Hello my fellow believers

[Brother Scott]

First of all, my apologies for an earlier rant regarding the "goth culture". I should have introduced myself before going on such a rant. I deserved the infraction and will pray on it.

It is nice to find a forum of fellow followers of the word of Christ and true believers of the one true God. As you can see, my name is Scott and the numbers after my name mean nothing at all. Praise Jesus. I am from the Chicago area and apologize for Obama, even though I have never met him, did not vote for him, and believe he's a communist Muslim who is here to destroy Christian America, but that talk is for another time.

A things about myself. I studied history at Indiana University, but believe it was all lies, I have never driven a steamboat, and am a firm believer that if God did not want us to eat pork, He would not have created bacon.


Anything you wish to know, feel free to ask. And again....apologies for the earlier outburst.


May God bless all of you.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello my fellow believers

Hello and welcome. Please tell us your favorite verse from the Bible.

What church do you attend?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello my fellow believers

First of all, my apologies for an earlier rant regarding the "goth culture". I should have introduced myself before going on such a rant. I deserved the infraction and will pray on it.

It is nice to find a forum of fellow followers of the word of Christ and true believers of the one true God. As you can see, my name is Scott and the numbers after my name mean nothing at all. Praise Jesus. I am from the Chicago area and apologize for Obama, even though I have never met him, did not vote for him, and believe he's a communist Muslim who is here to destroy Christian America, but that talk is for another time.

A things about myself. I studied history at Indiana University, but believe it was all lies, I have never driven a steamboat, and am a firm believer that if God did not want us to eat pork, He would not have created bacon.


Anything you wish to know, feel free to ask. And again....apologies for the earlier outburst.


May God bless all of you.

I did not realize you were such a man of God, what with the Satanic avatar and all. I gave you negative rep because I thought you hated God. My apologies.

You do realize that the only thing less Godly than Yoda is Yoda dressed as a Pastafarian, don't you? What is up with that?

[Brother Scott]

Re: Hello my fellow believers

Hello and welcome. Please tell us your favorite verse from the Bible.

What church do you attend?

Matthew 12:32

And whoever speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come.




It is very difficult for me to find an acceptable church this close to New Babylon (Chicago). I will continue to seek one even in this land of Godless sodomites and blasphemerizing heathens.

[Brother Scott]

Re: Hello my fellow believers

I did not realize you were such a man of God, what with the Satanic avatar and all. I gave you negative rep because I thought you hated God. My apologies.

You do realize that the only thing less Godly than Yoda is Yoda dressed as a Pastafarian, don't you? What is up with that?

My apologies. As a child I was fan of the Star Wars movies, which of course was before God and Jesus brought me into their grace. I use that as an avatar as a reminder as what NOT to watch. Which is usually 99.999999% of that which comes out of modern day Sodom (that being the entire west coast).


It is not meant to offend, but I suppose better Yoda than a muslim.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello my fellow believers

It is not meant to offend, but I suppose better Yoda than a muslim.

Better nothing than a leather Muppet dressed as a Pastafarian Butt-Pirate.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello my fellow believers

Matthew 12:32

And whoever speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come.

A very nice scripture indeed.

A wonderful warning to false Christians that God does not forgive everything, like they constantly claim.

It is very difficult for me to find an acceptable church this close to New Babylon (Chicago). I will continue to seek one even in this land of Godless sodomites and blasphemerizing heathens.

Well, I can certainly sympathize with you on that, however, I believe that there are almost godly churches in almost every city.

Maybe you should hook up with your local Tea Party group to find a good one.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello my fellow believers

It is not meant to offend, but I suppose better Yoda than a muslim.

Not really at all. Muslims actually follow their religion. They are the ones who do what we only wish we could, because that darn secular law prohibits us.

They stone adulterers as the Bible says to for one.

[Brother Scott]

Re: Hello my fellow believers

Better nothing than a leather Muppet dressed as a Pastafarian Butt-Pirate.

As a show of respect...............I will begin searching for something more Godly and less offensive. I pray to the sweet baby Jesus that the Almighty Lord and all of you, my new friends, can forgive me.

[Brother Scott]

Re: Hello my fellow believers

A very nice scripture indeed.

A wonderful warning to false Christians that God does not forgive everything, like they constantly claim.



Well, I can certainly sympathize with you on that, however, I believe that there are almost godly churches in almost every city.

Maybe you should hook up with your local Tea Party group to find a good one.

I have thought about getting involved with one of the local Tea Party groups, but I did stop by one of their protests (not sure what they were mad about that day) and I couldn't help but notice some of the women were wearing clothes that showed a little to much skin. In this case I clearly observed bare arms and ankles. These are the things that lead to temptation and it's best that I not expose myself to that. In fact, I am considering leading a counter protest against them until they can find a shred of decency and modesty.


But I do appreciate your advice and will keep searching for a truly Christian church that observes the true word of God.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello my fellow believers

But I do appreciate your advice and will keep searching for a truly Christian church that observes the true word of God.

Search for a new picture thingy first, if you are ever going to consider becoming one of God's elect.

[Brother Scott]

Re: Hello my fellow believers

Not really at all. Muslims actually follow their religion. They are the ones who do what we only wish we could, because that darn secular law prohibits us.

They stone adulterers as the Bible says to for one.

I read words like this and it makes me ecstatic that I was able to find a place like this. Your words have helped me see things in a new light, of course I still think Muslims are heathen rock worshiping satanists, but I suppose they have their occasional good points......of course when they're not being heathen rock worshiping satanists.

[Brother Scott]

Re: Hello my fellow believers

Search for a new picture thingy first, if you are ever going to consider becoming one of God's elect.

I hope that this one is better. It also reaffirms the truth regarding the leftist false religion of evolution.


I apologize and ask for your forgiveness along with that of those who have welcomed me thus far.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello my fellow believers

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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello my fellow believers

I hope that this one is better. It also reaffirms the truth regarding the leftist false religion of evolution.


I apologize and ask for your forgiveness along with that of those who have welcomed me thus far.

I'm sure that will be acceptable if you can provide Scripture supporting its contention that Jesus rode a dinosaur while carrying His cross along the Via de la Rosa.