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  • athiesthater
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    • Oct 2010
    • 8
    #1

    Hello, new brothers

    I am athiesthater, and I am very glad to have found this site . I would love to get into more details about myself, but I have recently heard Buttock Obama is getting more control over the internet and the LAST thing I want is him or his goons poking into my private business
    "And Jesus said unto them ... , "If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to younder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible to you."
    Romans 1:17
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    • Brother Harold Porter
      Landover Senior Outreach
      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 8236
      #2
      Re: Hello, new brothers

      Originally posted by athiesthater View Post
      I am athiesthater, and I am very glad to have found this site . I would love to get into more details about myself, but I have recently heard Buttock Obama is getting more control over the internet and the LAST thing I want is him or his goons poking into my private business
      Welcome,

      Not to worry. Landover Baptist Church runs on God's private domain of the Interwebs and is impervious to the secular heathens that would persecute us for speaking the truth.

      Details are important. Please spare none and tell us why you love Jesus more than mortal life itself.

      In Christ!
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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        • athiesthater
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Oct 2010
          • 8
          #3
          Re: Hello, new brothers

          What isn't to love about Jesus Christ? He died so that we could use our internet today, and without him we might all very well be muslims. Not the kind of world I would like to live in
          "And Jesus said unto them ... , "If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to younder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible to you."
          Romans 1:17

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555
              #4
              Re: Hello, new brothers

              Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

              If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621
                  #5
                  Re: Hello, new brothers

                  Originally posted by athiesthater View Post
                  I am athiesthater, and I am very glad to have found this site . I would love to get into more details about myself, but I have recently heard Buttock Obama is getting more control over the internet and the LAST thing I want is him or his goons poking into my private business
                  Friend, there is no such thing as "private business". God's all-seeing eye knows everything you do already, so where's the harm in everyone else knowing about it?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337
                      #6
                      Re: Hello, new brothers

                      Originally posted by athiesthater View Post
                      What isn't to love about Jesus Christ? He died so that we could use our internet today, and without him we might all very well be muslims. Not the kind of world I would like to live in
                      Despite the final and all-fulfilling sacrifice of our Lord Jesus, there is still a great threat from the tyrannical Muslims. They have already put Barack HUSSEIN Obama in power, a Jihad loving Muslim, and await his signal to begin the revolution. Fortunately, Jesus will have called us up in the Rapture by then. In fact, it could be any second now...
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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