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Praise the Lord, I am so happy to find this forum! It was only a year ago that I turned around my heathen ways and threw myself into the welcoming arms of Jesus. As a newly found woman of the Lord, I hope to use this website to help me maximize my worship and become more efficient in my praise. I also hope to find a good Christian man to be my husband to raise a family in God's name.
Recently, I decided to try to find an online community to share my intense love of Christ since I find the churches here in the Appalachian Mountains to be too liberal for my standards. How shocked I was to find so many Commies parading around these Internets, pretending to be Christians! In one forum, I was even told that Jesus wanted me to love gays, coloreds, and other perverted scum! I put on my caps lock and told them in no uncertain terms that they were all going to Hell in a shower of sparks and I hoped I could be there to point and laugh when it happens! Then I made 10 consecutive posts, each containing the lyrics to some of my favorite hymns. I hope that taught them the errors of their ways.
It was in a pool of my own vomit in the drunk tank of the county jail that I found Jesus. My life was turned around just like that. It seemed as though one minute I was at the local bar dancing, pressing my young firm body against the body of a female companion in rhythm to the pulsating devil's music pounding in my ears. Then the next minute I was on my knees in front of a preacher, begging for forgiveness from the Lord.
I hope I have found my online home here. Since I am new at this (and of course, since I'm but a stupid woman), please direct me in the ways of your fellowship if I should ever run against the rules. After this post, I will try to only speak when necessary because I know that is a woman's place.
Thank you for reading my post.
Recently, I decided to try to find an online community to share my intense love of Christ since I find the churches here in the Appalachian Mountains to be too liberal for my standards. How shocked I was to find so many Commies parading around these Internets, pretending to be Christians! In one forum, I was even told that Jesus wanted me to love gays, coloreds, and other perverted scum! I put on my caps lock and told them in no uncertain terms that they were all going to Hell in a shower of sparks and I hoped I could be there to point and laugh when it happens! Then I made 10 consecutive posts, each containing the lyrics to some of my favorite hymns. I hope that taught them the errors of their ways.
It was in a pool of my own vomit in the drunk tank of the county jail that I found Jesus. My life was turned around just like that. It seemed as though one minute I was at the local bar dancing, pressing my young firm body against the body of a female companion in rhythm to the pulsating devil's music pounding in my ears. Then the next minute I was on my knees in front of a preacher, begging for forgiveness from the Lord.
I hope I have found my online home here. Since I am new at this (and of course, since I'm but a stupid woman), please direct me in the ways of your fellowship if I should ever run against the rules. After this post, I will try to only speak when necessary because I know that is a woman's place.
Thank you for reading my post.
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Praise Jesus and welcome aboard. You're probably best off ignoring everything Seeker has to say, she's a drunk harlot with rocks in her head. Otherwise, welcome, and I hope you learn a lot during your time here. You seem to have the right attitude, anyway. What's your favorite Bible verse?
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