[Master Gordon]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

No, I know, just wanted to see if it was easy to confuse you or not. Your mind is rather clouded with false judgments, so it's pretty easy.

But you were saying I was making up lies about my sexuality? What might those lies be, hmm?

After reading all your posts I am positive you are possessed by demons, but there is still time to save your soul if you accept Jesus as your Saviour.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

is it any coincedence that nearly every homosexual in the world agrees with ME? 3% of the world against four men. I really don't want to go into detail on the silliness of siding with the latter. I believe it was Satan who spoke with them, and that it is God speaking to us, telling us not to listen to such blasphomy and to do what we know is right for us.

Is it any coincidence that all three of the major religions in the world agree with me?

5/8ths of the world's religious followers think homosexuality is an abomination.

[Theprinceamongmen]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

What would god think of your blind hatred of each other? Worshipping a book transcribed by men working on the voice in the heads word alone? Visions of things that arent there?

it sounds to me like the Salem witch trials all over again, simply earlier in time.

tell me, do you believe everything you read?

or perhaps if i were to tell you that the world would end in 2012? or Hitler will return for revenge on the Christians that killed him? hm?

is that not more believable than what the words of monks with some rotten rye bread have to say?

[Imam Rashik]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

No, I know, just wanted to see if it was easy to confuse you or not. Your mind is rather clouded with false judgments, so it's pretty easy.

But you were saying I was making up lies about my sexuality? What might those lies be, hmm?

You have not confused me. It is only in your own mind that you are confused. I have not made any false judgments, unlike yourself.

As to your reference about lies, you will see I have quoted my response comments. Where are your quotes in the responses you have made.

hey you in our country our women have rights do that piss you off? i ask you and what makes men better then women ? in my opion women should have more right having to put up with your shit

What country are claiming that you and I are living in. Of course women have rights and they must also follow the laws, just as men have to do. Do you suffer from a delusion that women do not have to follow laws.

[DerpHurr]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

My friend that is secular science interfering with nature you could end up with creatures with multiple heads, and even horns in their heads, I don't have acess to my KJV1611 Bible online at the moment but I can assure you Jesus would not approve of hid Tom foolery. I think you should talk to one of the Pastors they will to drive the idiot demons out of you.

Eh....

Straight people sometimes need to have test tube babies too, seeing as some women are infertile, yet want children.

It isn't just for gay and lesbian couples.

Test tube babies have as much chance of having multiple heads as natural born ones do.

Honestly, God sounds like more than a bit of a jerk, really. If he really was a good ruler, he would accept all of his "children," for what they were.

Is it really a sin to be happy and comfortable with who you are?

[death_him_self]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

It's pretty simple. If you think you are hearing something that goes against the Bible, it is Satan. Matt, Mark, Luke and John are historical accounts.

Is it any coincidence they all agree?

Your kind is much more insidious than atheists or even satanists. You believe in God and Jesus, yet you refuse to acknowledge the Book that taught you about them in the first place. You are determined to make it up as you go along and worship yourself.

i think its a book of crap

an yes my head up a donkeys ass is so turning me on, keep me out of mexico

[Master Gordon]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

So you're saying you wouldn't know the difference between god and satan if either was speaking to you? if that is the case, who's to say that Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John didnt make the same mistakes while writing the bible? will we really open this can of worms?

Because they were inspired by God,and were filled with the Holy Spirit

[villainy]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

It's pretty simple. If you think you are hearing something that goes against the Bible, it is Satan. Matt, Mark, Luke and John are historical accounts.

Is it any coincidence they all agree?

Your kind is much more insidious than atheists or even satanists. You believe in God and Jesus, yet you refuse to acknowledge the Book that taught you about them in the first place. You are determined to make it up as you go along and worship yourself.

is it any coincedence that nearly every homosexual in the world agrees with ME? 3% of the world against four men. I really don't want to go into detail on the silliness of siding with the latter. I believe it was Satan who spoke with them, and that it is God speaking to us, telling us not to listen to such blasphomy and to do what we know is right for us.

[Master Gordon]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

http://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&source...KzqrFi98CLkNmw
just sain

but it can with tools if you got your head out of your ass maybe you would see the world as it is not as a prest raping small boys in the quire kind of world]
and ass your god you will burn ih hell for not opening your eyes

I am confused what do you mean by putting your head in a donkey? Are you some kind of sexual deviate? Have you come here to mock the Lord Your God.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

So you're saying you wouldn't know the difference between god and satan if either was speaking to you? if that is the case, who's to say that Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John didnt make the same mistakes while writing the bible? will we really open this can of worms?

It's pretty simple. If you think you are hearing something that goes against the Bible, it is Satan. Matt, Mark, Luke and John are historical accounts.

Is it any coincidence they all agree?

Your kind is much more insidious than atheists or even satanists. You believe in God and Jesus, yet you refuse to acknowledge the Book that taught you about them in the first place. You are determined to make it up as you go along and worship yourself.

[Master Gordon]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

I would never be with both a man and a woman at the same time. That's called cheating, which is often frowned upon.

And it's called sperm doners, test tube babies, etc. You're very misinformed.

My friend that is secular science interfering with nature you could end up with creatures with multiple heads, and even horns in their heads, I don't have acess to my KJV1611 Bible online at the moment but I can assure you Jesus would not approve of hid Tom foolery. I think you should talk to one of the Pastors they will to drive the idiot demons out of you.

[death_him_self]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

What are you commenting about?
Do you not know how to use the quote button?
Or are you trying to deceive us again?

hey you in our country our women have rights do that piss you off? i ask you and what makes men better then women ? in my opion women should have more right having to put up with your shit

[DerpHurr]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

No, I know, just wanted to see if it was easy to confuse you or not. Your mind is rather clouded with false judgments, so it's pretty easy.

But you were saying I was making up lies about my sexuality? What might those lies be, hmm?

[Imam Rashik]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Mm? What lies?

What are you commenting about?
Do you not know how to use the quote button?
Or are you trying to deceive us again?

[villainy]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Congratulations for making God up as you go along. How do you know that is the voice of God speaking to you? How do you know it isn't Satan whispering lies in your ear?



Oh that's right, you feel it in your "heart".
Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

You are a false prophet who has been led into believing you are God and you know better than God does.
Matthew 24:23-24 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

So you're saying you wouldn't know the difference between god and satan if either was speaking to you? if that is the case, who's to say that Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John didnt make the same mistakes while writing the bible? will we really open this can of worms?