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  • #16
    Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

    Originally posted by DerpHurr View Post
    Nothing is normal. We're all different.

    I should also add that I'm pretty young, only a teenager. I doubt I've committed some grave sin to have Satan, or God, or whoever, go after me and turn me gay.

    Love is love.

    Why does it even need to be catagorized?
    There are normal sexual relations, which is between a man and a woman. Anything else is wrong and evil. It is not possible for two men to have a child, or two women to have a child. You only exist because you were born from a man and a woman.

    Stop being deceived by the Shaitan and listen to Allah (pbuh).
    SURA 1
    2. All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds.
    3. The Beneficent, the Merciful.

    pbuh means Peace Be Upon Him

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    • #17
      Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

      Originally posted by DerpHurr View Post
      Isn't god supposed to love his children?
      It says so in John 3:16, but once you reject God, you are damned for eternity.

      John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      • #18
        Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

        i to am god and i have to say this child is right

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        • #19
          Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

          With today's technology, you can totally have a child between two men or two women.

          I love technology. Makes life good. Besides, I don't want children, at any rate. And I would rather live happily for the rest of my life with a woman, then accept such skewed views.

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          • #20
            Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

            both your books have been wrong and i have read both true god lyes in all his childs not in some book not even worth burning

            oh an i have to say what is with this smily

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            • #21
              Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

              Originally posted by death_him_self View Post
              i to am god and i have to say this child is right
              What child is right? The 2000 year old inerrant Word of God or the 16 year old God mocking queer who thinks he knows what God wants?
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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              • #22
                Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

                Originally posted by death_him_self View Post
                both your books have been wrong and i have read both true god lyes in all his childs not in some book not even worth burning

                oh an i have to say what is with this smily
                God lies in His children, but you don't believe in the Bible or even the koran (piss be upon it)? How does that work?
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                • #23
                  Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

                  Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                  Perhaps because the Bible says so. Again, Christian forum...

                  Do you know what Paul tells us about why God makes some people queers and God mockers? He tells us that God creates people for destruction to be the vessels of His holy wrath.

                  Romans 9 11(For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth.
                  12It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.
                  13As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
                  14What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.
                  15For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.
                  16So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.
                  17For the scripture saith unto Pharaoh, Even for this same purpose have I raised thee up, that I might shew my power in thee, and that my name might be declared throughout all the earth.
                  18Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth.
                  19Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will?
                  20Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?
                  21Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
                  22What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:
                  23And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,
                  Why is god wrathful if he's created sinners?
                  what I mean is, if he sends people to sin and bring the destruction of his holy wrath, why does he have the wrath in the first place? it's not because of sinners because he is the one who made them..
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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

                    Originally posted by DerpHurr View Post
                    With today's technology, you can totally have a child between two men or two women.

                    I love technology. Makes life good. Besides, I don't want children, at any rate. And I would rather live happily for the rest of my life with a woman, then accept such skewed views.
                    Such technology is not permitted and anyone performing such is put to death. It is impossible for same sex couples to have a child without the help of the other.

                    If you wan to live with a women then find a man who wants more than wife.
                    SURA 1
                    2. All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds.
                    3. The Beneficent, the Merciful.

                    pbuh means Peace Be Upon Him

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

                      Originally posted by DerpHurr View Post
                      Well, it seems I am living proof that that is in fact false. I have had relationships with both men and women. Perhaps it's not so much attraction to the sexes as it is attraction to just people? I don't really see gender. I just see people. And if I'm interested in them, then gender doesn't really matter, hm?
                      Do you do this at the same time?
                      Do you love Jesus?

                      You know Jesus can save you from this abomination you call your life.

                      In Christ
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                      Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                      so a fool returneth to his folly

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                      • #26
                        Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

                        Ha! I'm not a guy, you know that right? Says at the beginning of the thread that my name is Shana.

                        I'm a girl. I'm pansexual, though I said bisexual before, because I doubted you would understand what that sexuality even was.

                        I'm very much a girl, who happens to be slightly more attracted to other girls, due to experiance, of course.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

                          Derp herp (shana) is my wife. she's not a man. wow guys.

                          also I'm a girl too.
                          so what?

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                          • #28
                            Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

                            piss be apon it? hell it was a better book then your crap allthough miss read and abused it was better

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                            • #29
                              Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

                              Originally posted by DerpHurr View Post
                              With today's technology, you can totally have a child between two men or two women.

                              I love technology. Makes life good. Besides, I don't want children, at any rate. And I would rather live happily for the rest of my life with a woman, then accept such skewed views.
                              Friend no you can't that is silly, an egg cannot fertilize an egg and a sperm can't fertilize a sperm
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                              Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                              so a fool returneth to his folly

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                              • #30
                                Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

                                Originally posted by Longcatislong View Post
                                Derp herp (shana) is my wife. she's not a man. wow guys.

                                also I'm a girl too.
                                so what?
                                I meant derphurr. oopsies

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