Dear Lord, thank you for guiding me here!

[LordHaveMercy]

I do believe this is the most...outstanding site I've run across in a long, long time. It has fulfilled my entire day, and I hope to be part of this family for a long time.
after having been kicked off of hundreds of so-called "Christian" sites, I think I've found a home at last.

I LOVE YOU ALL, in the most non-homoerotic way it is possible to be.

[DamianC]

Re: Dear Lord, thank you for guiding me here!

Why do you talk about "sites" and not The Church?
I don't understand.
Are you one of those emmo kids who spend their whole time on the internet?

[Felicity]

Re: Dear Lord, thank you for guiding me here!

@LordHaveMercy Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Do you love Jesus?

[LordHaveMercy]

Re: Dear Lord, thank you for guiding me here!

Hello Felicity, I hope we can be friends too! I love Jesus, and have had Jesus in my life for a while now. I had done some dark, dark things in the past, but thanks to The Lord who Saved me, like you save a smallmouth bass after tossing him back in the lake after ripping his jaws out with a lure, I see the light.

Some of my favorite Bible passages are from Ezekiel, 23:19-20.

"Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions."

Which is EXACTLY why fornication with animals is one of the fastest ways to Hell, along with Socialism and Foreignism.

Damian, I am sorry, what is "emmo"?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dear Lord, thank you for guiding me here!

I do believe this is the most...outstanding site I've run across in a long, long time. It has fulfilled my entire day, and I hope to be part of this family for a long time.
after having been kicked off of hundreds of so-called "Christian" sites, I think I've found a home at last.

I LOVE YOU ALL, in the most non-homoerotic way it is possible to be.

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[BelieverInGod]

Re: Dear Lord, thank you for guiding me here!

Why do you talk about "sites" and not The Church?
I don't understand.
Are you one of those emmo kids who spend their whole time on the internet?

Probably because he's on our site and not at our church.

[LordHaveMercy]

Re: Dear Lord, thank you for guiding me here!

I never get tired of telling my story. I won't go into details about my “past life” as it is difficult and painful to remember, but I do recall the exact moment that THE LORD found me!


I had not been thinking too clearly, but was in Las Vegas NEVADA, the hellbound sin-pit of vices. I was finally crawling over the last bit of concertina wire, about 15 feet off the ground, and could not really see very well. I had been feeling strange for hours, but could not quite put my finger on it. I took off the mask in order to see better, and the vision that greeted my eyes was a dark, stormy, rainy horizon, gray ground and gray, ugly landscape. I had a moment of absolute dejection, and wondered if anything was ever going to be good again.


And lo, out of the clouds, a single bright ray of sun shone through and illuminated the most beautiful, white church and graveyard that I had ever seen! I felt Jesus' joy rushing through my heart as I had my answer! Christs' love is what makes our great gift of life worth living! I made my way over there as quickly as I could, and an hour or so later, I was banging on the door, crying to be let in and share in the light and love of JESUS, amen. For the first time in my life, folks welcomed me as family, and as a brother, instead of a cast off and possible dangerous individual. They even gave me a pair of pants, a meal, and a pocket reference Bible. I have since moved to the Rural Northeast, joined the Third Baptist Church, and have been spreading the word of the LORD JESUS' love as much as I can, with the rest of my Church family.



You never know how many people are out there, hurting, and not knowing why, and I feel in my very BONES that nonstop, breathless lay-preaching is the absolute best way to wedge Christ into the lives of others.


GOD BLESS YOU ALL

[LordHaveMercy]

Re: Dear Lord, thank you for guiding me here!

Also, I am in my forties, am Married to a wonderful, faithful wife, who has never really had to show her face out of doors since our wedding day. My favorite pie is apple cobbler. My wife's pies often garner astonished comments during our pie-nights at church.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Dear Lord, thank you for guiding me here!

Congratulations on being Saved and Heaven-Bound, LordHaveMercy. I hope to see you here praising the Lord often.