Hello children of the cosmos

[Mr Pelican]

I am Mr Pelican, just giving a little introduction about myself.
I am an atheist, losing my faith was the best thing that has ever happened to me. I joined this board to have some intellectual discussions with my fellow children of the universe about our existence and possible higher powers. I habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes which are great for slowing the growth of brain cancer, expanding your thinking capacity to the vast reaches of space, slowing the onset of alzheimers and dementia and much more. I wish you all the best of luck on your journey through life and what may follow afterward. I have read through the bible several times as I was raised roman catholic, but when I was around 13 I started to think about god and realised that his existence is illogical and fallacious.
Please feel free to introduce yourselves.

[Mr Pelican]

Re: Hello children of the cosmos

Don't be afraid to add me to your friend list

why is this fellow stuck in a jar?

[Raimund]

Re: Hello children of the cosmos

I am Mr Pelican, just giving a little introduction about myself.
I am an atheist, losing my faith was the best thing that has ever happened to me. I joined this board to have some intellectual discussions with my fellow children of the universe about our existence and possible higher powers. I habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes which are great for slowing the growth of brain cancer, expanding your thinking capacity to the vast reaches of space, slowing the onset of alzheimers and dementia and much more. I wish you all the best of luck on your journey through life and what may follow afterward. I have read through the bible several times as I was raised roman catholic, but when I was around 13 I started to think about god and realised that his existence is illogical and fallacious.
Please feel free to introduce yourselves.

I just saw you on TV, my woman is watching the original "Flipper" movie at this moment, here in German, you know Flipper, and his pelican friend. Anyways, I always believed that silly nonsense about the retard sticks when I was smoking them, boy am I glad I got wise to all those corny excuses for smoking the retard sticks, I hope you too will see the correct way in your life, and welcome to "God's" favorite forum.

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Re: Hello children of the cosmos

I am Mr Pelican, just giving a little introduction about myself.
I am an atheist, losing my faith was the best thing that has ever happened to me. I joined this board to have some intellectual discussions with my fellow children of the universe about our existence and possible higher powers. I habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes which are great for slowing the growth of brain cancer, expanding your thinking capacity to the vast reaches of space, slowing the onset of alzheimers and dementia and much more. I wish you all the best of luck on your journey through life and what may follow afterward. I have read through the bible several times as I was raised roman catholic, but when I was around 13 I started to think about god and realised that his existence is illogical and fallacious.
Please feel free to introduce yourselves.

You consider going to Hell as the best thing that is ever going to happen to you? Are you some kind of masochist? Do you like the feeling of being burned alive? It's clear to me that those marijuana cigarettes have damaged your brain. Did you start to find the existence of God illogical around the same time that you started smoking the Weed of Satan? Or did you start smoking as a way to escape the trauma inflicted by your cathlick priest? Why not just drink alcohol all the time? That's how the Irish cope with it.

I too wish you a good journey in the afterlife - that's why I want you to repent your sins and stop being a dope-smoking hippie-atheist so that you can gain access to Heaven.

Revelation 22:14-15
Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city. For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie

[Mr Pelican]

Re: Hello children of the cosmos

You consider going to Hell as the best thing that is ever going to happen to you? Are you some kind of masochist? Do you like the feeling of being burned alive? It's clear to me that those marijuana cigarettes have damaged your brain. Did you start to find the existence of God illogical around the same time that you started smoking the Weed of Satan? Or did you start smoking as a way to escape the trauma inflicted by your cathlick priest? Why not just drink alcohol all the time? That's how the Irish cope with it.

I too wish you a good journey in the afterlife - that's why I want you to repent your sins and stop being a dope-smoking hippie-atheist so that you can gain access to Heaven.

I'm positive that I am not going to either heaven or hell, or limbo for that matter. It was a very long time after I became atheist that I started smoking reefer, it was out of curiosity that I started smoking. Can't say I have ever been traumatized by any kind of priest. You should try smoking the herb, god made it after all

[Mr Pelican]

Re: Hello children of the cosmos

I just saw you on TV, my woman is watching the original "Flipper" movie at this moment, here in German, you know Flipper, and his pelican friend. Anyways, I always believed that silly nonsense about the retard sticks when I was smoking them, boy am I glad I got wise to all those corny excuses for smoking the retard sticks, I hope you too will see the correct way in your life, and welcome to "God's" favorite forum.

I don't understand, I have never starred in a feature length film. As for the issues regarding cannabis, have a good read of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_cannabis

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Re: Hello children of the cosmos

I'm positive that I am not going to either heaven or hell, or limbo for that matter. It was a very long time after I became atheist that I started smoking reefer, it was out of curiosity that I started smoking. Can't say I have ever been traumatized by any kind of priest. You should try smoking the herb, god made it after all

There was a time before I was saved where all I did was to smoke reefer and fornicate with sluts. It was the darkest period of my life. I felt horrible all the time and it was first when my Father beat the Faith back into me in accordance with the KJV:

Proverbs 23:13-14
Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

that I realized how awful life as an dope smoking atheist really is. Perhaps you should try to convince your father to beat you with a rod. If he loves you, he will do it:

Proverbs 13:24
He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes

[Butch Dickerson]

Re: Hello children of the cosmos

I am Mr Pelican, just giving a little introduction about myself.
I am an atheist, losing my faith was the best thing that has ever happened to me. I joined this board to have some intellectual discussions with my fellow children of the universe about our existence and possible higher powers. Blah blah blah Please feel free to introduce yourselves.

