Unsaved liberal atheist trash

[Widows Son]

I received a message describing me as Unsaved Trash and suggesting I introduce myself on this forum. You seem to have managed it for me.

As you can see, I live in God's own country, where - like most of western Europe - we don't believe in Him anymore. I know all about the US, because I watch Family Guy.

In my next posting, I'll tell you how to build your own rabbit farm. Laws yes! M-O-O-N that spells rule the world!

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Unsaved liberal atheist trash

Welcome ma'am. I'm sorry you may have misunderstood the message, but you're more than welcome to tell us all about yourself (despite the incoherency of much of that first post there).

Which church do you attend?
Have you a favourite Bible Verse?
Have you brought forth any little soldiers for Jesus into the world yet?

Welcome to LBC,

YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Unsaved liberal atheist trash

Hello.

You should stop reading The Stand and start reading the Bible. Not only is the prose markedly better, its the only book that comes with instructions for not getting sent to Hell!

[Widows Son]

Re: Unsaved liberal atheist trash

WTF's The Stand?

Does not the Book of Mormon also come with instructions on how not to get sent to Hell? Where is Hell, anyway; is it like where Manchester City play?

I have a neice who is a moon worshipping Muslim. Fortunately she does not live in God's own country, but Florida.

If a Jehovah Witness accepts a Christmas card politely, that's an insult. If you're thought worthwhile, you get a lecture on the dubious origins of Christmas and when you should be celebrating.