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  • RomanK
    Unsaved trash, rabid godmocker
    • Oct 2010
    • 189

    #16
    Re: Introductions are in order!

    D/\mn skippy, I would rather listen to someone who expresses their own piece of self, and wisdom from within, as it is obviously connected to god, than a preacher who reads from a book about other peoples beliefs that they have had to learn, mutate, and manipulate into a reasonable and conscious choice, while leaving any sign of environmental and rational constructs behind.
    Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.

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    • Phebe Carlyle
      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 2604

      #17
      Re: Introductions are in order!

      Originally posted by RomanK View Post
      \/ do u like my signiture!
      I don't know what a signiture is, but your signature line is not from the KJV1611 and as such, is not only a per-version of God's Word, but in turn a false reading of His word, by YOU.

      YIC

      Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




      There's Jesus here,
      Just see what He offers me....
      Down here my sins forgiven,
      Up there a home in heaven
      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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      • RomanK
        Unsaved trash, rabid godmocker
        • Oct 2010
        • 189

        #18
        Re: Introductions are in order!

        O.K. then show me the exact scripture where it says otherwise!
        Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.

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        • metallica
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          Under Investigation
          • Oct 2010
          • 7

          #19
          Re: Introductions are in order!

          watch out, information Nazi on the prowl!

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          • Jo Freddie
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            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #20
            Re: Introductions are in order!

            Originally posted by RomanK View Post
            O.K. then show me the exact scripture where it says otherwise!
            While the sentiment you express seems consistent with what the bible says Ms Phibes is taking exception to you rewording it.

            Matthew 1:23

            Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us.
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            • Phebe Carlyle
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              • May 2010
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              #21
              Re: Introductions are in order!

              Originally posted by RomanK View Post
              O.K. then show me the exact scripture where it says otherwise!

              Your lack of understanding sir is amusing and your cherry picking is just down right pathetic.

              Matthew 1:23

              Behold, a Uirgin shall be with childe, and shall bring foorth a sonne, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted, is, God with vs.


              In the prophecy of the virgin birth, Isaiah 7:14, the prophet Isaiah declared,

              Therefore the Lord himselfe shal giue you a signe: Behold, a Uirgine shall conceiue and beare a Sonne, and shall call his name Immanuel.

              This prophecy refers to the birth of Jesus in Matthew 1:21-22: (PRIOR TO YOUR cherry-picking single verse nonsense)

              21 And she shall bring forth a sonne, and thou shalt call his Name Iesus: for hee shall saue his people from their sinnes.

              22(Now all this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Lord by the Prophet, saying,


              YIC

              Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




              There's Jesus here,
              Just see what He offers me....
              Down here my sins forgiven,
              Up there a home in heaven
              Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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              • Jo Freddie
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                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #22
                Re: Introductions are in order!

                Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                Your lack of understanding sir is amusing and your cherry picking is just down right pathetic.

                Matthew 1:23

                Behold, a Uirgin shall be with childe, and shall bring foorth a sonne, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted, is, God with vs.


                In the prophecy of the virgin birth, Isaiah 7:14, the prophet Isaiah declared,

                Therefore the Lord himselfe shal giue you a signe: Behold, a Uirgine shall conceiue and beare a Sonne, and shall call his name Immanuel.

                This prophecy refers to the birth of Jesus in Matthew 1:21-22: (PRIOR TO YOUR cherry-picking single verse nonsense)

                21 And she shall bring forth a sonne, and thou shalt call his Name Iesus: for hee shall saue his people from their sinnes.

                22(Now all this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Lord by the Prophet, saying,


                YIC

                Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
                So let me get this straight Phibes, your imaginary friend told Isaiah about the virgin birth and at that time liked the name Emmanuel, but by the time he knocked Mary up he had changed his mind and wanted to go with Jesus?

                Did it have anything to do with your imaginary friend realising that if he stayed with Emmanuel there would be some confusion in the 1970's with some soft porn films?
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                • handmaiden
                  Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 11417

                  #23
                  Re: Introductions are in order!

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  Did it have anything to do with your imaginary friend realising that if he stayed with Emmanuel there would be some confusion in the 1970's with some soft porn films?
                  That last statement is utter gobbledy gook.

                  All porn is hard porn. If it's soft, there can be no porn.



                  Correctingly Yours,

                  Handmaiden
                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #24
                    Re: Introductions are in order!

                    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                    That last statement is utter gobbledy gook.

                    All porn is hard porn. If it's soft, there can be no porn.



                    Correctingly Yours,

                    Handmaiden
                    Ok then Mien Handy "1970's erotic, adult cinema."

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                    • Lisa H
                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
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                      • Jun 2010
                      • 5070

                      #25
                      Re: Introductions are in order!

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      So let me get this straight Phibes, your imaginary friend told Isaiah about the virgin birth and at that time liked the name Emmanuel, but by the time he knocked Mary up he had changed his mind and wanted to go with Jesus?

