Bless all of you nice white folk

[JC_is_the_man]

I am so glad that I can find so many people as devoted to the cause as I am! I am a baptist in Smileyburg, KS, and I have always gotten into arguments with my friends over the earth being flat, evilution, and aryans being the superior race! I am so relieved that I found a place where all of us like-minded people can profess our love for Jesus Christ and The Almighty!

P.S. When I say "I argue with my friends," I don't really mean friends. I loathe those people and cannot wait to watch them writhe in hellfire. They are disgusting, unfavorable, communist slime.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Bless all of you nice white folk

I am so glad that I can find so many people as devoted to the cause as I am! I am a baptist in Smileyburg, KS, and I have always gotten into arguments with my friends over the earth being flat, evilution, and aryans being the superior race! I am so relieved that I found a place where all of us like-minded people can profess our love for Jesus Christ and The Almighty!

P.S. When I say "I argue with my friends," I don't really mean friends. I loathe those people and cannot wait to watch them writhe in hellfire. They are disgusting, unfavorable, communist slime.

Greetings, JC_is_the_man. Welcome to our friendly, True Christian(tm) forum. I am excited for you. It sounds like you could make it into Heaven someday if you keep it up. But tell us, do you realize that the KJV1611 is the only acceptable version of the Bible? Do you follow everything in it, Old Testament and New? Do you grovel at the feet of Jesus morning, noon, and night? These things are very important.

[JC_is_the_man]

Re: Bless all of you nice white folk

Greetings, JC_is_the_man. Welcome to our friendly, True Christian™ forum. I am excited for you. It sounds like you could make it into Heaven someday if you keep it up. But tell us, do you realize that the KJV1611 is the only acceptable version of the Bible? Do you follow everything in it, Old Testament and New? Do you grovel at the feet of Jesus morning, noon, and night? These things are very important.

Of course! Except for the groveling part...I don't get on my knees physically, morning noon and night, because to me, that is all to close to the terrorist muslims and their way of praying to their false god. I prefer to grovel in my mind

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Bless all of you nice white folk

Of course! Except for the groveling part...I don't get on my knees physically, morning noon and night, because to me, that is all to close to the terrorist muslims and their way of praying to their false god. I prefer to grovel in my mind

Well, it is very important that you grovel before Jesus in one way or another. Otherwise how is He to hear your prayers and supplications?

It is good that you aren't some cave dwelling terrorist, like the people of Afghanistan.

Perhaps you could share with us your favorite Bible verse. What church do you attend? Has your wife borne you any sons?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bless all of you nice white folk

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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Bless all of you nice white folk

aryans being the superior race!

Excuse me?

We are not racists here, and racism is not tolerated. While it is true that most non-whites and non-Americans suffer from cultural deficiencies which make it harder for them to be Saved(tm), there's nothing to say they can't overcome these with the help of Jesus.

Do you know that the "aryan race" is a fiction created by Adolf Hitler, and there is no such "race"?

[handmaiden]

Re: Bless all of you nice white folk

Excuse me?

We are not racists here, and racism is not tolerated. While it is true that most non-whites and non-Americans suffer from cultural deficiencies which make it harder for them to be Saved™, there's nothing to say they can't overcome these with the help of Jesus.

Do you know that the "aryan race" is a fiction created by Adolf Hitler, and there is no such "race"?

Reverend, it is good of you to learn our new visitor away from false ideas. Maybe he meant that God indicates that whites are the preferred race in terms of God's hierarchy on earth?

What we can all agree on is that God has established roles and positions for all of human kind, and any attempt to change those roles is like trying to thwart God Himself.

In other words, it shouldn't be done, and it can't be done.

I'm just grateful that as a weak and foolish woman that I am better than some people.


Humbly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Raimund]

Re: Bless all of you nice white folk

I am so glad that I can find so many people as devoted to the cause as I am! I am a baptist in Smileyburg, KS, and I have always gotten into arguments with my friends over the earth being flat, evilution, and aryans being the superior race! I am so relieved that I found a place where all of us like-minded people can profess our love for Jesus Christ and The Almighty!

P.S. When I say "I argue with my friends," I don't really mean friends. I loathe those people and cannot wait to watch them writhe in hellfire. They are disgusting, unfavorable, communist slime.

Aren't you a bit too young to be refering to yourself as a man??, it looks that way to me, and why are you refering to us as white folks??, is there something that you really want to say, but your just not man enough to say it??, has rap music turned your brain into a state of confussion??

[JC_is_the_man]

Re: Bless all of you nice white folk

Aren't you a bit too young to be refering to yourself as a man??, it looks that way to me, and why are you refering to us as white folks??, is there something that you really want to say, but your just not man enough to say it??, has rap music turned your brain into a state of confussion??

I am technically a man. If you do not think I am worthy of the term, then I guess I would be a guy. However, in my opinion I am no longer a boy, as I have graduated high school and am at a four year university. You can disrespect me and call me "boy," but if you want to argue, you are wasting your time. On a related note, the JC in my screen name actually stands for Jesus Christ. As in "Jesus Christ is the man". And if you want to nitpick at that you can. Just know that I know what I meant and how you interpret it makes no difference to me.

[Raimund]

Re: Bless all of you nice white folk

I am technically a man. If you do not think I am worthy of the term, then I guess I would be a guy. However, in my opinion I am no longer a boy, as I have graduated high school and am at a four year university. You can disrespect me and call me "boy," but if you want to argue, you are wasting your time. On a related note, the JC in my screen name actually stands for Jesus Christ. As in "Jesus Christ is the man". And if you want to nitpick at that you can. Just know that I know what I meant and how you interpret it makes no difference to me.

Well then, my applologies, I thought that JC is The Man was kinna a rapper thing, and the "Bless all you nice white folk" was sarcasm, 1 + 1 = 2, so I hope you understand, but when someone immidiately points out another persons color, it means something, the bless part means nothing, only because you pointed at our clor.