New worshipper to join you!

[noble6]

Hello,

I am noble6, a God loving Baptist. As per the rules of this forum, I am on this thread to give a brief biography of myself.

I was born into a Catholic family, but don't get the wrong idea! I had a falling out with my Catholic uncle after he attempted to burn my personal library. I understand his desire to burn several of the books there, but he inadvertently lit a Bible on fire. Not cool! I left the Catholic church and began following the teachings of God through the Baptist churches. I don't go to any particular church, rather just getting a KJV Bible and converting a section of my bedroom into a chapel. I found this church, and will join you in worshipping our Lord. Praise!

[Jedediah]

Re: New worshipper to join you!

Welcome, friend. Are you married? If so, has your wife borne you any sons yet? My heart is filled with joy that you have escaped the antichrist pope's catlicker death cult and that Jesus has led you here. He obviously has a Purpose for you.

Have you been baptized as an adult? Catlicker baby sprinkling is not valid; you must be a Bible-believing adult to confess your sins and receive a real full-immersion baptism from a True Christian(tm) Pastor.

Matthew 3:5-6
Then went out to him Jerusalem, and all Judaea, and all the region round about Jordan,
And were baptized of him in Jordan, confessing their sins.

Tell us, friend, what are some of your favorite verses of Scripture?

[landoverlover]

Re: New worshipper to join you!

Hello,

I am noble6, a God loving Baptist. As per the rules of this forum, I am on this thread to give a brief biography of myself.

I was born into a Catholic family, but don't get the wrong idea! I had a falling out with my Catholic uncle after he attempted to burn my personal library. I understand his desire to burn several of the books there, but he inadvertently lit a Bible on fire. Not cool! I left the Catholic church and began following the teachings of God through the Baptist churches. I don't go to any particular church, rather just getting a KJV Bible and converting a section of my bedroom into a chapel. I found this church, and will join you in worshipping our Lord. Praise!

Welcome. It sounds you're on the right path. I would caution you to find a righteous Baptist Church. Belonging to a Godly Fellowship is important to keep you on the straight and narrow, to receive correction from your Brothers in Christ when necessary, and to give it to others when they stray.

You also might want to burn your uncle's house down. It's an eye for an eye thing. You can succeed where he failed.

[James Dewitt]

Re: New worshipper to join you!

Hello,

I am noble6, a God loving Baptist. As per the rules of this forum, I am on this thread to give a brief biography of myself.

I was born into a Catholic family, but don't get the wrong idea! I had a falling out with my Catholic uncle after he attempted to burn my personal library. I understand his desire to burn several of the books there, but he inadvertently lit a Bible on fire. Not cool! I left the Catholic church and began following the teachings of God through the Baptist churches. I don't go to any particular church, rather just getting a KJV Bible and converting a section of my bedroom into a chapel. I found this church, and will join you in worshipping our Lord. Praise!

Praise Jesus, I hope you have abandoned your family.
2 Corinthians 6:14-17
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.


God has no use for False Christians.
Deuteronomy 13:6-10

If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

[noble6]

Re: New worshipper to join you!

Welcome, friend. Are you married? If so, has your wife borne you any sons yet? My heart is filled with joy that you have escaped the antichrist pope's catlicker death cult and that Jesus has led you here. He obviously has a Purpose for you.

Have you been baptized as an adult? Catlicker baby sprinkling is not valid; you must be a Bible-believing adult to confess your sins and receive a real full-immersion baptism from a True Christian™ Pastor.

Matthew 3:5-6
Then went out to him Jerusalem, and all Judaea, and all the region round about Jordan,
And were baptized of him in Jordan, confessing their sins.

Tell us, friend, what are some of your favorite verses of Scripture?

To awkwardly answer your question, I'm sixteen. No I am not married. If I had my own house, I would build a larger chapel, not one that only takes up a corner of my bedroom. My parents like me taking the initiative worshipping the Lord, even though they're Catholic and I'm Christian. It's my uncle I despise.

[Nobar King]

Re: New worshipper to join you!

Why can't you get away from your uncle? What's he doing disciplining you? That's your father's job.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New worshipper to join you!

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