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  • kquidas
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    • Oct 2010
    • 3
    #1

    Hello

    Hello Fellow christians i am new these forums and just wanted to introduce myself. Excuse my lack or gramma for i have carpal tunnel because of frequent masterbation and cybering online. I feel like i need some strict brothers and sisters and some hellfire preaching to help steer me into the right direction for my goal is to do a complete turn around.
    Thank you
    Keith
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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22380
      #2
      Re: Hello

      Welcome to our friendly forum. I imagine it is hard typing on a sticky keyboard.

      What is your age?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • kquidas
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          • Oct 2010
          • 3
          #3
          Re: Hello

          I am 24. And yes my hands are a bit sticky you know what that stickiness is, it is sin and my hands are sticky to remind me that i have sinned against God. And shall i not repent i will forever burn in the eternal flame.

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            • Brother Harold Porter
              Landover Senior Outreach
              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 8236
              #4
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by kquidas View Post
              I am 24. And yes my hands are a bit sticky you know what that stickiness is, it is sin and my hands are sticky to remind me that i have sinned against God. And shall i not repent i will forever burn in the eternal flame.
              And are you repenting from spewing on your monitor?

              I welcome you to God's favorite forum if you are sincere in your repentance. Has the masturbation ceased? Do you sleep without lustful thoughts? Do you love Jesus?

              In Christ!
              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                • kquidas
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                  • Oct 2010
                  • 3
                  #5
                  Re: Hello

                  Yes sir i do the frequent masterbation has ceased at one time in my life i thought masterbating for jesus was ok but not i have learned the error of my ways, i would sit and look at rennaissance pictures of him and mother mary naked because i had a freak habit, but then i realized the closest thing to the truth is a lie. And the only truth that exist is in the good book and im ready to live my life for jesus.

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                    • Lisa H
                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 5070
                      #6
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by kquidas View Post
                      I am 24. And yes my hands are a bit sticky you know what that stickiness is, it is sin and my hands are sticky to remind me that i have sinned against God. And shall i not repent i will forever burn in the eternal flame.
                      If you are having uncontrollably masturbation causing you to offend, then cut it off.

                      Mark 9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Raimund
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 182
                          #7
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by kquidas View Post
                          Hello Fellow christians i am new these forums and just wanted to introduce myself. Excuse my lack or gramma for i have carpal tunnel because of frequent masterbation and cybering online. I feel like i need some strict brothers and sisters and some hellfire preaching to help steer me into the right direction for my goal is to do a complete turn around.
                          Thank you
                          Keith
                          Admitting to jerking off all the time is an admittance to the fact that you've never had any, (a woman that is), in this case I would have to say that, your continuation of this act will lead you down the path of aggressive sexual behavior towards helpless woman, and children, and maybe even small animals, my reconmendation is this: steal $20 from your mommy's purse, go downtown and find an aids infected prostitute, and get laid without a condom, and hopefully the lives you will be saving later from the horrors of rape will have a better chance at enjoying the world.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by kquidas View Post
                              Hello Fellow christians i am new these forums and just wanted to introduce myself. Excuse my lack or gramma for i have carpal tunnel because of frequent masterbation and cybering online. I feel like i need some strict brothers and sisters and some hellfire preaching to help steer me into the right direction for my goal is to do a complete turn around.
                              Thank you
                              Keith
                              What church do you attend, Keith? Please tell us about the path you've trodden to Salvation.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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