Hi. Another Noob Here.

[Rogue Witch]

(Lets see if I can get through this without anyone jumping to the wrong conclusion.)
Hi. I'm new here (duh) and I would like to be a part of this forum.
I'm a senior in high school, I currently don't have a job, but I've been looking everywhere (you'd think more places would be hiring during the Christmas season), I'm not a Christian, but I do like reading the Bible (I've read many different version, but the King James version seems more poetic to me).
My favorite verse would probably have to be Luke 15:11-32.

That's about it for the moment, if I decide to say more about myself later, I will.


-Rogue

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

(Lets see if I can get through this without anyone jumping to the wrong conclusion.)
Hi. I'm new here (duh) and I would like to be a part of this forum.
I'm a senior in high school ...
... I'm not a Christian, but I do like reading the Bible (I've read many different version, but the King James version seems more poetic to me).
My favorite verse would probably have to be Luke 15:11-32.

That's about it for the moment, if I decide to say more about myself later, I will.

-Rogue

The King James version 1611 is the only Bible that is GOD'S true word (any other bible is fake and tampered with by demons), so see to it that you start reading from the beginning, witch girl!

Maybe if you love JESUS, he will let you get a job in time for Christmas, so you can set up a tithing schedule with the GODLY Pastors here ...

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

I'm not a Christian, but I do like reading the Bible (I've read many different version, but the King James version seems more poetic to me).

Welcome Rogue. The King James Bible is the only English Language Bible that is translated from the Textus Receptus, so that is why it is poetic and that is also why it is the only one that is the true Word of God.

If you keep reading your KJV and avoid the temptations of lust, drunkenness, fornication, witchcraft, fisting, drug use, secular music and television, and other sins that people your age are often tempted with, God might make Himself known to you, and you might become saved.

I'm concerned about your username. Is it an X-Men thing, or are you into witchcraft?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. I rejoice that Jesus has called you here today.

I would urge you to discard any and all false Bibles you possess, and stick with the only true version of God's Holy Word; the KJV1611 Holy Bible.

Poetry is for fags. The reason that God gave us the KJV Bible is simple. He wants us to avoid our just fate of being tortured forever in hellfire, and the Bible is our road map to Salvation. Read it from cover to cover as if your very life depended on it. Because it does.

I hope that you are leading a chaste life. So many in secular schools indulge in wanton orgies of lust, narcotics and "rock 'n roll" music that Jesus weeps.

[eliot mayfield]

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I am concerned about this bunny thing. Care to elaborate?

[Miss Maisie]

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I'll have to agree with the good brother Eliot here. Bunnies ain't good for much excepting, of course, eating.

[Nobar King]

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(")_(") Looks sort of like a raccoon?

[Rogue Witch]

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The King James version 1611 is the only Bible that is GOD'S true word (any other bible is fake and tampered with by demons), so see to it that you start reading from the beginning, witch girl!

Maybe if you love JESUS, he will let you get a job in time for Christmas, so you can set up a tithing schedule with the GODLY Pastors here ...

The only thing that was different (that I could see) was the grammer in those different Bibles. Everything else was still the same, the grammer was just different.

If you keep reading your KJV and avoid the temptations of lust, drunkenness, fornication, witchcraft, fisting, drug use, secular music and television, and other sins that people your age are often tempted with, God might make Himself known to you, and you might become saved.

I'm concerned about your username. Is it an X-Men thing, or are you into witchcraft?

I'm a vigin and will remain one until I get married, I don't drink or do drugs (it's called being Straight-Edge), and the only music and shows I enjoy are ones that are edited and put out the image that alcohol, drugs, and sex before marriage is bad!

My username is part "X-Men", and part "I-couldn't-get-just-plain-Rogue-for-my-email".

I hope that you are leading a chaste life. So many in secular schools indulge in wanton orgies of lust, narcotics and "rock 'n roll" music that Jesus weeps.

Not my school. If you hold hands your in trouble. They won't even allow asprin for headaches to even be brought on the school grounds. And you get in serious trouble if you have a CD-player, IPOD, or even a cellphone out while you're on school grounds.
It's pretty much the most strict public school in the county. We don't have uniforms or anything, but we do have a strict dress-code.

I am concerned about this bunny thing. Care to elaborate?

It's just something that I put in my signature all the time. It was a dare from one of my friends at first on a different forum, but I just thought it was cute, so I kept it. (Not sure what happened to the other forum, I haven't been able to find it for over a year.)

