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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #16
    Re: confused and alone

    Originally posted by Sparx Gone View Post
    i wasnt a practasing Catholic i stopped Sunday School at age 5 and never followed the words, i was baptised but never communed
    I notice that you didn't deny being a chinless sodomite. Are you ready to repent and stop servicing strangers in public toilets?

    Jesus wants you to.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Sparx Gone
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        • Nov 2007
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        #17
        Re: confused and alone

        i want so much for the lord to welcome me to his bosom and accept him as my saviour

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          • SalvationSeeker
            True Christian™ Theologian
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 3892
            #18
            Re: confused and alone

            Originally posted by Sparx Gone View Post
            i want so much for the lord to welcome me to his bosom and accept him as my saviour
            That makes us very glad, friend.
            Now, do you own a King James 1611 Bible?
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #19
                Re: confused and alone

                Originally posted by Sparx Gone View Post
                i want so much for the lord to welcome me to his bosom and accept him as my saviour
                Well, start reading the Holy KJV1611 Bible from cover-to-cover, and throw out whatever false catlicker version you might have. You'll need to renounce satan and all his works, stop committing sodomy, read through this entire forum, and most importantly TITHE by clicking on the Paypal button at the bottom of the screen.

                Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Sparx Gone
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                    • Nov 2007
                    • 19
                    #20
                    Re: confused and alone

                    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                    That makes us very glad, friend.
                    Now, do you own a King James 1611 Bible?

                    Not yet i have only just seen the light, all i have at home is a Gideon bible

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556
                        #21
                        Re: confused and alone

                        Originally posted by Sparx Gone View Post
                        Not yet i have only just seen the light, all i have at home is a Gideon bible
                        BURN IT! Burn it NOW!!

                        Run out to your local Christian bookstore and buy a KJV1611 Bible.

                        Go ahead, we'll wait....
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • SalvationSeeker
                            True Christian™ Theologian
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3892
                            #22
                            Re: confused and alone

                            Originally posted by Sparx Gone View Post
                            Not yet i have only just seen the light, all i have at home is a Gideon bible
                            Alright then. Do what Pastor Zeke just told you.
                            Get rid of that false bible and get a KJV1611, first thing you do. BURN IT! (The false bible, NOT the KJV1611.)
                            And toss whatever vile books or items you may own on the bonfire while you're at it too. Praise Jesus!

                            Then click the PayPal button and tithe to Jesus, and start reading your newly bought KJV... Cover-to-cover!
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                              • Sparx Gone
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                                • Nov 2007
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                                #23
                                Re: confused and alone

                                I cannot wait until the end of the working day to go and buy the one true bible

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                                  • eliot mayfield
                                    God Squad
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 9324
                                    #24
                                    Re: confused and alone

                                    Then download it from the internets!
                                    Matthew:
                                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                      • Sparx Gone
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                                        • Nov 2007
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                                        #25
                                        Re: confused and alone

                                        just to make sure i am not being duped by evil forces

                                        is this one safe?

                                        http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/thebible.htm

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78556
                                            #26
                                            Re: confused and alone

                                            Originally posted by Sparx Gone View Post
                                            just to make sure i am not being duped by evil forces

                                            is this one safe?

                                            http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/thebible.htm
                                            Yes, that's a good version to read. But be careful about that website "Jesus is Lord". While well-intentioned, they tend to veer off into liebral, anti-GWB rants.

                                            Also, as luck wouldhave it, Brother V is hard at work on this very forum, transcribing the entire KJV1611 Bible HERE, and providing some gentle, guiding prose to accompany it. You might start there...

                                            By the way, why haven't you Tithed yet?
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Sparx Gone
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                                                #27
                                                Re: confused and alone

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                                                By the way, why haven't you Tithed yet?
                                                I replied to this i must have forgot to press submit reply

                                                I read somewher else on the forum that US dollar is the only and correct currency, alas i only have the pound

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78556
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: confused and alone

                                                    Originally posted by Sparx Gone View Post
                                                    I replied to this i must have forgot to press submit reply

                                                    I read somewher else on the forum that US dollar is the only and correct currency, alas i only have the pound
                                                    Paypal is an American company, and as such, they have no problem converting your worthless "pounds" into real (American) money. Try again. We also accept credit cards, so don't be stingy!

                                                    Have you read up on our beliefs yet? Take a look at THIS.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Sparx Gone
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                                                        #29
                                                        Re: confused and alone

                                                        i just hope i can buy a suit soon

                                                        I shall set up a direct debit as soon as i take a break from reading KJV1611

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78556
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: confused and alone

                                                            Originally posted by Sparx Gone View Post
                                                            i just hope i can buy a suit soon

                                                            I shall set up a direct debit as soon as i take a break from reading KJV1611
                                                            A suit? What are you wearing now, a dress? I hope not....

                                                            "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -- Deuteronomy 22:5

                                                            And don't dress like a freak. So many of those "shavs" and "mods" and "spackers" wear strange apparel that Jesus hates the UK.

                                                            "I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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