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  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #16
    Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    You are one little sick fat man.
    Over 6 foot, in good health, OK I could use to lose a couple of pounds, but by the standards of many Americans I am positively anorexic.

    You neglected to explain
    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    I'm coming for you Mo Freddie; I'm coming. Leave the porch light on you
    I take it the sessions with your therapist are still not getting a handle on your nocturnal problems.
    Posted via Pasta

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    • Deaner
      Christ's Love Messenger
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5932

      #17
      Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

      Originally posted by Mo Freddie View Post
      Over 6 foot, in good health, OK I could use to lose a couple of pounds, but by the standards of many Americans I am positively anorexic.

      You neglected to explain

      I take it the sessions with your therapist are still not getting a handle on your nocturnal problems.
      Shut up fatso.

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      • Oneofakind
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        • Jul 2013
        • 30

        #18
        Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

        Originally posted by Mo Freddie View Post
        Over 6 foot, in good health, OK I could use to lose a couple of pounds, but by the standards of many Americans I am positively anorexic.

        You neglected to explain

        I take it the sessions with your therapist are still not getting a handle on your nocturnal problems.
        Am I mistaken or didn't your name use to be Mo?
        Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
          I'm coming to your house to kick out every tooth in your chubby little body.

          How dare you say a great man like Pastor Al would convert to something called Pastafartbullshit??

          Pastor Al has but one leader; Jesus Christ of America. He is a loyal and humble servant of the greatest Man that has ever walked the face of this earth.

          I'm coming for you Mo Freddie; I'm coming. Leave the porch light on you retarded piece of filth.
          Deaner, I can send a bunch of young Brothers in Christ with you, and the church will fund the whole trip. That tub of lard pirate needs to have his guts rearranged. Nobody says things like that about Pastor Al.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Jo Freddie
            Unsaved trash
            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #20
            Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

            Originally posted by Deano View Post
            Shut up fatso.
            Oh such an in depth explainatinon of you position Deano
            Originally posted by Oneofakind View Post
            Am I mistaken or didn't your name use to be Mo?
            You're mistaken. The name is JO but some imbasil of and Admin thoight it would be funny to change it, but I am used to such things, after all I am not actually a one legged sheep despite the profile picture they foisted on me.
            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Deaner, I can send a bunch of young Brothers in Christ with you, and the church will fund the whole trip. That tub of lard pirate needs to have his guts rearranged. Nobody says things like that about Pastor Al.
            Great Idea, let me know when you are going to drop by, we can have a huge Pasta feast as Al reads to us from The Loose Canon.
            Posted via Pasta

            True Pastafarian™

            May my Sauce be with you!
            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
            The Loose Canon - HTML version
            Loose Canon Fan Page
            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
            I have been to The Volcano!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #21
              Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

              Yea....there will be a cannon involved...
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #22
                Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Yea....there will be a cannon involved...
                Yet again you display the violence inherent in the system!
                No wonder your false faith has started so many wars.
                Posted via Pasta

                True Pastafarian™

                May my Sauce be with you!
                Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                The Loose Canon - HTML version
                Loose Canon Fan Page
                North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                I have been to The Volcano!

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                • MitzaLizalor
                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 14400

                  #23
                  Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

                  Originally posted by Mo Freddie View Post
                  Yet again you display the violence inherent in the system!
                  No wonder your false faith has started so many wars.
                  Is that a "crips" bandana?

                  If you and Mr Deaner would like to work out your anxieties in a neutral setting perhaps a lively music improvisation session would help?
                  I have some new cymbals and a cowbell and could roast some saltbush lamb (or beef, either will go well with the wine and there are always fresh wild mushrooms + I grow my own herbs). Allow about 3 days.










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