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  • CameronJA
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    • Oct 2010
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    #1

    Truly, dearly so.

    Hi, my name is Cameron. I recently let myself fall into the arms of faith after having been a raving homosexual for 4 years. My last 13 partners were all male but finally I'm ready to admit my mistakes.

    Any advice?
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    • Sep 2006
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    #2
    Re: Truly, dearly so.

    Originally posted by CameronJA View Post
    Hi, my name is Cameron. I recently let myself fall into the arms of faith after having been a raving homosexual for 4 years. My last 13 partners were all male but finally I'm ready to admit my mistakes.

    Any advice?
    You've come to the right place. Try reading the Holy Bible, setting up a tithing plan, allowing Jesus's love to enter you, and reading our handy rules for ex-gays.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • WinnerNotSinner
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      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 951

      #3
      Re: Truly, dearly so.

      Hi there, I'm glad to hear your pledge to leave your life of sin behind. Being gay is a disease which is curable only through becoming at one with GOD.

      Talking of disease, have you tested yourself for AIDS yet? It is passed through homer sex all the time.
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      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
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        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #4
        Re: Truly, dearly so.

        If you did keep AIDS as a souvenir from your gay rampage, Rev. Jim will heal you in the name of Jesus!
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Brother Harold Porter
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          • Jun 2010
          • 8236

          #5
          Re: Truly, dearly so.

          Originally posted by CameronJA View Post
          Hi, my name is Cameron. I recently let myself fall into the arms of faith after having been a raving homosexual for 4 years. My last 13 partners were all male but finally I'm ready to admit my mistakes.

          Any advice?
          Welcome Cameron,

          Your faith in Jesus Christ is the first step and He will help cure you of the perversion. But as He gave His life on the cross and suffered agony, He expects effort on your part as well.

          I can help, but need more detail. In my case I was a teenaged atheist and the faggotry started with "self experimentation" in my bedroom late at night listening to Donna Summer with my headphones and dancing in front of the mirror as I abused myself. The self-probing was the gateway to twenty years of queerness.

          I would ask what effeminate influence remains in your life that we must eliminate? Come clean and tell us what made you a homofag? I've heard it all son, so don't be embarassed.

          In Jesus Christ
          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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          • J Mcdonaldson
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            • Oct 2010
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            Re: Truly, dearly so.

            Cameron, younge man you must fall into the strong, powerful mucle bound arms of our lord and saviour, jesus. let him whisper sweet wisdom into your ear, and you slowly walk along the beach at sunset. be with him, and let him be with you, take all of his big hard truths, bathe in the juices of his wisdom, consume his flesh, choke upon the bread of jesus christ!
            just say YES
            YES YES! to jesus!

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            • CameronJA
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              • Oct 2010
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              #7
              Re: Truly, dearly so.

              Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
              Welcome Cameron,

              Your faith in Jesus Christ is the first step and He will help cure you of the perversion. But as He gave His life on the cross and suffered agony, He expects effort on your part as well.

              I can help, but need more detail. In my case I was a teenaged atheist and the faggotry started with "self experimentation" in my bedroom late at night listening to Donna Summer with my headphones and dancing in front of the mirror as I abused myself. The self-probing was the gateway to twenty years of queerness.

              I would ask what effeminate influence remains in your life that we must eliminate? Come clean and tell us what made you a homofag? I've heard it all son, so don't be embarassed.

              In Jesus Christ
              Queen always used to be my favourite band. Pointless years I wasted pointlessly throwing myself around to the music, my hips gyrating to the rhythm. I was overcome by such strong things. Daydreams of men with strong arms in which they would embrace me used to fill my mind.

              In fact, I only ever used to feel safe in the warm arms of a man. I cannot come to explain to you why. I cannot come to understand why. I cannot even come anymore to face myself in the mirror.

              I'd say I used to masturbate maybe 7, 8 times a day. It's a disease. A sex disease. I have a sex disease.

              I only wish the love of Jesus will overcome all of this.

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              • J Mcdonaldson
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                • Oct 2010
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                Re: Truly, dearly so.

                The love of a strong male friend will also assist in the healing, brother cameron what state of our, god loving america do you live in, we could stay up late studying the word of god together.
                its what jesus wants you to do, he sent me to deliver a package to you, wont you accept my package cameron?

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