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[Rev. Hal Stevenson]

Hello Brothers and Sisters in Salvation,

My name is Rev. Hal Stevenson. You youngsters can simply call me Rev. Hal. I am the retired pastor of a small congregation known as Mt. Zion Church of the Holy Resurrection in Crawdad Creek, Maine.

My favorite Bible verse is Ezekiel 25:17. I am determined to calling out false Christians and exposing the true Word of God and leading anyone I can to paradise.

I found Jesus when I was 13 years old. I was walking down the street when I fell off a ski-lift and tumbled into a revine. While I was in the hospital, a glorious man of God came and visited and handed me a Bible and a bowl of ice cream. He taught me to pray to Jesus, and then, the next day, I was healed physically, mentally, spiritually, and sexually. I decided right then to give myself to Jesus.

Yours in Fellowship,
Rev. Hal

[Jethro]

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Hello Brothers and Sisters in Salvation,

My name is Rev. Hal Stevenson. You youngsters can simply call me Rev. Hal. I am the retired pastor of a small congregation known as Mt. Zion Church of the Holy Resurrection in Crawdad Creek, Maine.

My favorite Bible verse is Ezekiel 25:17. I am determined to calling out false Christians and exposing the true Word of God and leading anyone I can to paradise.

I found Jesus when I was 13 years old. I was walking down the street when I fell off a ski-lift and tumbled into a revine. While I was in the hospital, a glorious man of God came and visited and handed me a Bible and a bowl of ice cream. He taught me to pray to Jesus, and then, the next day, I was healed physically, mentally, spiritually, and sexually. I decided right then to give myself to Jesus.

Yours in Fellowship,
Rev. Hal

I got a bowl of ice cream when I got my tonsils out as a little kid. Don't remember nothin bout no ski lift whatever in the heck that is.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello All

Hello Brothers and Sisters in Salvation,

My name is Rev. Hal Stevenson. You youngsters can simply call me Rev. Hal. I am the retired pastor of a small congregation known as Mt. Zion Church of the Holy Resurrection in Crawdad Creek, Maine.

My favorite Bible verse is Ezekiel 25:17. I am determined to calling out false Christians and exposing the true Word of God and leading anyone I can to paradise.

I found Jesus when I was 13 years old. I was walking down the street when I fell off a ski-lift and tumbled into a revine. While I was in the hospital, a glorious man of God came and visited and handed me a Bible and a bowl of ice cream. He taught me to pray to Jesus, and then, the next day, I was healed physically, mentally, spiritually, and sexually. I decided right then to give myself to Jesus.

Yours in Fellowship,
Rev. Hal

You have ski-lifts on the streets in Maine?

[Rev. Hal Stevenson]

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My apologies, everyone. This is my first day on the internet. My grandson just showed me this website.

I misspoke. I accidentally combined two sentences.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly forum! And welcome to the Internet. It took me some time to get used to it, but the Internet is actually quite great. It allows me to beat sinners without my hands getting hurt.

[MitzaLizalor]

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My apologies, everyone. This is my first day on the internet. My grandson just showed me this website.

I misspoke. I accidentally combined two sentences.

which 2 sentences?

[LordHaveMercy]

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Welcome Reverend Hal! I too, am living in Maine currently, it's mostly a Blessed place to be, although the cities can be Sinpots of the Hellbound.

What is your favorite Bible verse?

[WinnerNotSinner]

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Welcome, Reverend. So nice to meet you, why not upload a picture of yourself?

How many sons has your wife bore for Jesus?

[Rev. Hal Stevenson]

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which 2 sentences?

Woman, I was moved by the Holy Spirit. Speak when spoken to.

[Talitha]

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Woman, I was moved by the Holy Spirit. Speak when spoken to.

Friend, you are presently out guest here.
Please look at what is written under your name, then look at what is under the good Sister's name.
Yes, friend. Until you are proven otherwise you will treat all of our members with respect.
I was also confused by your initial blatherings. What has a Ski Lift to do with walking down the street?
Skiing is the work of Satan. If the good Lord had meant us to walk on sticks then he would have created us that way.

In the meantime, welcome to our Forums.

[Raimund]

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Woman, I was moved by the Holy Spirit. Speak when spoken to.

Talitha has made a good point to you rev uncle/daddy, you need to respect the members here, if you need reference other than the Bible, feel free to read my posts so that you can see how a decent repecting man speaks to the members, (women esspecially), on this forum. I for one do not believe that you are a man of God, I believe that you are trying to bushwack the members and mods here, but that's OK, you will be tested just everyone else that pretends to be Godly on this forum, remember this, while they hit you with verses that are implanted in their memories, you will be running your fingers down to the bone on the internet and getting paper cuts from thumbing through the Bible as fast as you can to keep up your act, and try to stay up to speed, personally, I think this is going to be a very show watching the members slice you to bits, the women in particular, good luck rev uncle/daddy, your gonna need it.....

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Woman, I was moved by the Holy Spirit. Speak when spoken to.

"For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus. For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ. There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus. And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise." Galatians 3:26-29

Remember friend, we are all here because of our love for the Lord.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Woman, I was moved by the Holy Spirit. Speak when spoken to.

Thank you for speaking to me. Which two sentences did you combine?
(1) I was walking down the street when
(2) ..I fell off a ski-lift and tumbled into a revine.
or
(1) I was walking down the street when I fell off a ski-lift and..
(2) tumbled into a revine.

there seems to be something missing in the middle, and I would like to know how to respond appropriately to your post.

[Rev. Hal Stevenson]

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Talitha has made a good point to you rev uncle/daddy, you need to respect the members here, if you need reference other than the Bible, feel free to read my posts so that you can see how a decent repecting man speaks to the members, (women esspecially), on this forum. I for one do not believe that you are a man of God, I believe that you are trying to bushwack the members and mods here, but that's OK, you will be tested just everyone else that pretends to be Godly on this forum, remember this, while they hit you with verses that are implanted in their memories, you will be running your fingers down to the bone on the internet and getting paper cuts from thumbing through the Bible as fast as you can to keep up your act, and try to stay up to speed, personally, I think this is going to be a very show watching the members slice you to bits, the women in particular, good luck rev uncle/daddy, your gonna need it.....

It's okay, sonny. There's no reason to give yourself points like some sort of wise man giving a premonition of hellfire to come. I'm as much as a reverend as Landover is a real church. I'll let you decipher what that means.

[Raimund]

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It's okay, sonny. There's no reason to give yourself points like some sort of wise man giving a premonition of hellfire to come. I'm as much as a reverend as Landover is a real church. I'll let you decipher what that means.

It's Ok Rev, I take back the uncle/daddy remark, can I call you Hal??, I always jump to the defence of a woman, although, the women here really hold their ground quite well, as you see, but anways, those nice people came last night and gave me my weekly shot of what ever it is, and today I feel like a normal again, but Fridays & Saturdays, right before I get my shot, I'm not myself, I don't know who I am, but I do know that I am not Michael Jackson, thank God.