[Magnum Innominandum]

Re: Humble greetings from a penitent

Wide-Open... are you a Fleming, or a Walloon? Choose soon, as Darwin and bunnie-lovers and far-rightists and monarchists and Theo have likely made their choice. It's mudslime or phlegm as far as I can see. I prefer the King of Kings. Then there are Francophones. And please declare Arabic an official language!

As to the modification of my front exit -- you could whisper in my ear. I already said that Satan's juices leak into the satin incessantly. Do you have to reveal this in public?

I think this whole site needs to be revamped, regarding those pies. When I think about the Christian women of Iowa placing their pies upon the sills and having them stolen by gigantic Negroes with donkey dicks, I turn my gaze unto the Lord and wonder why proper Benelux eugenics wasn't instituted earlier. But when Wallonian harlots put piddly little dainty tartes in the American-invented fridge to cool, I confess that I am as confused as I was in infancy. Gigantic watermelon eaters with donkey dicks stride forth from many a colony to lord it over the Western refrigerator. They crush peanuts and make sauces to seduce blue-eyed women, do they not?

Is this righteous? What have you given the world, other than waffles and pommes frites (I fear to mention the American name for the latter!)?

[Rogue Witch]

Re: Humble greetings from a penitent

I shudder to address such august company -- but after perusing this forum last night, I noticed that there are many other sinners here, and I can see how everyone from Landover Baptist treats each of them with the kindness and sensitivity they deserve.

A sinner, I recognize sin -- I was born in America to immigrant parents and raised in a partly atheist, partly pagan family of Godless communists. I quickly succumbed to Babylonish abominations -- you might say that I imbibed vodka with my mother's milk.

My mother read nihilistic poetry to me in the crib. Ah, Joan of Arc (that braless lesbian): Je suis une bête, un nègre. Mais je puis être sauvé. Vous êtes de faux nègres, vous maniaques, féroces, avares. Marchand, tu es nègre ; magistrat, tu es nègre ; général, tu es nègre ; empereur, vieille démangeaison, tu es nègre : tu as bu d'une liqueur non taxée, de la fabrique de Satan.

By the age of six I was painting my toenails black and listening to Joy Division. I ended up in Scandinavia, where I live now. It's very dark -- and that's not just because of the time of year.

Now that I got the Internets, I began to seek the truth -- looking to America, of course. But I fear it is too late. My dog speaks to me -- sings, actually -- just like the dog that lived next to the Son of Sam. I call him the Sin of Same, though I think he is a mouthpiece of Magnum Innominandum. (I know that David Berkowitz has found Jesus in prison, but he is not a member of Landover and is anyway a Joo.)

When I look about in these fora and see lost souls like Meserti, I know what awaits them (note that she's already in England, closer to Europe and the cesspools of iniquity... this is clearly a consequence of her capital-A Art, by which she doubtless means the Black Arts). Then there's that milksop from California trying to shut the site down -- I know where sentiments like his lead: to disarmament and buggery and the "peace, love and understanding" so-called I see all around me here in Scandinavia.

Do you realize, for instance, that nearly half of the members of the Swedish parliament are women? (That's women, not wymmin like the milksop spells them -- women, like womb and men.) That spanking has been forbidden here since 1979? As a result, only one child died at the hands of its parents between 1980 and 1996 -- the Swedes have suffered many a demon baby to live, in other words, and we can see the consequences all around us.

Stanley Kurtz in The Weekly Standard: "Sixty percent of first-born children in Denmark have unmarried parents. Not coincidentally, these countries have had something close to full gay marriage for a decade or more."

Living here is like living in hell -- which is where I belong. It all started with French poetry, H.P. Lovecraft, Swedenborg, pink pajamas and black clothing. Girls like Meserti dabble in darkness, and "liberals" talk about "tolerance" -- but what they are really doing is the Devil's work.

I cannot aspire to Landover because I am so unclean. I wash and I wash, but the seed of the Devil and his minions keeps oozing from my crotch.

When I am not as drunk as the alchemist Strindberg and my better instincts are not drowned out by demons from Hell, however, I shall try to help warn some of the sinners here away from a Scandinavia of the mind and towards the elders of Landover.

Sincerely,
Magnus

Welcome. You sound like a very humble and respecting...person. I certainly hope you enjoy it here.

[Magnum Innominandum]

Re: Humble greetings from a penitent

Thank you very much, Rogue Witch. But I am very worried about your possible bunny worship! Don't you think it can lead to worse things?

[Rogue Witch]

Re: Humble greetings from a penitent

Thank you very much, Rogue Witch. But I am very worried about your possible bunny worship! Don't you think it can lead to worse things?

Umm... no. "Suspected bunny-worshiper" is just a title they gave me because of my signature. I still don't get why they think bunnies are so evil.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Humble greetings from a penitent

Wide-Open... are you a Fleming, or a Walloon? Choose soon, as Darwin and bunnie-lovers and far-rightists and monarchists and Theo have likely made their choice. It's mudslime or phlegm as far as I can see. I prefer the King of Kings. Then there are Francophones. And please declare Arabic an official language!

