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  • Witch of Endor
    Unsaved trash, Repulsive demoness
    • Oct 2010
    • 65

    #1

    Bright Blessings, Friends!

    My name is Kassandra, and I am an 18 year old Wiccan womyn who is interested in learning about more patriarchal religions. I do not, nor have I ever, attended a church, but rather meet with my coven in the forest for practicing rituals and spells. I chose the name Witch of Endor because she was a proud, liberated womyn who practiced the Art in perfect love and perfect trust. I don't have a favorite bible verse, but my favorite words would have to be the Wiccan Rede. An it harm none, do what ye will. Blessed be Christians, Kassandra, Witch of Endor
    Leviticus 20:27
    A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #2
    Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

    Originally posted by Witch of Endor View Post
    My name is Kassandra, and I am an 18 year old Wiccan womyn who is interested in learning about more patriarchal religions. I do not, nor have I ever, attended a church, but rather meet with my coven in the forest for practicing rituals and spells. I chose the name Witch of Endor because she was a proud, liberated womyn who practiced the Art in perfect love and perfect trust. I don't have a favorite bible verse, but my favorite words would have to be the Wiccan Rede. An it harm none, do what ye will. Blessed be Christians, Kassandra, Witch of Endor
    Admit it you are not 18 and you are in fact Christine O'Donnell.

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    • Witch of Endor
      Unsaved trash, Repulsive demoness
      • Oct 2010
      • 65

      #3
      Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

      Unfortunately friend I have to tell you I am not Christine O'Donnell. It is my belief that video might not even be real! It may have been altered to slander the good name of all witches who practice the Craft to aid in the advancement of a liberated womynkynd.

      Blessed be my pirate friend,

      Kassandra, Witch of Endor
      Leviticus 20:27
      A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Johannes Kirkeholm
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2010
        • 395

        #4
        Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

        Take a look at my favourite Bible Verse:

        Revelations 22:14-15
        Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
        For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie
        To the atheists:

        To the false christians:

        Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

        Hosea 13:16
        Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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        • Jo Freddie
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          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #5
          Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

          Originally posted by Johannes Kirkeholm View Post
          Take a look at my favourite Bible Verse:

          Revelations 22:14-15
          Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
          For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie
          Is not Revelations 22:15 a contradiction?
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          • Johannes Kirkeholm
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2010
            • 395

            #6
            Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

            A contradiction? I can't see why anybody could see Revelations 22:15 as a contradiction... The reason you don't understand it is probably that God hates you or your parents and made you a retard.
            To the atheists:

            To the false christians:

            Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

            Hosea 13:16
            Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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            • Johannes Kirkeholm
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2010
              • 395

              #7
              Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

              Another one of my favourite Verses:

              Revelations 21:8
              But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

              That Verse covers you too, Jo Freddie!
              To the atheists:

              To the false christians:

              Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

              Hosea 13:16
              Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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              • Jo Freddie
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                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #8
                Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

                Originally posted by Johannes Kirkeholm View Post
                A contradiction? I can't see why anybody could see Revelations 22:15 as a contradiction... The reason you don't understand it is probably that God hates you or your parents and made you a retard.
                Originally posted by Johannes Kirkeholm View Post
                Another one of my favourite Verses:

                Revelations 21:8
                But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

                That Verse covers you too, Jo Freddie!
                That is also a contradiction, for how can a book that is itself a LIE comment on the actions of liars?
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                • Witch of Endor
                  Unsaved trash, Repulsive demoness
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 65

                  #9
                  Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

                  My, those verses seem quite violent. I do not understand their relevance to me though. I'm not a dog, a whoremonger and definitely not a murderer! Furthermore, I am no liar friend, for as I will it, so mote it be. And my belief in the Three Goddesses and the Horned God is great, so I just don't see what the problem is. I would appreciate it if you could explain it to me, as I am truly interested in learning about your religion.

                  Blessed be Mr. Kirkeholm,

                  Kassandra, Witch of Endor
                  Leviticus 20:27
                  A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #10
                    Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

                    Originally posted by Witch of Endor View Post
                    My, those verses seem quite violent. I do not understand their relevance to me though. I'm not a dog, a whoremonger and definitely not a murderer! Furthermore, I am no liar friend, for as I will it, so mote it be. And my belief in the Three Goddesses and the Horned God is great, so I just don't see what the problem is. I would appreciate it if you could explain it to me, as I am truly interested in learning about your religion.

                    Blessed be Mr. Kirkeholm,

                    Kassandra, Witch of Endor
                    If you want to learn on how to become a Christian, then read the King James Bible 1611.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #11
                      Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      If you want to learn on how to become a Christian, then read the King James Bible 1611.
                      On the other hand if she wants to learn about God she should read The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7) and
                      The Loose Canon - A Holy Book of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #12
                        Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Why would she want to read some cook book about pasta and learn how to get scurvy from pastarization.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • landoverlover
                          Also loves Jesus and America
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 828

                          #13
                          Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

                          Originally posted by Witch of Endor View Post
                          My name is Kassandra, and I am an 18 year old Wiccan womyn who is interested in learning about more patriarchal religions. I do not, nor have I ever, attended a church, but rather meet with my coven in the forest for practicing rituals and spells. I chose the name Witch of Endor because she was a proud, liberated womyn who practiced the Art in perfect love and perfect trust. I don't have a favorite bible verse, but my favorite words would have to be the Wiccan Rede. An it harm none, do what ye will. Blessed be Christians, Kassandra, Witch of Endor
                          Why do you worship robot-bears on a forest moon from a movie?

                          And this womyn thing, honey, you just need a real man to discipline you and show you the correct way. A lumberjack, maybe.
                          Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                          2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                          King James Bible v1611

                          Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                          • Jo Freddie
                            Unsaved trash
                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339

                            #14
                            Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

                            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                            Why would she want to read some cook book about pasta and learn how to get scurvy from pastarization.
                            Are you really this stupid Lisa?

                            Your post is wrong on so many levels.

                            Oh and pastarization is not a word, pasteurization may be the word you are thinking of, but I fail to see what that has to do with the Holy Texts.

                            And Lisa... remember Breath in....... Breath out.......
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                            • WWJDnow
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 6314

                              #15
                              Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

                              Originally posted by Witch of Endor View Post
                              My name is Kassandra, and I am an 18 year old Wiccan womyn who is interested in learning about more patriarchal religions.
                              Hi, Kassandra. You should stop by Freehold, Iowa for our Halloween celebrations. We have a bunch of cool events planned, and Wiccan womyn are especially welcome!
                              The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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