Where do you start?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Where do you start?

On and off over the years I've heard about that there Jesus and that he's been up to all sorts of stuff.
I want to meet him but I can't find him in the phone book?

Any ideas?

Angelos--The field of comedians is all ready overcrowded. You should consider some other line of work.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Where do you start?

I can't stop. I need to find this chap, let him into my life and show him what's in my bag.

I was looking for constructive comments. I can't deal with negativity, it makes my head hurt...

Decapitation, Exorcism or Faith healing might help you then.

You seem to be deliriously hallucinating.

[Angelos Epithemiou]

Re: Where do you start?

I can't stop. I need to find this chap, let him into my life and show him what's in my bag.

I was looking for constructive comments. I can't deal with negativity, it makes my head hurt...

[Chockolate]

Re: Where do you start?

I find this thread highly offensive. Stop it.

[Angelos Epithemiou]

Re: Where do you start?

Where do I get one of those Bibles you speak of? Are they available in Londis or any of the bigger supermarkets?
If I were to speak to him (or send him a SMS) where's the best place to meet?

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Where do you start?

You can start by reading the KJV 1611 Bible and by not making any more dumb jokes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Where do you start?

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Lisa H]

Re: Where do you start?

On and off over the years I've heard about that there Jesus and that he's been up to all sorts of stuff.
I want to meet him but I can't find him in the phone book?

Any ideas?

The only phone book you need for Jesus is the Bible and prayer.

[Angelos Epithemiou]

On and off over the years I've heard about that there Jesus and that he's been up to all sorts of stuff.
I want to meet him but I can't find him in the phone book?

Any ideas?