As to the modification of my front exit -- you could whisper in my ear. I already said that Satan's juices leak into the satin incessantly. Do you have to reveal this in public?

I think this whole site needs to be revamped, regarding those pies. When I think about the Christian women of Iowa placing their pies upon the sills and having them stolen by gigantic Negroes with donkey dicks, I turn my gaze unto the Lord and wonder why proper Benelux eugenics wasn't instituted earlier. But when Wallonian harlots put piddly little dainty tartes in the American-invented fridge to cool, I confess that I am as confused as I was in infancy. Gigantic watermelon eaters with donkey dicks stride forth from many a colony to lord it over the Western refrigerator. They crush peanuts and make sauces to seduce blue-eyed women, do they not?

Is this righteous? What have you given the world, other than waffles and pommes frites (I fear to mention the American name for the latter!)?

Where to start, where to start... OK, first of all: Jean-Claude Vandamme. Hah! Beat that!

Right.

Whether fries are Belgian or French... the jury is still out on that one. We kicked Napoleon's behind purely on this matter... But they were invented before Belgium wuz, so it's rather difficult to call them Belgiums fries, isn't it ?

When the Amerikans kind US troops fought the Battle of the Bulge (a rather UnChristian name, but passons) they encountered this delicacy for the first time, and as the people in the Ardennes spoke French, they called it "french fries". So basically, we created McDonalds, if you will
Incidently: the Walloons were forced to speak French, as originally they spoke a local dialect, called (I'll be damned): Walloon. A little known fact.

The British folk call them chips, but you wouldn't think Intel invented them would you ?

The Belgians also created the Satanic instrument that Bill Klingon pretended to play. OK, maybe we better hush about that one (and no, I'm not talking cigars).

Won't bore you with the painters or scientists, they are all heithens anyway. Or papists. Or both. We are the world N°1 when it comes to beer though.

As for Flemish or Walloon ... don't get me started on politics. Maybe your media want you to believe we currently have no government, but we have seven of the buggers. Se-ven.Plus we are ruled by communist EU anyway, so make that eight. -ish.

Personally, I think they should all be abolished, and Belgium should become a US state. I mean, you can't keep blaming us for continental drift, can you ?

[Magnum Innominandum]

Re: Humble greetings from a penitent

Umm... no. "Suspected bunny-worshiper" is just a title they gave me because of my signature. I still don't get why they think bunnies are so evil.

Rogue witch -- isn't it obvious? I am a sinner and apparently damned for doing bad things with my rocks and such -- still, I can see it! Bunnies are very obviously evil. They distract you from the Lord. Do you want to be in puberty all your life? Have you ever concentrated upon a bunny's tail?

[Magnum Innominandum]

Re: Humble greetings from a penitent

Wide-Open -- I obviously should not have opened my sinner's mouth. Jean-Claude, a soldier of Christ if there ever was one, would kick my teeth out before I could dial 112. Born in America, I would dial 911 -- but where would that get me? And see what 9/11 means now! Do you see how Satan is involved?! You don't even need to axe those Joo cabalists or nothing.

But about that involvement -- don't you think it odd that Satan has seated himself in Bruxelles? I mean -- obviously, this is a necessary prelim to the Gog and Magog thing -- but... why Belgium?

[Rogue Witch]

Re: Humble greetings from a penitent

Rogue witch -- isn't it obvious? I am a sinner and apparently damned for doing bad things with my rocks and such -- still, I can see it! Bunnies are very obviously evil. They distract you from the Lord. Do you want to be in puberty all your life? Have you ever concentrated upon a bunny's tail?

They're just bunnies. They eat carrots and lettice and never bother anybody. How could they be evil?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Humble greetings from a penitent

but... why Belgium?

It's a habit thang. Beethoven ? He stayed in Belgium. Karl Marx ? Same thing. Einstein. Ditto. Even Julius Caesar feared us.

We allow homer marriage. We encourage dog fornication. You want euthanesia? We got it. Unions ? Lots of 'm. Medicare ? Possibly the best the worst money gobbling system you can ever imagine.

It's just the most Evil place in the world.

The only thing we can say for ourselves is that http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godfrey_of_Bouillon is from this neck of the woods. So we have at least one thing in common with GWB!

