the cursed

[TheDevilDane]

my reason for being here is to find salvation and learn the real word of god

i have bin a cursed child right from the begining cos my birthday is the same as Satan him self and having a non beliver as a father and being from Denmark there is no real church

Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: the cursed

Welcome to our friendly forum!

Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

An excellent choice!

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: the cursed

my reason for being here is to find salvation and learn the real word of god

i have bin a cursed child right from the begining cos my birthday is the same as Satan him self and having a non beliver as a father and being from Denmark there is no real church

Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

Welcome to this Godly forum TheDevilDenmarkian

We would like to know you a little better, so please tell us a bit more about your life.

How old are you?

Why do you seek salvation here at this site and not in your local Baptist church?

Please try to explain the awfull childhood you must have had, raised by heathen parents.

Do you have any soldiers of Christ yet?

[TheDevilDane]

Re: the cursed

How old are you?
well im a 23 year old male

Why do you seek salvation here at this site and not in your local Baptist church?
cos my dad do not aprove of god and im not sure if i should obey him as i normaly shoud as a true christian or disobey him for the word of god
and the first real Baptist church in danmark have only bin her for about 3 years allso where i first leard the true word of god even though i have bin baptized in a normal danish church

Please try to explain the awfull childhood you must have had, raised by heathen parents.
well first of all i allmost never got a real beating other when i tryed to speak of god and my parents allway gave all sorts of satanic toys to play with and tryed to brianwash me with danish tv i guess its only by the will of god that i found some light in this darkness

Do you have any soldiers of Christ yet?
no cos i dont wanted to before i could call myself a true christian as the Cranky old man allso tell about on this forum should be your first step

[DamianC]

Re: the cursed

Poor child.
Did they make you play with those disgusting capitalist toys?
What are they called? Legos.

Welcome to the path to Salvation!

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: the cursed

Poor child.
Did they make you play with those disgusting capitalist toys?
What are they called? Legos.

Welcome to the path to Salvation!

Whoa there Damian.

I agree with you that Legos are disgusting and I think they promote homersexuality, but this makes it sound like you have a problem with God's Favorite Economic System™

And hello to you Mr. Denmarkian, I can sympathize with the horror of having lieberal parents who spared the rod and nearly sent me to Hell because of it.

[DamianC]

Re: the cursed

Hello there Lycia!

Don't get me wrong, but I sadly do have a problem... if a Godly tool is manipulated by satan's minions and turned into a wrong doing weapon.

All right... I don't usually share this, but I played with legos when I was a child; sometimes I still wake up in sweat only to see little yellow faces vanishing away back to the hell they came from.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: the cursed

Hello there Lycia!

Don't get me wrong, but I sadly do have a problem... if a Godly tool is manipulated by satan's minions and turned into a wrong doing weapon.

All right... I don't usually share this, but I played with legos when I was a child; sometimes I still wake up in sweat only to see little yellow faces vanishing away back to the hell they came from.

I fail to see how you can hate Legos when they have been used in such a Godly manner:






That there is a Lego Job being tortured by Lego Satan, so Lego Omniscient God can win the bet which He already knew He would win.

[handmaiden]

Re: the cursed

It may be that God doesn't have aproblem with lego people, per se, but the blocks are an abomination since they have both boy and girls parts in each one. This allows for a daisy chain of evil that trains up children into having non-procreational, mixed homo/hetero sex with multiple partners.

They may as well infect the little blocks with AIDS just to jump start the process.


Offendedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[DamianC]

Re: the cursed

I will answer very quickly because I have to leave:

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