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  • #1

    Hi

    I am The Earthling, I hope to enjoy your forum.
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    Re: Hi

    Originally posted by The Earthling View Post
    I am The Earthling, I hope to enjoy your forum.
    Hi, I am the Cranky Old Man, and I hope you aren't crazy.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #3
      Re: Hi

      With a name like Earthling I think he might be crazy.

      Earthling tell us a bit about yourself, where you come from and why you are here.
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      Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
      so a fool returneth to his folly

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      • #4
        Re: Hi

        At least he's an Earthling, not a Martian.

        They're scary.

        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #5
          Re: Hi

          Give me 5 good reasons why I shouldn't ban you here and now for being a godmocking troll.
          Last edited by Felicity; 11-12-2010, 09:34 AM. Reason: Typo
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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