Crybaby's introduction.

[Your Atheist Friend]

As you all know It is Beelzebub's birthday in a few days and i wish to celebrate it. So i wondering if anyone had ideas on what i should dress up for that day. Your Friendly Atheist

[Your Atheist Friend]

Re: What should i be for Holloween?

*Bump* Well now that i am "Unsaved Trash" That seems odd. I am trying to be nice but your going against your own rules. Is it not against Christian's rules to be Hateful towards another human? And i feel "Unsaved Trash" Is a rather insulting title. I feel that your being hypocritical and by doing so are you not damning your entire forums by doing so?

[Levi Jones]

Re: What should i be for Holloween?

*Bump* Well now that i am "Unsaved Trash" That seems odd.

Everyone starts off as unsaved trash. People who celebrate Beelzebub's birthday tend to stay that way or worse.

I am trying to be nice but your going against your own rules. Is it not against Christian's rules to be Hateful towards another human?

You aren't our friend, but we don't hate you. We love you so much we want to save you by any means necessary.

Why are you here? This is a Christian forum. It's clear you merely want to mock God, or perhaps it is the LORD who led you here for Salvation?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Crybaby's introduction.

This is a Christian forum, and you are no one's friend. God commands us to avoid you people.

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

[Your Atheist Friend]

Re: Crybaby's introduction.

"Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics." Wait lolwut pear? I don't understand now your being boastful. And really proud. Once again you should be damned for your sins of self confidence! No i kid but really, If i am not your friend then i cannot trust you correct? so i cannot trust Christianity because it is not my friend. So... How the hell does that work exactly? So you wish to convert me while avoiding people like me? Is that not a double negative? Just wondering.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Crybaby's introduction.

"Wait lolwut pear? I don't understand now your being boastful. And really proud. Once again you should be damned for your sins of self confidence!

Chapter and verse please.

My signature is a well honored quote from another True Christian Pastor.

No i kid but really, If i am not your friend then i cannot trust you correct? so i cannot trust Christianity because it is not my friend. So... How the hell does that work exactly? So you wish to convert me while avoiding people like me? Is that not a double negative? Just wondering.

Christianity is your friend. Once you truly convert, you could become my brother and my neighbor. You could go to heaven with me even!

This forum is for True Christians to confer.

[Jedediah]

Re: Crybaby's introduction.

The only situation where we would speak with atheist scum such as yourself is when we are sharing the Good News, in hopes of exhorting you to set aside your wicked ways and accept Jesus as your personal Savior. Whether you accept our True Christian Love™ or not depends on whether the LORD has given you over to wickedness or whether He has predestined you to be among His elect.

Psalm 58:3
The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

Romans 9:21
Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?

II Thessalonians 2:11-13
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:

However, it appears you are given over to the satanic doctrine of atheism, and that you are cowardly in your lack of faith in your Creator. Jesus has a special place prepared for those like you who reject His infinite love.

Matthew 13:49-50
So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the just, And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

If you are indeed not one who was born to be damned for all eternity, now is the time for you to declare your faith in Jesus Christ and beg Him to enter you with His penetrating love, lest He destroy you with flaming vengeance!

II Thessalonians 1:7-10
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels, In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;
When he shall come to be glorified in his saints, and to be admired in all them that believe (because our testimony among you was believed) in that day.

Otherwise, enjoy hell, Godmocker!

[Your Atheist Friend]

Re: Crybaby's introduction.

However, it appears you are given over to the satanic doctrine of atheism, and that you are cowardly in your lack of faith in your Creator

Wait how am i satanic.. I am Atheist? Excuse me while i chuckle at your belief system for a moment.......... Ok now that i have had a good laugh let this continue in a more serious matter. Just kidding i would never take your religion seriously, But! I would like to clarify that i do not hate god, because i simply can not hate what does not exist. I would like to also ask something that is off topic. Do you believe at its core that mankind is evil or good?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Crybaby's introduction.

