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  • death_him_self
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    Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    I don't know why, friend. Mine is not to ask God why He created some people thusly. My lot in life is to obey God without question or he'll send me to hell.
    and send you i shall

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  • DerpHurr
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    Mm? What lies?

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  • Levi Jones
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    Originally posted by villainy View Post
    I know what feels right. I have heard the words of god and I know, beyond a doubt that I am right in asserting homosexuality is just as accepted by god as heterosexuality.
    Congratulations for making God up as you go along. How do you know that is the voice of God speaking to you? How do you know it isn't Satan whispering lies in your ear?

    Originally posted by villainy View Post
    Who are you to defend the words of man over the words of our god which lives within all of us? should I not take the his whispers to my heart over the petty writings of ancient men?
    Oh that's right, you feel it in your "heart".
    Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

    You are a false prophet who has been led into believing you are God and you know better than God does.
    Matthew 24:23-24 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.
    For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

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  • villainy
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    A child can only be conceived between a man and a woman?
    Well, that really changes my whole perception of jesus' birth, your saying Mary wasn't a virgin?

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  • Levi Jones
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    Originally posted by villainy View Post
    Why is god wrathful if he's created sinners?
    what I mean is, if he sends people to sin and bring the destruction of his holy wrath, why does he have the wrath in the first place? it's not because of sinners because he is the one who made them..
    I don't know why, friend. Mine is not to ask God why He created some people thusly. My lot in life is to obey God without question or he'll send me to hell.

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  • death_him_self
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    just sain
    Originally posted by Master Gordon View Post
    Friend no you can't that is silly, an egg cannot fertilize an egg and a sperm can't fertilize a sperm
    but it can with tools if you got your head out of your ass maybe you would see the world as it is not as a prest raping small boys in the quire kind of world]
    and ass your god you will burn ih hell for not opening your eyes

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  • Imam Rashik
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    Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

    Originally posted by DerpHurr View Post
    Ha! I'm not a guy, you know that right? Says at the beginning of the thread that my name is Shana.

    I'm a girl. I'm pansexual, though I said bisexual before, because I doubted you would understand what that sexuality even was.

    I'm very much a girl, who happens to be slightly more attracted to other girls, due to experiance, of course.
    Why are you telling lies now about you sexual preference. Is this because you are suffering delusions.

    SURA 26.
    185. They said: You are only of those deluded;
    186. And you are naught but a mortal like ourselves, and we know you to be certainly of the liars.

    221. Shall I inform you [of him] upon whom the Shaitans descend?
    222. They descend upon every lying, sinful one,
    223. They incline their ears, and most of them are liars.
    224. And as to the poets, those who go astray follow them.

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  • DerpHurr
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    I would never be with both a man and a woman at the same time. That's called cheating, which is often frowned upon.

    And it's called sperm doners, test tube babies, etc. You're very misinformed.

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  • villainy
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    What it really comes down to is, you people can quote the bible until the cows come home, but the bible was written by man. Men who heard the words of god and acted as his vessel, but men all the same. We too are men, and we too can hear the word of god. I know what feels right. I have heard the words of god and I know, beyond a doubt that I am right in asserting homosexuality is just as accepted by god as heterosexuality. Who are you to defend the words of man over the words of our god which lives within all of us? should I not take the his whispers to my heart over the petty writings of ancient men?

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  • Master Gordon
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    Originally posted by DerpHurr View Post
    Ha! I'm not a guy, you know that right? Says at the beginning of the thread that my name is Shana.

    I'm a girl. I'm pansexual, though I said bisexual before, because I doubted you would understand what that sexuality even was.

    I'm very much a girl, who happens to be slightly more attracted to other girls, due to experiance, of course.
    I will pray for you and ask God to drive the idiot demons out of you head

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  • Longcatislong
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    Originally posted by Longcatislong View Post
    Derp herp (shana) is my wife. she's not a man. wow guys.

    also I'm a girl too.
    so what?
    I meant derphurr. oopsies

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  • Master Gordon
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    Originally posted by DerpHurr View Post
    With today's technology, you can totally have a child between two men or two women.

    I love technology. Makes life good. Besides, I don't want children, at any rate. And I would rather live happily for the rest of my life with a woman, then accept such skewed views.
    Friend no you can't that is silly, an egg cannot fertilize an egg and a sperm can't fertilize a sperm

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  • death_him_self
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    piss be apon it? hell it was a better book then your crap allthough miss read and abused it was better

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  • Longcatislong
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    Derp herp (shana) is my wife. she's not a man. wow guys.

    also I'm a girl too.
    so what?

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  • DerpHurr
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    Ha! I'm not a guy, you know that right? Says at the beginning of the thread that my name is Shana.

    I'm a girl. I'm pansexual, though I said bisexual before, because I doubted you would understand what that sexuality even was.

    I'm very much a girl, who happens to be slightly more attracted to other girls, due to experiance, of course.

    Leave a comment:

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