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  • TheLichKing
    Unsaved trash
    • Oct 2010
    • 1

    #1

    The Lich King

    All Hail The Lich King!

    You now stand upon the hallowed ground of the scourge, the light won't protect you here paladin. Nothing will protect you.

    You could have been my greatest champion, a force of darkness that would wash over the world and deliver it into a new age of strife.

    But that honor is no longer yours, soon i will have a new champion.
    The breaking of this one has been taxing, the atrocities i have committed upon his soul. He has resisted for so long, but he will bow down before his king soon.

    In the end you will all serve me...

  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #2
    Re: The Lich King

    I have got joy, joy, joy down in my heart, down in my heart. Thank you Jesus for sending another Demon to test us.

    Now how can we help you? Are you up for a little exorcism?

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    • Phebe Carlyle
      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 2604

      #3
      Re: The Lich King

      Originally posted by TheLichKing View Post
      All Hail The Lich King!

      You now stand upon the hallowed ground of the scourge, the light won't protect you here paladin. Nothing will protect you.

      You could have been my greatest champion, a force of darkness that would wash over the world and deliver it into a new age of strife.

      But that honor is no longer yours, soon i will have a new champion.
      The breaking of this one has been taxing, the atrocities i have committed upon his soul. He has resisted for so long, but he will bow down before his king soon.

      In the end you will all serve me...





      There's Jesus here,
      Just see what He offers me....
      Down here my sins forgiven,
      Up there a home in heaven
      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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      • A Follower
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 872

        #4
        Re: The Lich King
        Romans 13:1-3
        Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation. For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:

        God commands you to follow the rule of law, kid. Copyright infringement is a serious crime, do not steal work of a poor and innocent company, even if that company exists only to corrupt the minds of impressionable young children.
        Leviticus 26:15-16
        And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #5
          Re: The Lich King

          I have a feeling this image may get overused......

          SCIENTISTS FIND PORTAL TO ANOTHER WORLD!
          Drama queen

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          • landoverlover
            Also loves Jesus and America
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2010
            • 828

            #6
            Re: The Lich King

            blah blah blah blah

            1 Corinthians 13:11

            When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
            Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

            2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



            King James Bible v1611

            Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: The Lich King

              The lick king sounds like some kind of disgusting porno movie.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: The Lich King

                Greetings, great and powerful Lice King!

                I am ready to do battle. I shall bring forth my most powerful weapon:

                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #9
                  Re: The Lich King

                  Could someone tell me when to be scared.

                  PS: You will have to stop me laughing first.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Shela Tansper
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 240

                    #10
                    Re: The Lich King

                    All hail the linchpin ( A locking pin inserted in the end of a shaft, as in an axle, to prevent a wheel from slipping off.)

                    What a strange thing to worship.
                    The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

                    King James Bible v1611
                    A passage a day keeps satan away

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                    • TheDevilDane
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 7

                      #11
                      Re: The Lich King

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      Could someone tell me when to be scared.

                      PS: You will have to stop me laughing first.
                      well as a True Christian the is nothing to be scared about but try not to laugh your to much it can give some pain and some breathing problems

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #12
                        Re: The Lich King

                        The Lice King has not returned.

                        I see my RID has worked!

                        Please, no applause. Just throw money. (Into my congregation's collection plate, of course!)
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Lisa H
                          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 5070

                          #13
                          Re: The Lich King

                          Originally posted by TheDevilDane View Post
                          well as a True Christian the is nothing to be scared about but try not to laugh your to much it can give some pain and some breathing problems
                          When I laugh, I do not get any pains or breathing problems. Thank you for your concern.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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