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    ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

    AKA 'script kiddies'. I was on hiatus; yea, though I have walked through the valley in the shadow of death, I fear no evil....but I WAS trying to take a religious retreat!

    Now some of you have been ordered by SATAN to disrupt my communion with the LORD JESUS. Probably a bunch of damn Catholicks! .

    Whoever you are, you puny lives are over. I am commanded by GOD HIMSELF to return to the forum and smite you by wringing your chicken-necks.

    GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN! THIS GODLY BOARD WILL NOT FAIL ON MY WATCH!! You want to try a DOS attack? DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, PUNK? WELL, DO YOU?!?!?!?!?

    Pastor Al E. Pistle
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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  • #2
    Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

    Script kiddies...what nonsense are you babbling?

    Of course, everyone is against you and everything that is not your religion or doesn't share your beliefs are satan (From my experience in this forum, you all are dense so let me inform you that, that was sarcasm).

    You are commanded by G-D himself, eh? You know, the only ones that say that are schizophrenics or suffer from psychosis and "think" they see G-D. You're no different.

    You want to smite me, go right ahead.

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    • #3
      Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

      Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post
      Script kiddies...what nonsense are you babbling?
      As we have mentioned elsewhere this forum is under attack by a bunch of animal rights terrorists. Perhaps you noticed the forum lag? May I suggesting reading more and flapping your mouth less. I mean the words are for free for you.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • #4
        Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        As we have mentioned elsewhere this forum is under attack by a bunch of animal rights terrorists. Perhaps you noticed the forum lag? May I suggesting reading more and flapping your mouth less. I mean the words are for free for you.
        Against animal rights too now?


        Also, didn't have a comment on the rest of what I said, eh?

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        • #5
          Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

          Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post
          Against animal rights too now?
          Animals don't have rights. They are just animals after all.
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          • #6
            Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

            Originally posted by Marshall View Post
            Animals don't have rights. They are just animals after all.
            Animals were created by the Almighty one just as we were. You know, technically we are animals...mammals of the human species.

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            • #7
              Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

              Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post
              Against animal rights too now?
              Sex with a Panda is animal rights now? That is what they are demanding from us.

              Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post
              Also, didn't have a comment on the rest of what I said, eh?
              You mean your viscous personal attack on Pastor Al? Yes that was quite a vile cheep shot on your part Metal Moses

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • #8
                Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

                He created animals FOR us.
                It's called Genesis. Try it out.
                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                • #9
                  Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  AKA 'script kiddies'. I was on hiatus; yea, though I have walked through the valley in the shadow of death, I fear no evil....but I WAS trying to take a religious retreat!

                  Now some of you have been ordered by SATAN to disrupt my communion with the LORD JESUS. Probably a bunch of damn Catholicks! .

                  Whoever you are, you puny lives are over. I am commanded by GOD HIMSELF to return to the forum and smite you by wringing your chicken-necks.

                  GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN! THIS GODLY BOARD WILL NOT FAIL ON MY WATCH!! You want to try a DOS attack? DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, PUNK? WELL, DO YOU?!?!?!?!?

                  Pastor Al E. Pistle
                  haha, you're weak and pathetic, little man.

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                  • #10
                    Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

                    It was incredibly wrong for anyone to attack this website, but I wanted to mention that DOSing does not require scripting from the attacker.
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • #11
                      Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

                      Originally posted by JohnGervais View Post
                      It was incredibly wrong for anyone to attack this website, but I wanted to mention that DOSing does not require scripting from the attacker.
                      If you are refering to the openeing comment..
                      Originally posted by Pasta Al E Pistle View Post
                      AKA 'script kiddies'.
                      Al has since left the building, now living on a idyllic Island, enjoying much pasta and beer as he has converted to Pastafarianism.
                      Posted via Pasta

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                      May my Sauce be with you!
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                      • #12
                        Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

                        Originally posted by Mo Freddie View Post
                        If you are refering to the openeing comment..


                        Al has since left the building, now living on a idyllic Island, enjoying much pasta and beer as he has converted to Pastafarianism.
                        Oh, fun.
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                        • #13
                          Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

                          Originally posted by Mo Freddie View Post
                          Al has since left the building, now living on a idyllic Island, enjoying much pasta and beer as he has converted to Pastafarianism.
                          I'm coming to your house to kick out every tooth in your chubby little body.

                          How dare you say a great man like Pastor Al would convert to something called Pastafartbullshit??

                          Pastor Al has but one leader; Jesus Christ of America. He is a loyal and humble servant of the greatest Man that has ever walked the face of this earth.

                          I'm coming for you Mo Freddie; I'm coming. Leave the porch light on you retarded piece of filth.

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                          • #14
                            Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

                            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                            I'm coming to your house to kick out every tooth in your chubby little body.
                            If you come looking for a chubby little person you are not going to find me.

                            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                            How dare you say a great man like Pastor Al would convert to something called Pastafartbullshit??
                            Because he is no longer lost, he has found the true path, and if Al can do it there is hope for the rest of you.

                            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                            Pastor Al has but one leader; Jesus Christ of America. He is a loyal and humble servant of the greatest Man that has ever walked the face of this earth.
                            Once you get to know Al he is a good bloke, but I think you are over doing it a tad.

                            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                            I'm coming for you Mo Freddie; I'm coming. Leave the porch light on.
                            Why? have you not got over your nyctophobia yet?
                            Posted via Pasta

                            True Pastafarian™

                            May my Sauce be with you!
                            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                            The Loose Canon - HTML version
                            Loose Canon Fan Page
                            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                            I have been to The Volcano!

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                            • #15
                              Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              If you come looking ...
                              You are one little sick fat man.

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