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  • Michael. P
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 19

    #1

    Hello fellow baptists.

    Hello i would like to introduce myself.

    My name is Michael Petersen, i have seen your blessed forum, and im happy to see so many true christians discussing holy matters.

    I am sad to announce im not from America, but from the god forsaken place of Denmark, where Denmarkians spew out vile ungodly speaches in their everyday tale. I have seen a steady decline in the brain funtions, of most my countrymen. Therefore i have seeked a place like this.

    So if my grammar is not correct i am truly sorry, the schools of Denmark are horrible and there were sadly no chance to get homeschooled, due to my father working very hard on building up the carpenterworhshop in his time, and my mother the ungodly christian she was, left when i was a little boy.

    I am 40 years old, married. Have 2 sons and 1 daughter that i read the bible with everyday, i attend cememonies at the baptist church Karmelchurch in aalborg.

    My favorite verses of the KJV1611 bible are as follow :

    Lev 19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

    Jn 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

    Matthew 23:29 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because ye build the tombs of the prophets, and garnish the sepulchres of the righteous,

    Matthew 25:33-34 And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left. Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:

    I hope you will welcome me with true christian love, as i welcome Jesus into my life everyday.
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29457

    #2
    Re: Hello fellow baptists.

    Welcome Michael, you seem like a fine denmarkian, considering you live there. Why hasn't your daughter gotten married?
    I hope your wife does not make wooden pies. I've heard how you people like to make everything out of wood.

    Micheal, being you are a denmarkian, I imagine your story of redemption is especially full of depraved acts and horrifying deeds, please come clean as God is watching.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2010
      • 492

      #3
      Re: Hello fellow baptists.

      Welcome Michael P.

      It always makes me sad when I'm reminded of all the evil in our discusting country of Denmark, but I'm glad to see that a few of us denmarkians seem to have escaped from the the psychopath mentality that's among us every day. I see you're from the hell hole of Aalborg in Denmark - the town with the most discusting street in the whole world, "Jomfru Ane Gade". How do you feel about living in a place where whores and pimps rule the streets together with atheists and thieves?
      It's surely a good thing, that you're a member of the local Baptist church, but I must admit, that even though you call yourself "real baptists" you all have a long hard road in front of you before you can call yourself True Christians™. But you my friend, has now taking the first step by becomming a member of God's favourite internet site. Congratulation on that and welcome.


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      Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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      • Seth Campbell
        Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 1565

        #4
        Re: Hello fellow baptists.

        Welcome!

        Has someone been keeping track of our Christian Denmarkian members? Have we found the 10 that live there?
        PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

        Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

        Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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        • Michael. P
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2010
          • 19

          #5
          Re: Hello fellow baptists.

          Hello and thank you for the welcoming messages.

          @ James Hutchins

          Yes most live in houses of wood, because alot of people living in Denmark are savages, not as bad as Icelandics though.

          Also she do bake pretty well, but her skill could be much better. I guess thats what you come to expect of danish women.

          Also i cannot deny that living in Denmark is not healthy for the soul, the horrors that test you every day in this country is astonishing. I try get by as well as i can.

          @Viggo B. Kristoffersen

          Yes Aalborg is surely a city that is not for the weak minded. Hookers walking on the street in broad daylight and tempting strangers. While drug addict´s and their needles are all over the street. I am trying to find a better residence as we speak.


          Also a question. Denmark work with the U.S army mostly. But with Obama influencing the army in the ways he does. Should i still send my sons there?

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