Wait how am i satanic.. I am Atheist? Excuse me while i chuckle at your belief system for a moment.......... Ok now that i have had a good laugh let this continue in a more serious matter. Just kidding i would never take your religion seriously, But! I would like to clarify that i do not hate god, because i simply can not hate what does not exist. I would like to also ask something that is off topic. Do you believe at its core that mankind is evil or good?

You reject our LORD's teachings even after being taught them. A special place in hell awaits your type.

Luke 12:46the master of that slave (God) will come on a day when he does not expect him and at an hour he does not know, and will cut him in pieces, and assign him a place with the unbelievers.
47"And that slave who knew his master's will and did not get ready or act in accord with his will, will receive many lashes,
48but the one who did not know it, and committed deeds worthy of a flogging, will receive but few From everyone who has been given much, much will be required; and to whom they entrusted much, of him they will ask all the more.

[Jedediah]

Re: Crybaby's introduction.

Wait how am i satanic.. I am Atheist? Excuse me while i chuckle at your belief system for a moment.......... Ok now that i have had a good laugh let this continue in a more serious matter. Just kidding i would never take your religion seriously, But! I would like to clarify that i do not hate god, because i simply can not hate what does not exist. I would like to also ask something that is off topic. Do you believe at its core that mankind is evil or good?

Because of your unbelief, you will not be allowed to take part in God's Kingdom - the new Heaven and new Earth which are to come. The Bible tells us that those who share in satan's destruction in the lake of fire do not have God as their Father, but satan! Because you do not love Jesus, you will have your part in the fire which burns of sulfur and brimstone!

John 8:42-45
Jesus said unto them, If God were your Father, ye would love me: for I proceeded forth and came from God; neither came I of myself, but he sent me. Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.
Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

God will judge you from His Throne of Righteousness whether or not you are too cowardly to admit His authority over you. It is only by being washed in the Blood of JESUS that we are saved from destruction.

From hell, you will ask me - pressed against the bosom of Jesus in Heaven - for a drop of water to quench your unfathomable thirst, and I will say "NO! You had your chance while you were alive."

Luke 16:23-26
And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.

[John Forrest]

Re: Crybaby's introduction.

This is a Christian forum, and we have no friends.

Why does the De Wittless idiot over-ride other moderater's calls?

[Your Atheist Friend]

Re: Crybaby's introduction.

I feel a hostility here, you people are not being nice in the least, you are not being Christians at all. I am Atheist and i know that. (Also if your trying to convert me you cannot use your book as proof of your god because your book is meaningless to me) So i was wondering if you could all be nicer real Christians for once? On a other note... Does anyone have any idea as to what i should dress up as for Lucifer's Birthday?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Crybaby's introduction.

I feel a hostility here, you people are not being nice in the least, you are not being Christians at all.

You are confused, you have a rose tinted image of what christianity is, these people don't, they know they worship a vengeful, egocentric, hateful, intolerant, sexist, homophobic and violent "god" and act accordingly.

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Re: Crybaby's introduction.

I feel a hostility here, you people are not being nice in the least, you are not being Christians at all. I am Atheist and i know that. (Also if your trying to convert me you cannot use your book as proof of your god because your book is meaningless to me) So i was wondering if you could all be nicer real Christians for once? On a other note... Does anyone have any idea as to what i should dress up as for Lucifer's Birthday?

Proverbs 12:8
A man is praised according to his wisdom, but men with warped minds are despised.

This is why people don't like you. As for your costume... You should dress up in an asphalt suit and go lie down on the highway. Then you can play your satanic trick or treat game with the cars on the road.

2 Chronicles 15:13
That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman

[Your Atheist Friend]

Re: Crybaby's introduction.

But Jo Freddie i see the light now! I think we both should convert! Yes i know god personally myself now! It is almost Halloween, we still have a chance to be forgiven! Quickly let us go and mace little children in the eyes and beat them with bibles until we dislocated their shoulder's because they should be punished for their sins! I can i get an Amen up in here!