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An' what a cute bunny it is!
Hi, I'm Anna, nice to meet you. Hope to see you 'round the forums more!
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This is not some goth/wiccan/lezbean pick up forum. Kindly remove your clam bumping selves to some god forsaken place on the interwebs that actually allows such abominations to occur without rubbing honest christians noses in it.
BEGONE FOUL WITCHES.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Sooooo, what's the deal with the bunny thing, bunny girl?Originally posted by Rogue Witch View Post
Up until now I've never seen anybody get so offended be a bunny
Are you sure you're not a (Jesus forgive noddy!) muncherizing bunny fluffer here under false pretenses?
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Gosh Sister Noddy! In my day a bunny was nothing more than a good hearty meal, with a tail and a talent for hopping. My sisters and I would skin the little darlings and give out the skins to the Indians, to make their bedspreads from. Those were the days!Originally posted by Sister Noddy View PostSooooo, what's the deal with the bunny thing, bunny girl?
Are you sure you're not a (Jesus forgive noddy!) muncherizing bunny fluffer here under false pretenses?
Now Sister, I feel my arthritic hands are getting the better of me. Could you roll out the pie crust, whilst I prepare the bunny for the pie? That's the only way to deal with these rabbits, a splash of gravy and a golden-brown piecrust.
"She was of a great age, and had lived with a husband seven years from her virginity; And she was a widow of about fourscore and four years, which departed not from the temple, but served God with fastings and prayers night and day" - Luke 2:36-37
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Who said I was "picking up" anybody? I was just happy that somebody said "welcome" without asking a bunch of questions.Originally posted by Brother Guy View PostThis is not some goth/wiccan/lezbean pick up forum. Kindly remove your clam bumping selves to some god forsaken place on the interwebs that actually allows such abominations to occur without rubbing honest christians noses in it.
BEGONE FOUL WITCHES.
No...and eww. If I were some "muncherizing bunny fluffer" (whatever that means) I wouldn't lie about it because that's not how I was raised.Originally posted by Sister Noddy View PostSooooo, what's the deal with the bunny thing, bunny girl?
Are you sure you're not a (Jesus forgive noddy!) muncherizing bunny fluffer here under false pretenses?
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You can't kill the Bunny!
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Heheh, well there's always time to change I guessOriginally posted by Rogue Witch View PostNo...and eww. If I were some "muncherizing bunny fluffer" (whatever that means) I wouldn't lie about it because that's not how I was raised.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...
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So, you decided to risk burning in Hell for eternity on a dare?Originally posted by Rogue Witch View PostThe only thing that was different (that I could see) was the grammer in those different Bibles. Everything else was still the same, the grammer was just different.
I'm a vigin and will remain one until I get married, I don't drink or do drugs (it's called being Straight-Edge
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My username is part "X-Men", and part "I-couldn't-get-just-plain-Rogue-for-my-email".
Not my school. If you hold hands your in trouble. They won't even allow asprin for headaches to even be brought on the school grounds. And you get in serious trouble if you have a CD-player, IPOD, or even a cellphone out while you're on school grounds.
It's pretty much the most strict public school in the county. We don't have uniforms or anything, but we do have a strict dress-code.
It's just something that I put in my signature all the time. It was a dare from one of my friends at first on a different forum, but I just thought it was cute, so I kept it. (Not sure what happened to the other forum, I haven't been able to find it for over a year.
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It's definately a bunny. See the long, bunny-like ears?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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How old are you, harlot? Tell the truth!Originally posted by Rogue Witch View PostWho said I was "picking up" anybody? I was just happy that somebody said "welcome" without asking a bunch of questions.
No...and eww. If I were some "muncherizing bunny fluffer" (whatever that means) I wouldn't lie about it because that's not how I was raised.


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Don't mind them. They're naturally skeptical of anyone (persecution and all). After all, you do have the 'w-word' in ye username.
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If for some perverted reason you lezbean harlots doubt the unhealthy nature of the lezbean/Goth/Wiccan deathstyle, look further through these forums to see a picture of the Worlds Largest Lezbean/Goth/Wiccian Furball, formed over years by heathen she-fag types just like you who spent their leisure time supping from the furry cup.
The only thing you should be putting in your mouth and swallowing is Jesus' love. The pastors will be more than willing to help you in this regard.The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Who said I was a lesbian? Or goth? Or wiccan?Originally posted by Brother Guy View PostIf for some perverted reason you lezbean harlots doubt the unhealthy nature of the lezbean/Goth/Wiccan deathstyle, look further through these forums to see a picture of the Worlds Largest Lezbean/Goth/Wiccian Furball, formed over years by heathen she-fag types just like you who spent their leisure time supping from the furry cup.
The only thing you should be putting in your mouth and swallowing is Jesus' love. The pastors will be more than willing to help you in this regard.
Well, I tried going with just Rogue, but it kept saying that it was already taken, so I had to come up with something, "witch" was the first thing that came to my head, and, voila, I ended up as Rogue Witch.Originally posted by Anna Marie Raven View PostDon't mind them. They're naturally skeptical of anyone (persecution and all). After all, you do have the 'w-word' in ye username.()__()
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You can't kill the Bunny!
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You did, Witch. It is common knowledge here that Witches are simultaneously goth and lesbean.Originally posted by Rogue Witch View PostWho said I was a lesbian? Or goth? Or wiccan?
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You profess to be a witch, meaning- You are a witch, ergo you are a wiccan, and being a wiccan you are...
- A Goth. Being a Goth and a wiccan means you are undoubtedly....
- A Lezbean.
How many children have you eaten?The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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