Hello my Name is Anyiana

[Anyiana H.]

Hello my Name is Anyiana,

i came to this Forum because i have a question. If i ask my Brothers they will kick me in the face. My question is about homosexuals. I have driving lessons with a driving-instructor. The man who is my teacher, he told me while a lesson that he likes men. My problem is that he smells very bad. Please excuse me to say it, but he is farting all the time. My Brothers told me that Gays can not stop farts because their anus is extended. Is that true?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello my Name is Anyiana

Hello my Name is Anyiana,

i came to this Forum because i have a question. If i ask my Brothers they will kick me in the face. My question is about homosexuals. I have driving lessons with a driving-instructor. The man who is my teacher, he told me while a lesson that he likes men. My problem is that he smells very bad. Please excuse me to say it, but he is farting all the time. My Brothers told me that Gays can not stop farts because their anus is extended. Is that true?

Yes. Chronic rectumosis is very common in the queer. The anus is designed by God to retain fecal matter and dilate only very briefly to evacuate the bowels; not sustained stretching and constant chafing during filthy gay sex.

The only cure is a rectumectomy and a permanent colostomy. And he is Hell bound.

In Christ

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello my Name is Anyiana

Read this thread for more information on the abomination that is gay anal sex.

[Anyiana H.]

Re: Hello my Name is Anyiana

He dont even allow me to turn down the window, so that i can get fresh air.

[landoverlover]

Re: Hello my Name is Anyiana

Hello my Name is Anyiana,

i came to this Forum because i have a question. If i ask my Brothers they will kick me in the face. My question is about homosexuals. I have driving lessons with a driving-instructor. The man who is my teacher, he told me while a lesson that he likes men. My problem is that he smells very bad. Please excuse me to say it, but he is farting all the time. My Brothers told me that Gays can not stop farts because their anus is extended. Is that true?

I don't want to be graphic here, but considering that the gay sex involves smelly live animals, and objects with the circumference of a large Folger's coffee can, the resulting cavity size can cause a wind-tunnel effect, creating olfactory devastation in a wide area. In a car with the windows up, it could literally kill you.

[Master Gordon]

Re: Hello my Name is Anyiana

He dont even allow me to turn down the window, so that i can get fresh air.

You poor child I would suggest you seek out the services of a good Christian run driving school.

[Anyiana H.]

Re: Hello my Name is Anyiana

You poor child I would suggest you seek out the services of a good Christian run driving school.

That is not possible
The driving instructor is a Friend of my Father.

[Anyiana H.]

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I have to be in bed when my Brothers come home. I now say Goodbye, tomorrow i may be back here. BB

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Hello dear.

Maybe your brothers are joking with you and your instructor isn't a homersexual. The smell might be an indirect result of you being behind the wheel. Lets face it, driving is hard for us! It's probably scary for him when you get into situations like this:



Don't feel too bad though dear. I don't even trust myself on a bicycle.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Hello my Name is Anyiana

That is not possible
The driving instructor is a Friend of my Father.

That homer driving instructor would certainly be no friend of God! God is The Father.

Are you instead talking about the man who provided seed for procreation?

Why does he have friends that are homers? Did they meet in some sleazy gay bar? Has your dad caught The Gay too? Is he thinking more about his anal pleasures than having concern for YOU?

YIC

Phebe Carlyle

[Master Gordon]

Re: Hello my Name is Anyiana

That is not possible
The driving instructor is a Friend of my Father.

Child God has an answer for everything in his word, if your father is causing you to go against the word of God you should deliver him up to the elders of the church for punishment, Matthew told us that in his Gospel:

Matthew 10:21 And the brother shall deliuer vp the brother to death, and the father the childe: and the children shall rise vp against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello my Name is Anyiana

Hello my Name is Anyiana,

i came to this Forum because i have a question. If i ask my Brothers they will kick me in the face. My question is about homosexuals. I have driving lessons with a driving-instructor. The man who is my teacher, he told me while a lesson that he likes men. My problem is that he smells very bad. Please excuse me to say it, but he is farting all the time. My Brothers told me that Gays can not stop farts because their anus is extended. Is that true?

Are you a mudslime girl? Please tell us about yourself, so we can Pray to get satan out of your cooter.