[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: G'd evening

Twisty,

Do you realize that you could die at any moment? You have little control over the moment of death. You could be hit by a drunk driver, or struck by lightning. Not to mention, God probably has it in for you, and is likely to smite you at any time, because you are a gatheist. ("Who me?" "Yes you!")

When this inevitable moment arrives, you will awaken with a searing pain in your backside. Looking over your shoulder you will see a great demon with a serrated tallywacker slowly filling your anal cavity, pumping gallons of molten lava, deep frying your intestines. Behind him will be an infinitely long line of larger and larger demons, masturbating with their serrated tallywackers, waiting their turn to defile you like a fresh clam.

Unless you turn to Jesus.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: G'd evening

Merry met friend!

Let me be the first non-believer to welcome you to this forum.

Blessed be, my fellow heathen

Kassandra, Witch of Endor

Oh, good, then you two can car-pool to hell.

[faithhealer]

Re: G'd evening

I was once like you but then I allowed the power, the eternal power of my LORD to enter me and fill me with HIS light and love. There is a special corner of HELL saved for atheists and paedophiles where an eternity of BUGGERY awaits you all!

I encourage you to not only purchase the Holy King James' bible, but some properly blessed FLAGELLATION equipment so you can beat the LORD into yourself! It is the best cure!

JESUS PRAISE HIM! Suffered for our sins, so should we all! I recommend chains and salt for the wounds and beat yourself till you bleed! Then the LORD will notice and HE WILL ENTER and HE WILL RESTORE!

PRAISE! LOVE! HOPE! COMPASSION!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: G'd evening

Quote:
Originally posted by: Witch of Endor

[Witch of Endor]

Re: G'd evening

Merry met friend!

Let me be the first non-believer to welcome you to this forum.

Blessed be, my fellow heathen

Kassandra, Witch of Endor

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: G'd evening

First thing you need to learn is that atheists like yourself go to Hell unless you repent and become Christians:

Revelations 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Atheists of all types go to hell

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: G'd evening

i wanted to participate in the conversation and ask about things that have left unclear to me.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: G'd evening

you try to turn me christian. Great.

What did you expect on a Christian forum!?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: G'd evening

Our religious views may be readily ascertained by reading the Bible. Have you tried that? We have a handy Bible in a Year forum here, just for eager seekers like you!

Thank you for being one of the few honest atheists who:

Can properly spell "atheist", and

Admits that it is a conscious choice to reject/claim disbelief in God, rather than an "unavoidable conclusion drawn from preponderance of the available evidence" as so many atheists claim.

Agreed, intelligent atheists are a rare breed. I really don't mind them hanging around that much because there is hope for them.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: G'd evening

So, first of all, i want to say that i'm an atheist.

All i want to do on my short visit here, is to learn about your religious views and maybe gain some useful knowledge.

Our religious views may be readily ascertained by reading the Bible. Have you tried that? We have a handy Bible in a Year forum here, just for eager seekers like you!

This, is exactly what i feared.
Instead of just relaxing and accepting that i chose not to believe in god, just like you choose to believe in god, and calmly having a conversation, you try to turn me christian. Great.

Thank you for being one of the few honest atheists who:

Can properly spell "atheist", and

Admits that it is a conscious choice to reject/claim disbelief in God, rather than an "unavoidable conclusion drawn from preponderance of the available evidence" as so many atheists claim.

As for "trying to turn you Christian", why would we not? As an atheist, you are doomed to an eternity of torture in God's Lake of Fire. We don't wish that fate upon you, and would much rather see you join us in Heaven.

Does that make us bad people, wanting you not to be tortured forever?

Can't stress this enough. I do not want to be saved.

Well, with that attitude, there's not much help for you. Why would you want to go to Hell?

It's not some never-ending party in a hot cavern, with all the "cool people". It's a vast lake of fire which God has created, into which He will cast the devil, and atheists, and Hindus, and Catholics, and Buddhists, and Jews, and Wiccans, and everybody else who didn't worship Him as He required while alive. Once there, there is no escape, and you will never die, just be tortured in agony for ever.

And Believeringod, yes, i could've just observed the forums but i wanted to participate in the conversation and ask about things that have left unclear to me.

Such as?

[Twisty]

Re: G'd evening

Thank you Porter for the kind welcome (:
Creeser, thanks for explaining why i got such a hostile welcome.
Yes, i understand your motives, and no, i am not a homosexual.

Alex, i think i already got that

And Believeringod, yes, i could've just observed the forums but i wanted to participate in the conversation and ask about things that have left unclear to me.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: G'd evening

Am I acting provocative? If so, cincerest apologies.
But isn't calling names and threatening other more provocative behaviour than just wanting to have a conversation?

Can't stress this enough. I do not want to be saved.
I just want to learn about different lifestyles and beliefs.

Really, you couldn't learn about us by just reading our forum like hundreds do every day?

I think you joined for a better reason than that

[ExGay Alex]

Re: G'd evening

There are only two lifestyles, Twisty. The Christian walk and the path straight to the fiery pits of hell.

I am on my knees begging you to turn to Jesus.

[John Creeser]

Re: G'd evening

Am I acting provocative? If so, cincerest apologies.
But isn't calling names and threatening other more provocative behaviour than just wanting to have a conversation?

Can't stress this enough. I do not want to be saved.
I just want to learn about different lifestyles and beliefs.

Friend - when you post on this particular forum yelling "I'm an atheist" how do you think we're going to take it? You're spitting in our faces, and we get this day after day after day. I can see you are not really here to provoke or attack, which is refreshing considering 99% of atheists come here to mock us. This is why you might receive a few glares, it's non stop.

You ARE learning about our lifestyles - this is what we do! We preach and try to save those who are NOT saved. Even though our message on the banner reads "Unsaved Unwelcome" (which means you) since you are here it is my True Christian duty to try and save you - this is what True Christians do. We live our lives dedicated to the King James Bible (KJV1611) and we follow it to the letter. It is the literal Word of GOD and to deny that...I shudder to think of the consequences.

Also, as Brother Alex pointed out, most atheists are homers and THAT is an abomination in the eyes of GOD. So, you're not a homer are you?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: G'd evening

Thank you for being polite

So, first of all, i want to say that i'm an atheist.

Yet you are here seeking the Truth© of Jesus Christ! Shout glory!

Yes, i do believe in science.

So do we! We love science, as long is it is Scripturally sound. I am a Creation Scientist myself and somewhat an expert in the discipline of Applied Theophysics.

But if it is just conjecture, wishful thinking or arguments from ignorance, it isn't science and therefore of Satan.

No, i do not believe in god nor in any other deity.

We have much in common. We don't believe in "god or any other deity" either. But the triune God of the Holy Bible is very much a reality and we do believe in Him.

No, i do not seek "salvation" to my otherwise worthless life.

So you are content to forever feel worthless and void of the warmth that Jesus Christ can fill you with?

So, unlike 99% of the people here, i am not here to troll, make fun of you or try to disprove god. All i want to do on my short visit here, is to learn about your religious views and maybe gain some useful knowledge.

Praise Jesus for this! We are here to help and answer any questions you may have.

All you need to know about me is that i am an adolescent, atheist young man who lives in Europe.

I know. We were all young once and only cared about ourselves and immediate gratification with no regard for the consequences of our filthy ways. I suspect you know in your heart that there will be a day of reckoning. Small steps, my friend.

In Jesus!