Hello, fellow worshipers.

[James Howard]

Hello.

My name is James Howard, I am 36 years of age, I was saved at the age of 14.

I hate Catholic scum, I pray to the LORD every day, I have a wife named Angie, age 32, who was saved at the age of 15, a son named Issac aged 14 who was saved at 13 and a young daughter named Alice aged 3, she has yet to be saved.

I work as a freelance programmer, I currently give a 40% thithe of my gross income to the local baptist church.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, fellow worshipers.

Welcome to our friendly forum!

I am a bit surprised about your son. Are you sure you have beaten him enough while he was growing up?

[James Howard]

Re: Hello, fellow worshipers.

Thrice a day.

One for any sins he has already commited.
Another for any sins he might commit.
Another for any sins he has done behind my back.
If he sins that day, I give him an extra one.

I was wondering the other day if this is enough for him? Should I give him even more?

On another note, I have no favorite piece of scripture, I love them all equally as much as they are all written by the LORD our GOD.