You call that an introduction?
It was like wandering into the Mens' public bathroom and asking everyone to admire the scars of your sex change. Loss of Faith and loss of gonads are akin; and thus loathsome to the righteous.

Atheism is a self-inflicted spiritual castration.

Your loss of Faith is why the Lord brought YOU here.
Seems you lost some humility too.
Best you sit at the feet of the righteous and listen .You are here cause you are close to burning in Hell you avian hippie.
Put down the joint, drop the remote control, and reject that bag of munchies.
Pray to the Holy Spirit that you gets your balls back before your soul becomes asomatous.
Or else >>>>

[Raimund]

Re: Hello children of the cosmos

I'm positive that I am not going to either heaven or hell, or limbo for that matter. It was a very long time after I became atheist that I started smoking reefer, it was out of curiosity that I started smoking. Can't say I have ever been traumatized by any kind of priest. You should try smoking the herb, god made it after all

God also made poison ivy, is it OK to roll around in it??

[Mr Pelican]

Re: Hello children of the cosmos

You call that an introduction?
It was like wandering into the Mens' public bathroom and asking everyone to admire the scars of your sex change. Loss of Faith and loss of gonads are akin; and thus loathsome to the righteous.

Atheism is a self-inflicted spiritual castration.

Your loss of Faith is why the Lord brought YOU here.
Seems you gained some humility too.
Best you sit at the feet of the righteous and listen .You are here cause you are close to burning in Hell you avian hippie.
Put down the joint, drop the remote control, and reject that bag of munchies.
Pray to the Holy Spirit you gets your balls back.
Or else >>>>

I sense that you're angry with me, Butch. I still have my testicles and they're working just fine, thanks for your interest. I would appreciate it if you were a little more tolerant and supportive, doesn't the bible say love one another? Please love me. Why would I reject food anyway? People need food to live, Butch.

[Raimund]

Re: Hello children of the cosmos

I don't understand, I have never starred in a feature length film. As for the issues regarding cannabis, have a good read of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_cannabis

I know all about the medical benifits of cannabis, more than you I'm sure, but I doubt very seriously that you need it for medical reasons, or you would have already mentioned it, or may have not even brought this topic up, because people that are sick don't bring up things like this, they respect their medications and are responsable, (as a rule).

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello children of the cosmos

I am Mr Pelican, just giving a little introduction about myself.
I am an atheist, losing my faith was the best thing that has ever happened to me. I joined this board to have some intellectual discussions with my fellow children of the universe about our existence and possible higher powers. I habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes which are great for slowing the growth of brain cancer, expanding your thinking capacity to the vast reaches of space, slowing the onset of alzheimers and dementia and much more. I wish you all the best of luck on your journey through life and what may follow afterward. I have read through the bible several times as I was raised roman catholic, but when I was around 13 I started to think about god and realised that his existence is illogical and fallacious.
Please feel free to introduce yourselves.

Son, what is your purpose for being here? You know this is a Baptist website, chock full of True Christians(tm)? From what I can tell, it is to troll and cause trouble. If so, you can either leave or be removed.

We are a peaceful, loving group that loves to revel in Gods thick warmth. We talk about timely issues affecting those that love Jesus with an unbelievable passion.

[Mr Pelican]

Re: Hello children of the cosmos

Son, what is your purpose for being here? You know this is a Baptist website, chock full of True Christians™? From what I can tell, it is to troll and cause trouble. If so, you can either leave or be removed.

We are a peaceful, loving group that loves to revel in Gods thick warmth. We talk about timely issues affecting those that love Jesus with an unbelievable passion.

did you actually read what I wrote, my purpose for being here is to partake in intellectual discussions about life, death and everything in between. I have no intention of trolling but please understand that I have a great sense of humour.

[Butch Dickerson]

Re: Hello children of the cosmos

I sense that you're angry with me, Butch. I still have my testicles and they're working just fine, thanks for your interest. I would appreciate it if you were a little more tolerant and supportive, doesn't the bible say love one another? Please love me.

Well, Pelican, that sounds like a typical "conversational request" at a gay rest stop.
You trolling for homos?
You keep smokin' pot bird-boy, and begging for slinky intros; and you are likely to find yourself bottoms up in Hells' alley... waiting to be punished.
Or is it you like to be punished---- fast, and hard? You lookin' to get your "sense of humor" adjusted?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello children of the cosmos

did you actually read what I wrote, my purpose for being here is to partake in intellectual discussions about life, death and everything in between. I have no intention of trolling but please understand that I have a great sense of humour.

God is not funny, not one bit.

Tell me, being you hate baby Jesus, wht could we discuss?