Good to meet you true Chirstians

[SheepOfGod]

I'm so glad I found this place; I can really relate to you guys.

Let me tell you about my self: I love my family, God, Jesus, and church. I hate athiests, fags, scientists and all other hellbound sinners.

[brother johnII]

Re: Good to meet you true Chirstians

we True Christians™ welcome you to Landover Baptist Church..
keep the bible close to your heart and you shall find what you seek.

Matthew 7:11

7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: 8 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened. 9 Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone? 10 Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent? 11 If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Good to meet you true Chirstians

I'm so glad I found this place; I can really relate to you guys.

Let me tell you about my self: I love my family, God, Jesus, and church. I hate athiests, fags, scientists and all other hellbound sinners.

Amen and welcome.

What church do you attend? What are your favorite Bible verses?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Good to meet you true Chirstians

I'm so glad I found this place; I can really relate to you guys.

Let me tell you about my self: I love my family, God, Jesus, and church. I hate athiests, fags, scientists and all other hellbound sinners.

Welcome! It sounds like you have a pretty goo head on your shoulders. Let me ask you: are you a male or a female? Married? Have you any sons?

[landoverlover]

Re: Good to meet you true Chirstians

we True Christians™ welcome you to Landover Baptist Church..
keep the bible close to your heart and you shall find what you seek.

Matthew 7:11

7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: 8 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened. 9 Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone? 10 Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent? 11 If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?

"brother" - I have to ask why you are calling yourself a True Christian™.

I see that our Godly Pastors have determined that so far you are a sinner on the fast track to hell. Earning the True Christian™ honorific can take years of prayer and study - and even after all that one may not have what it takes.

I suggest that while on this site you confine yourself to what you have earned. I will pray that someday you may join our ranks, God and our Pastors willing.

[handmaiden]

Re: Good to meet you true Chirstians

"brother" - I have to ask why you are calling yourself a True Christian™.

I would like to second what my brother in Christ has said. We didn't go through the trouble of getting the term trademarked just so every Tom, Dick and Johnny could claim it for their own.

And what's with the JohnII, anyway? The use of roman numerals has a papist taint, if you ask me . . .

Quick quiz-- What color does the Blessed Virgin Mary wear?



Suspiciously Yours,

Handmaiden

[SheepOfGod]

Re: Good to meet you true Chirstians

She wears a robe of white and blue. The white symbolizes her verginity and purity while the blue symbolizes her role as queen of Heaven and earth.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Good to meet you true Chirstians

I'm so glad I found this place; I can really relate to you guys.

Let me tell you about my self: I love my family, God, Jesus, and church. I hate athiests, fags, scientists and all other hellbound sinners.

You're supposed to introduce yourself.

Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[handmaiden]

Re: Good to meet you true Chirstians

She wears a robe of white and blue. The white symbolizes her verginity and purity while the blue symbolizes her role as queen of Heaven and earth.

Well, we know you to be a Mary -worshipping idolator. Begone from the company of those who seek the words of the Bible. Surely there is a pedophile priest to whom you could be "confessing".



Rebukingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Good to meet you true Chirstians

Well, we know you to be a Mary -worshipping idolator. Begone from the company of those who seek the words of the Bible. Surely there is a pedophile priest to whom you could be "confessing".



Rebukingly Yours,

Handmaiden

Mien handy, aren't you the Papist Finder General!

[SheepOfGod]

Re: Good to meet you true Chirstians

You're supposed to introduce yourself.

Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

I'm really sorry; allow me to formaly apologise for my misguided actions.

Well anyway I go to the Central Cross Baptist Church in Florida. I have always been with Jesus since the first day of my life. My parents are very devout lover of Jesus. I praise God that he alowed my soulto be born into such an amazing family.

Right now I am unmaired and don't have kids yet. I'm to find a nice TC girl some day.

God Bless

[handmaiden]

Re: Good to meet you true Chirstians

I'm really sorry; allow me to formaly apologise for my misguided actions.

Well anyway I go to the Central Cross Baptist Church in Florida. I have always been with Jesus since the first day of my life. My parents are very devout lover of Jesus. I praise God that he alowed my soulto be born into such an amazing family.

Right now I am unmaired and don't have kids yet. I'm to find a nice TC girl some day.

God Bless

No Baptist worth his leather bound Bible would call Mary the Queen of Heaven.


Shrewdly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Good to meet you true Chirstians

No Baptist worth his leather bound Bible would call Mary the Queen of Heaven.


Shrewdly Yours,

Handmaiden

You tell 'em Mrs Scrubbitt

[SheepOfGod]

Re: Good to meet you true Chirstians

No Baptist worth his leather bound Bible would call Mary the Queen of Heaven.


Shrewdly Yours,

Handmaiden

I have a confession; I have not been 100% honest with you people. Me and my family used to go to a catholic church and just recently started goin to a Baptist church because we had an awakening to the true path. We are still learning what it really means to be a Baptist. One of the reasons I joined this forum is to help educate my self everthing there is to knowabout the KJV 1611 bible.

Handmaiden will you forgive his sheep for his past sins?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Good to meet you true Chirstians

I have a confession; I have not been 100% honest with you people. Me and my family used to go to a catholic church and just recently started goin to a Baptist church because we had an awakening to the true path. We are still learning what it really means to be a Baptist. One of the reasons I joined this forum is to help educate my self everthing there is to knowabout the KJV 1611 bible.

Handmaiden will you forgive his sheep for his past sins?

How old are you? What is your name?