Well, Hi there

[Geoffman]

Hey, I'm...not called Geoff.
Basically, I am "Unsaved trash" who wishes to be enlightened by you wonderful True Christians and the lord Jesus Christ.
I probably do a lot of things that you consider the acts of a satan follower, but, like I said, I'm undecided on whether God is real, or it's just a big story book that some bloke with a beard wrote when he got bored one day...
Anyway, say what you wish, I'm just here to have conversations and basically talk to True Christians, see why they turned to God when they did, that kind of thing.
I hope to speak to some of you soon

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hey, I'm...not called Geoff.
Basically, I am "Unsaved trash" who wishes to be enlightened by you wonderful True Christians and the lord Jesus Christ.
I probably do a lot of things that you consider the acts of a satan follower, but, like I said, I'm undecided on whether God is real, or it's just a big story book that some bloke with a beard wrote when he got bored one day...
Anyway, say what you wish, I'm just here to have conversations and basically talk to True Christians, see why they turned to God when they did, that kind of thing.
I hope to speak to some of you soon

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[Geoffman]

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Ah..thanks for the...warm welcome

[Raimund]

Re: Well, Hi there

Hey, I'm...not called Geoff.
Basically, I am "Unsaved trash" who wishes to be enlightened by you wonderful True Christians and the lord Jesus Christ.
I probably do a lot of things that you consider the acts of a satan follower, but, like I said, I'm undecided on whether God is real, or it's just a big story book that some bloke with a beard wrote when he got bored one day...
Anyway, say what you wish, I'm just here to have conversations and basically talk to True Christians, see why they turned to God when they did, that kind of thing.
I hope to speak to some of you soon

Well hi there back to you, nice that you made it here.

Psalm 92:6
Senseless people do not know, fools do not understand,

Psalm 94:8
Take notice, you senseless ones among the people; you fools, when will you become wise?

Psalm 107:17
Some became fools through their rebellious ways and suffered affliction because of their iniquities.

Proverbs 1:7
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

Proverbs 3:35
The wise inherit honor, but fools get only shame.

From one "Unsaved trash" to another, thank you for the wonderful conversation.

[James Hutchins]

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Ah..thanks for the...warm welcome

Speaking for Landover, you are more than welcome. It would of been nice if your welcome was a little more positive too.
Son, what is your real reason for being here? Is it to become one with the Lord, to feel His love coursing through your veins or is it to feebly attempt to mock the majesty of God?

[Geoffman]

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I think my real reason for being here is because I want to explore Christianity, see what God "has to offer" for lack of a better phrase, and yes, hopefully, become one with the Lord.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I think my real reason for being here is because I want to explore Christianity, [...]

Have you been deprived of the wisdom of The Gospels? Do you come from a God-forsaken heathen land like UK, Canada or Bangladesh? Are you a Catholic (they know nothing about Christianity)?

Apart for the Gift of Salvation(tm), which area would you like to explore? Miracles? Biblical Justice? The Road to a Theocracy? The Life and times of Paul? Or Fig trees - a curse of a blessing?

[Geoffman]

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Yes, unfortunately, I have been deprived of the wisdom of the Gospels, and I live in the god-forsaken land of the UK :/
As for what area I would like to explore, I'mk thinking..Biblical Justice

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

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I think my real reason for being here is because I want to explore Christianity, see what God "has to offer" for lack of a better phrase, and yes, hopefully, become one with the Lord.

The best reason to go with God is that if you don't you will burn in Hell for all eternity. There are many other reasons, but that is the best one.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Geoffman]

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Yes, that's a good point well made Cindy Lou I don't really want to become a satan worshipper or burn in hell, thank you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I think my real reason for being here is because I want to explore Christianity, see what God "has to offer" for lack of a better phrase, and yes, hopefully, become one with the Lord.

I do find it interesting when people like you "shop" for a religion as though it's a political party or a new pair of shoes.

Religion isn't about what a deity can do for you, or what fits you best; it's about which religion is true.

Pastafarianism offers an afterlife of strippers and beer. I imagine some would consider that better than an afterlife of praising and serving God incessantly.

However, Pastafarianism isn't true; it's a cult. Christianity is true. Only one religion of all can be true, and Christianity is it.

Failure to be Christian means failure to enter Heaven. Only one alternative: An eternity being tortured in God's Lake of Fire.

[Geoffman]

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Okay, I think I chose a completely wrong way of saying what I meant, I apologise for any confusion.
I didn't really mean it as I'm looking through a few, finding out which is best, more that I didn't have a religious upbringing, and now I'm maturing, so to speak, I want to be able to be "saved" as it were, become Christian, and serve God. That's more like what I meant.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: Well, Hi there

I think my real reason for being here is because I want to explore Christianity, see what God "has to offer" for lack of a better phrase, and yes, hopefully, become one with the Lord.

If you wanna explore new things, take a trip to the Amazon Rainforrest or get a divers certificate. Christianity is not a turist attraction you can explore and then leave if you don't feel it fits you to perfection. This is a very important moment for you. Either you accept The Lord or you don't, the choice is yours.
To put it very simple: HEAVEN or HELL - What do you choose??

Yes, unfortunately, I have been deprived of the wisdom of the Gospels, and I live in the god-forsaken land of the UK :/
As for what area I would like to explore, I'mk thinking..Biblical Justice

You will learn much more about Biblical Justice when you die. Of course the verdict you will recieve in "God's courtroom" depends on what choice you make right now.

[Geoffman]

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Alright, as you've been so blunt - I chose to accept the Lord.
Is that direct enough for you?

[LordHaveMercy]

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Well, knowing you want to be Saved is the First Step! Congratulations!

It is vey hard to feel The Word through the internet, so you should start by reading the Bible. But not just any old Bible! You need to find the One True version of the Book, unsullied by "modernization", "interpretation", "spelling" or any of that secular bushwah, you need to lay your hands on the King James Version 1611, which is the ONLY Bible that reflects God's True, Unadulterated, Undiluted Word.

Grab one copy and get crackin'! Read up, educate yourself, and then I pray that you fill feel the Lord's Goodness filling you up like a Holy Ring-Ding!

In The LORD's name!