                      Did it have anything to do with your imaginary friend realising that if he stayed with Emmanuel there would be some confusion in the 1970's with some soft porn films?
                      Why are you talking about porn films. What sick fantasy's are you having now.
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • Phebe Carlyle
                        GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                        Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 2604

                        #26
                        Re: Introductions are in order!

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        So let me get this straight Phibes, your imaginary friend told Isaiah about the virgin birth and at that time liked the name Emmanuel, but by the time he knocked Mary up he had changed his mind and wanted to go with Jesus?

                        Did it have anything to do with your imaginary friend realising that if he stayed with Emmanuel there would be some confusion in the 1970's with some soft porn films?
                        I doubt you could get anything straight pasta-pete, least of all this!


                        There are many names given to Jesus using the phrase "and His name shall be called" both in the Old and New Testaments. This was a common way of saying that people would refer to Him in these various ways. Isaiah prophesied of the Messiah:

                        Isaiah 9:6

                        For vnto vs a child is borne, vnto vs a Sonne is giuen, and the gouernment shalbe vpon his shoulder: and his name shall be called, Wonderfull, Counseller, The mightie God, The euerlasting Father, The Prince of peace
                        .

                        These were descriptions people would use to refer to Him forever. Luke tells us Jesus “and His name shall be called" the Son of the Highest”:

                        Luke 1:32

                        He shall be great, and shall be called the sonne of the Highest
                        ,

                        In Luke 1:35:


                        And the Angel answered and said vnto her, The holy Ghost shall come vpon thee, and the power of the Highest shall ouershadow thee. Therefore also that holy thing which shall bee borne of thee, shall bee called the sonne of God.


                        In Luke 1:76:

                        Luke 1:76

                        And thou childe shalt bee called the Prophet of the Highest: for thou shalt goe before the face of the Lord to prepare his wayes.


                        I suppose to help make it more simple for you, it's like you being Jo Freddie but you are also called pirate-pete, pasta-boy, homer of the high-seas, Fuscilli freddie, just to name a few.

                        Got it now?

                        YIC

                        Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                        There's Jesus here,
                        Just see what He offers me....
                        Down here my sins forgiven,
                        Up there a home in heaven
                        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                        • Jo Freddie
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                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #27
                          Re: Introductions are in order!

                          Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post

                          I suppose to help make it more simple for you, it's like you being Jo Freddie but you are also called pirate-pete, pasta-boy, homer of the high-seas, Fuscilli freddie, just to name a few.

                          Got it now?

                          YIC

                          Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
                          I see Ms Phibes, like you call your special book "The KJV1611 bible" and I use the more accurate name "The KJV - Collected Fairy Tales" or "KJV-CFT"
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                          • Phebe Carlyle
                            GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                            Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 2604

                            #28
                            Re: Introductions are in order!

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            I see Ms Phibes, like you call your special book "The KJV1611 bible" and I use the more accurate name "The KJV - Collected Fairy Tales" or "KJV-CFT"
                            The onus is on you to prove the KJV 1611 is a book of mere fairy tales, you swashbuckling snot.

                            If you do want to discuss it, why not create your own thread on it, rather than derailing yet ANOTHER thread.

                            YIC

                            Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                            There's Jesus here,
                            Just see what He offers me....
                            Down here my sins forgiven,
                            Up there a home in heaven
                            Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                            • Jo Freddie
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                              • Apr 2009
                              • 6339

                              #29
                              Re: Introductions are in order!

                              Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                              The onus is on you to prove the KJV 1611 is a book of mere fairy tales, you swashbuckling snot.

                              If you do want to discuss it, why not create your own thread on it, rather than derailing yet ANOTHER thread.

                              YIC

                              Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
                              I do not feel the urge to start a thread about the fact that black is not white so why should I start one about an equally valid fact?

                              As for derailing this topic was it not you that questioned RomanK's interpretation of Matthew 1:23 in the first place Ms Phibes?

                              Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                              I don't know what a signiture is, but your signature line is not from the KJV1611 and as such, is not only a per-version of God's Word, but in turn a false reading of His word, by YOU.

                              YIC

                              Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
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                              • Phebe Carlyle
                                GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                                Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
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                                • May 2010
                                • 2604

                                #30
                                Re: Introductions are in order!

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                I do not feel the urge to start a thread about the fact that black is not white so why should I start one about an equally valid fact?

                                As for derailing this topic was it not you that questioned RomanK's interpretation of Matthew 1:23 in the first place Ms Phibes?
                                RomanK asked the question as to what people thought about it signature. So I told him. THAT is not derailing the thread when I responded to a question asked BY THE OP writer!

                                sheesh you are difficult.

                                Why aren't you at a pastafarian forum or do you get tired of arguing with yourself over there?

                                YIC

                                Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                                There's Jesus here,
                                Just see what He offers me....
                                Down here my sins forgiven,
                                Up there a home in heaven
                                Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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