posted by Sir Christian View Post
          Good day fellow believers,

          Took and wonder and came across the forum, thought I would pop in.
          My name is Christian and im 19 years old, now u guys maybe think why is his name Christian? Well my family is 100% religious.
          That's nice. But are you a Baptist Christian? Or at least trying to become one? "100% religious" could mean that you are saved by the blood of Jesus Christ. It could just as well mean that you are doomed to Hell in worshipping false Gods.


          I live in The Netherlands and it really sucks to live there... we are getting invade by all the immigrates that hate god... Allah bla bla bla.....
          I hope i have a nice time on this forum.
          Hmmm. I'm sure it is trying to live in the Godless Netherlands, but why would you use "there" instead of "here" if you actually reside there? Something smells rotten and it's not just the odors from your neighbors in Denmark.

          I hope i have a nice time on this forum.

          Peace
          Oh, me too. But we don't use insolent hippy slang. The only "peace" is in Jesus Christ and our devotion to Him.

          In Christ!
          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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