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(")_(") Looks sort of like a raccoon?

It's definately a bunny. See the long, bunny-like ears?

[Celtic (Quarantined)]

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The only thing that was different (that I could see) was the grammer in those different Bibles. Everything else was still the same, the grammer was just different.


I'm a vigin and will remain one until I get married, I don't drink or do drugs (it's called being Straight-Edge), and the only music and shows I enjoy are ones that are edited and put out the image that alcohol, drugs, and sex before marriage is bad!

My username is part "X-Men", and part "I-couldn't-get-just-plain-Rogue-for-my-email".


Not my school. If you hold hands your in trouble. They won't even allow asprin for headaches to even be brought on the school grounds. And you get in serious trouble if you have a CD-player, IPOD, or even a cellphone out while you're on school grounds.
It's pretty much the most strict public school in the county. We don't have uniforms or anything, but we do have a strict dress-code.


It's just something that I put in my signature all the time. It was a dare from one of my friends at first on a different forum, but I just thought it was cute, so I kept it. (Not sure what happened to the other forum, I haven't been able to find it for over a year.)


It's definately a bunny. See the long, bunny-like ears?

Hallo.-coughjokeforumcough-

EDIT: That cough maybe contagious. You will be in quarantine now Celtic until you are cured off it. BJ

[Rogue Witch]

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Hallo.-coughjokeforumcough-

Umm..Okay!?
Meep!?

By the way..umm...nice avatar.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Umm..Okay!?
Meep!?

By the way..umm...nice avatar.

Ignore Celtic. He/she/it is a bit confused, and quite weird. Probably demon-possessed.
First, it claimed to be a Christian, (but it was really an atheist pretending to be a Christian) and now I don't know what it claims to be..
I suppose it has confessed to being an atheist now.
It's a new story every day with it though.

[Brother Temperance]

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(")_(") Looks sort of like a raccoon?

We don't take kindly to coons around here.

I'm a vigin and will remain one until I get married, I don't drink or do drugs (it's called being Straight-Edge), and the only music and shows I enjoy are ones that are edited and put out the image that alcohol, drugs, and sex before marriage is bad!

A straight-edger, eh? I take it you agree with the violently atheistic and materialist philosophy of Minor Threat?
"You're full of ****
Your brain is clay
What's going on?
You picked up a bible
And now you're gone
You call it religion
You're full of ****
FILLER"

Umm..Okay!?
Meep!?

By the way..umm...nice avatar.

Well, straight-edgers may be detestable atheist thugs, but you're still better than drugged up freaks like Celtic.

[Brother V]

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The only thing that was different (that I could see) was the grammer in those different Bibles. Everything else was still the same, the grammer was just different.

If by "grammer" you mean the most important parts, like calling Jesus God, then you are right.

Lets look at a simple verse Acts 8:37, and compare them between the KJV and the NIV.

37 And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God.

That's the KJV version.

Now lets look at the NIV version.

'Acts 8:37' not found for version "New International Version"

What the hell?

If you don't believe me, here's a link to biblegateway.com

Acts 8:37

What that part of the Bible is talking about is BAPTISM. When you read the KJV version, you see that Belief that Jesus is the Son of God, is an important step before being baptized.

When you read the NIV, you just see Phillip talking to the eunuch, and the eunuch basically says, "heck, why not just get baptized". In the KJV, an important part is NOT omitted.

So, it's probably just your eternal soul, for some slight "grammer" issues.

YIC
V

[Deaner]

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(")_(") Looks sort of like a raccoon?

Looks like a front view of someone laying on the ground getting sodomized by an injun. Look at the terror in the guy on the grounds eyes.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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This is Bunny. Copy & Paste Bunny to help him dominate the world with his Bunny-ness.
-Rogue

Are you seriously expecting us to entertain thoughts of a Bunny dominating the world - especially one that you have 'created' as your signature?
I don't find this 'cute' - I find it sacreligious, subversive and offensive in the extreme.
Only two things 'dominate' my world - God with His Godliness, and Jesus with his Jesusiliness.
Of course for a more 'physical' day to day world domination, the almighty George W Bush and his 'Bushiness' are very important too. If they weren't, would Jesus take time out to whisper sweet nothings in our glorious leaders ear?
I demand "Bunny" be removed instantly. It is not acceptable and spits in the face of Baby Jesus.