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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453
    #16
    Re: Well, Hi there

    Originally posted by Geoffman View Post
    I think my real reason for being here is because I want to explore Christianity, see what God "has to offer" for lack of a better phrase, and yes, hopefully, become one with the Lord.
    Well, being a True Christian™ has many benefits and only a few restrictions.
    1 - The Biggie! You get to go to Heaven for Eternity and be loved and be happy Vs. going to Hell, being constantly raped, having your rectum torn wide open and suffering the sulfurous fumes of the Devils breath.
    2 - You get to be better than everyone else.
    3 - You do not have to make any choices in life - You follow the what the Bible tells you to do without deviation Vs. Having to decide every little thing and suffer the consequences for mistakes. True Christians™ do not make any mistakes.

    There is a whole lot more but those are the main reasons. More than enough if you ask me!
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Halleluyah Rob
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2010
        • 353
        #17
        Re: Well, Hi there

        Originally posted by Geoffman View Post
        I think my real reason for being here is because I want to explore Christianity, see what God "has to offer" for lack of a better phrase, and yes, hopefully, become one with the Lord.

        What God has to offer..? You're alive aren't you? Everything you are and have ever perceived is a gift from the Lord, he has EVERYTHING to offer because he is the creator of all.

        Now it's up to you to show your gratitude and fulfill his will; all that is contained in the holy King James Bible. A True Christian's job is to base his or her's life on the book, ultimately being the perfect person.

        Failure to do so results in eternal damnation where Satan will repeatedly sodomize you for all eternity. So get crackin'!

        John 3:36 - He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070
            #18
            Re: Well, Hi there

            Originally posted by Geoffman View Post
            Hey, I'm...not called Geoff.
            Basically, I am "Unsaved trash" who wishes to be enlightened by you wonderful True Christians and the lord Jesus Christ.
            I probably do a lot of things that you consider the acts of a satan follower, but, like I said, I'm undecided on whether God is real, or it's just a big story book that some bloke with a beard wrote when he got bored one day...
            Anyway, say what you wish, I'm just here to have conversations and basically talk to True Christians, see why they turned to God when they did, that kind of thing.
            I hope to speak to some of you soon
            Welcome to you who is not called Geoff.

            If your name is not Geoff then what is your name.

            God is real and there is no doubt. Just read the Bible and you will see for yourself.

            Also you have not used the correct Bible for your Quote. You should be using the Kings James 1611.

            Philippians 3:15 Let us therefore, as many as be perfect, be thus minded: and if in any thing ye be otherwise minded, God shall reveal even this unto you.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Geoffman
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Nov 2010
                • 12
                #19
                Re: Well, Hi there

                Hi Lisa My real name is James, nice to meet you
                Ah, I shall rectify that mistake right away, thank you for pointing that out.
                And Thank you to everyone else who has given me kind words of welcome and support
                Let us therefore, as many as be perfect, be thus minded: and if in any thing ye be otherwise minded, God shall reveal even this unto you. Philippians 3:15

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