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A new Denmarkian
Hello everyone, I'm so happy I found this site.
I have been wanting to find Jesus for a very long time but as you may have guessed I have been brought up as a heathen in Denmark. Reading all your wonderful replies here on the forum has made me realize I must become a baptist.
I am of course a rapist like all Danes but as I grew up I preferred to sodomize animals. Cows aren't much fun as they barely seem to notice the rape. Sheep is a lot better as they make an almost child-like cry when you rape them. Of course I have also always enjoyed the Helicopter, I'm not sure if you are familiar with the concept as you are True Christians so allow me to explain. Quite simply it's the process of inserting the genitals into the chicken whereafter you tear off one of it's wings which will create the motion after which it is so aptly named.
As you can see Denmark is a lot more depraved than you can even imagine which is the reason for my deep desire to be saved. Let me just tell about an incident that took place a few days ago. I work as an insurance agent and took a trip in the countryside to visit a farmer to help him with an insurance claim. As I approached the farm I glanced to the left and on the field near some trees I saw the aforementioned farmer standing on a bale of hay amusing himself with a cow. I tried to ignore the sight and continued on to the farm. When I came to the farm I went into the main house but nobody answered. I decided to wait outside as it was a sunny and beautiful day. I now noticed a cow that was chained near some bales of hay. As I hadn't had sex for a long time I decided to go for it - even though I knew the cow wouldn't notice much. As I was working the cow to the best of my abilities I heard the voice of a young man crying with laughter. I got a bit annoyed being interrupted that rudely and said to the young farm worker "Why are you laughing like that? I just saw your boss do the same with a cow out in the field." The young man was now leaning against a wall to stop him from falling over with laughter."yes" he replied "but nobody would do a cow that ugly".....
As you may realize I have been surrounded by evil all my life and even though I try my best to find Jesus I haven't quite succeeded yet. I do hope the wonderful people on this site will help me find the right path.
I haven't found the 1611 King James Version of the Bible but I will indeed do all in my power to get it so I can be saved.
Lots of love to all you lovely people on Landoverbaptist from Denmark
I have been wanting to find Jesus for a very long time but as you may have guessed I have been brought up as a heathen in Denmark. Reading all your wonderful replies here on the forum has made me realize I must become a baptist.
I am of course a rapist like all Danes but as I grew up I preferred to sodomize animals. Cows aren't much fun as they barely seem to notice the rape. Sheep is a lot better as they make an almost child-like cry when you rape them. Of course I have also always enjoyed the Helicopter, I'm not sure if you are familiar with the concept as you are True Christians so allow me to explain. Quite simply it's the process of inserting the genitals into the chicken whereafter you tear off one of it's wings which will create the motion after which it is so aptly named.
As you can see Denmark is a lot more depraved than you can even imagine which is the reason for my deep desire to be saved. Let me just tell about an incident that took place a few days ago. I work as an insurance agent and took a trip in the countryside to visit a farmer to help him with an insurance claim. As I approached the farm I glanced to the left and on the field near some trees I saw the aforementioned farmer standing on a bale of hay amusing himself with a cow. I tried to ignore the sight and continued on to the farm. When I came to the farm I went into the main house but nobody answered. I decided to wait outside as it was a sunny and beautiful day. I now noticed a cow that was chained near some bales of hay. As I hadn't had sex for a long time I decided to go for it - even though I knew the cow wouldn't notice much. As I was working the cow to the best of my abilities I heard the voice of a young man crying with laughter. I got a bit annoyed being interrupted that rudely and said to the young farm worker "Why are you laughing like that? I just saw your boss do the same with a cow out in the field." The young man was now leaning against a wall to stop him from falling over with laughter."yes" he replied "but nobody would do a cow that ugly".....
As you may realize I have been surrounded by evil all my life and even though I try my best to find Jesus I haven't quite succeeded yet. I do hope the wonderful people on this site will help me find the right path.
I haven't found the 1611 King James Version of the Bible but I will indeed do all in my power to get it so I can be saved.
Lots of love to all you lovely people on Landoverbaptist from Denmark
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
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