[Magnum Innominandum]

Re: Humble greetings from a penitent

Rogue Witch, I am sorry because I am a European and born much smaller than a real American to begin with, with baseball-buttocks... but have you ever seen a freaking rabbit in the wild, going wild? The first time I saw one, I suffered my first homer faint. I mean -- I was used to these fluffy things, like you are. I know, you read Alice re this White Rabbit -- and you heard that seductive music, too. Airplane before it became Starship! But this was not the bunny of the American suburbs. This was a cross between Godzilla and the fabled Easter Bunny. And it was dripping with sin, mind you. Because you see the true religion (KJV 1611) has been stuffed with eggs like the worst of the Arabs' barbecued camels come equinox. It bore no relationship to eggs at all. It was pure evil, a servant of Satan without an intermediary. I cannot begin to describe it.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Humble greetings from a penitent

The "bunny' has been created by Rogue Witch to dominate the world, and is worshipping it as a false god.
The Bible is very clear about the worship of idols (cathyliks take note)
Leviticus 19:4
Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the LORD your God.
2 Kings 17:12
For they served idols, whereof the LORD had said unto them, Ye shall not do this thing.
2 Chronicles 24:18
And they left the house of the LORD God of their fathers, and served groves and idols: and wrath came upon Judah and Jerusalem for this their trespass.
Psalm 97:7
Confounded be all they that serve graven images, that boast themselves of idols: worship him, all ye gods.
Psalm 106:36
And they served their idols: which were a snare unto them.
Isaiah 2:20
In that day a man shall cast his idols of silver, and his idols of gold, which they made each one for himself to worship, to the moles and to the bats;


So you see rogue witch, this bunny you worship and with which you seek to supplant your Lord and saviour Jesus Christ is a false idol, and fools noone on these pages about being 'harmless'.

[Magnum Innominandum]

Re: Humble greetings from a penitent

It might be even worse than that... but when I think of "might" -- I think of the lord, not deceitful bunnies.

[Rogue Witch]

Re: Humble greetings from a penitent

The "bunny' has been created by Rogue Witch to dominate the world, and is worshipping it as a false god.
The Bible is very clear about the worship of idols (cathyliks take note)
Leviticus 19:4
Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the LORD your God.
2 Kings 17:12
For they served idols, whereof the LORD had said unto them, Ye shall not do this thing.
2 Chronicles 24:18
And they left the house of the LORD God of their fathers, and served groves and idols: and wrath came upon Judah and Jerusalem for this their trespass.
Psalm 97:7
Confounded be all they that serve graven images, that boast themselves of idols: worship him, all ye gods.
Psalm 106:36
And they served their idols: which were a snare unto them.
Isaiah 2:20
In that day a man shall cast his idols of silver, and his idols of gold, which they made each one for himself to worship, to the moles and to the bats;


So you see rogue witch, this bunny you worship and with which you seek to supplant your Lord and saviour Jesus Christ is a false idol, and fools noone on these pages about being 'harmless'.

I DO NOT "worship" bunnies! I think they are cute and my signature about the 'bunny dominating the world' was supposed to be a joke. (My friends find it funny!)
I have never worshipped any idols of any kind! If I did, then I'd be Catholic!

...I know, you read Alice re this White Rabbit -- and you heard that seductive music, too....

That was a pretty neat movie (when I was younger), but I've grown out of it.
That's not the reason I like bunnies, though.

[Magnum Innominandum]

Re: Humble greetings from a penitent

I DO NOT "worship" bunnies! I think they are cute and my signature about the 'bunny dominating the world' was supposed to be a joke. (My friends find it funny!)
I have never worshipped any idols of any kind! If I did, then I'd be Catholic!


That was a pretty neat movie (when I was younger), but I've grown out of it.
That's not the reason I like bunnies, though.

Your latest deceitful pleas are telling. What do you find funny about a bunny dominating the world? What is even remotely cathylick about this? You find the sucking work of common fetishes, tentacles of Satan, funny, do you?

I am on my sixth bottle of neutral grain spirits, and my dog is singing again. Do you think I think him fluffy? Because of his loyalty? That is genetics, darling -- he guards my home, devours intruders, maims enemies, etc.

He is a Republican, but nonetheless a tool of Satan.

Could you give us a reason for your liking of bunnies? Did you perhaps stare at their penises when you were little? At the Babylonish bucking of their little hips?

You wanted him to dominate your world, didn't you?

I think you should fess up. I know sin -- and I see that you are an idolater of the most perverse kind.

[Rogue Witch]

Re: Humble greetings from a penitent

Your latest deceitful pleas are telling. What do you find funny about a bunny dominating the world? What is even remotely cathylick about this? You find the sucking work of common fetishes, tentacles of Satan, funny, do you?

I am on my sixth bottle of neutral grain spirits, and my dog is singing again. Do you think I think him fluffy? Because of his loyalty? That is genetics, darling -- he guards my home, devours intruders, maims enemies, etc.

He is a Republican, but nonetheless a tool of Satan.

Could you give us a reason for your liking of bunnies? Did you perhaps stare at their penises when you were little? At the Babylonish bucking of their little hips?

You wanted him to dominate your world, didn't you?

I think you should fess up. I know sin -- and I see that you are an idolater of the most perverse kind.

Like I said, the whole 'bunny dominating the world' thing was a JOKE! I am NOT an idolater! And where did "tentacles of Satan" come from?
One of my friends had 3 pet bunnies and I used to feed them carrots and lettice and thought they were cute and fluffy.