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  • James Howard
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2010
    • 2

    #1

    Hello, fellow worshipers.

    Hello.

    My name is James Howard, I am 36 years of age, I was saved at the age of 14.

    I hate Catholic scum, I pray to the LORD every day, I have a wife named Angie, age 32, who was saved at the age of 15, a son named Issac aged 14 who was saved at 13 and a young daughter named Alice aged 3, she has yet to be saved.

    I work as a freelance programmer, I currently give a 40% thithe of my gross income to the local baptist church.
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22374

    #2
    Re: Hello, fellow worshipers.

    Welcome to our friendly forum!

    I am a bit surprised about your son. Are you sure you have beaten him enough while he was growing up?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • James Howard
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Oct 2010
      • 2

      #3
      Re: Hello, fellow worshipers.

      Thrice a day.

      One for any sins he has already commited.
      Another for any sins he might commit.
      Another for any sins he has done behind my back.
      If he sins that day, I give him an extra one.

      I was wondering the other day if this is enough for him? Should I give him even more?

      On another note, I have no favorite piece of scripture, I love them all equally as much as they are all written by the LORD our GOD.

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