[BelieverInGod]

Re: your all nuts!

1) mum and dad not mommy and daddy

what's the difference? You're still doing everything you can to piss them off.

2) im 18 i can make my own decisions what i wear what i eat where i go on holiday who i sleep with

If you're 18 and so smart, why are you living with mommy and daddy?

3)by in jars i ment cremated i have no idea how your bringing homosexuality in to this i am very homosexual and i and my brothers have always been told we will be beaten if we turn out gay.

Yes, I know what you meant, I want to know why you want to keep cremated bodies in your back room. I think the Law has a right to know how many Christians you've killed. Then again it's England, I doubt they care unless you kill a muzzie.

4) at what point did i say i had gotten my little brother drunk i said he could do it drunk...

How would you know if you didn't get him drunk.

5)well considering there are 264 threads i really dont feel like reading them all and after an 11hr shift was hoping one of you would summarise

Lazy as well as stupid, I see a bright future ahead of you. I guess it's a good thing you live in a communist country.

[Jedediah]

Re: your all nuts!

no its not that i have nothing wrong with religion (im not athiest i just dont have or follow a religion) my parents are religion and go to church once a month. i just can't see how you think your nice people getting thrown in jail and having fights. Also one of you has posted 3 experements on how to prove the world is flat seriously?? none of them are true following basic physics my 7 year old brother could do drunk! i know your going to probaly give me another infraction and ban me but please help me see your side of the story i really dont see how your any nicer than osama bin laden.

I'm not even going to try to decipher your semi-literate drivel. Instead, I am going to share with you what your parents and community would have, if they truly loved you and cared about where you will spend eternity.

Romans 6:23
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

Friend, we are all born into sin (e.g., Psalm 51:5, Romans 3:23). Because of our inherent sin-nature, we deserve nothing more than death and an eternity in the lake of fire: "For the wages of sin is death."

When the Bible talks about death, it is talking about separation. There is physical death – separation of the body and the soul, and spiritual death – separation of the soul and God in a place called hell. We deserve spiritual death because we have sinned.

However, God does not want to inflict infinite punishment on us for something finite that even He acknowledges we did nothing to initiate. This is why He offers us a gift: "but the gift of God is eternal life."

If I were to offer you a gift right now, what would you have to do in order to receive it? Simple! Just take it! God is offering you the gift of eternal life, and all you have to do is receive it!

When somebody gives you a gift, how do you feel? It feels pretty good to know that somebody cares about you and that they want you to be happy, doesn't it? I don't know about you, but I get a tingle up my spine every time I think about how much God cares about me.

It is important to remember the channel through which we receive this gift from God: "through Jesus Christ our Lord." In order to receive this gift, you have to ask for it. God has promised that if you will call on his name in prayer to forgive you and give you eternal
life, He will do it.

Romans 10:9-10
That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.

Don't you just feel so AWESOME now that you have heard this Good News?! I know that I can hardly contain my exuberance, having just shared Gospel with you.

God has brought you here for a reason, friend. He doesn't want to throw you into the lake of fire with satan and his minions, to be violently sodomized by demons for all eternity, but He will if you don't accept His kind offer of Redemption. The ball is in your court, son, so what will it be?

[James Dewitt]

Re: your all nuts!

Sister BIG, am I reading this correctly
1 Fietaszsaz is a Homersexuarl
2 He captures Christians
3 He cremates them
4 He keeps the ashes in mason jars on the mantel

And he says we are nuts, Can you say John wayne Gacey? Mr Gacey liked to have sexural relations with the dead men, you don't think?

[Fiestazs]

Re: your all nuts!

1)nope im not pissing them off there fine with it all they want is for me to end up happy and enjoy life
2)because i enjoy living with my mum and dad, my dad works long hours and my mum has to sometimes go to confrences i frequently look after my brothers, cook, clean ect.
3) so very very true ( im scottish by the way not english)
4) it was and assumption
5) i like the humor but im nether lazy or stupid tyerd and lazy are two different things.

[James Dewitt]

Re: your all nuts!

1)nope im not pissing them off there fine with it all they want is for me to end up happy and enjoy life
2)because i enjoy living with my mum and dad, my dad works long hours and my mum has to sometimes go to confrences i frequently look after my brothers, cook, clean ect.
3) so very very true ( im scottish by the way not english)
4) it was and assumption
5) i like the humor but im nether lazy or stupid tyerd and lazy are two different things.

Well that clears it all up. He is a Scottish Homersexural who cooks and cleans, he is a butler.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: your all nuts!

1)nope im not pissing them off there fine with it all they want is for me to end up happy and enjoy life
2)because i enjoy living with my mum and dad, my dad works long hours and my mum has to sometimes go to confrences i frequently look after my brothers, cook, clean ect.
3) so very very true ( im scottish by the way not english)
4) it was and assumption
5) i like the humor but im nether lazy or stupid tyerd and lazy are two different things.

So your parents are never home supplying you with a house that you can complete your murders and cremations in without having to bother finding your own place.

[Fiestazs]

Re: your all nuts!

Well that clears it all up. He is a Scottish Homersexural who cooks and cleans, he is a butler.

ok so when your wife/mum/mom/grandmother is out of town you dont eat and wear dirty clothes for the week do you?? i dont understand how your assuming im gay considering i have a girlfriend. no i am not a butler infact i work in a fish and chip shop for 20hours a week and an auto repair shop 10hours a week WHILST in fulltime 40hrs a week education

[Melvin K. Dobbs]

Re: your all nuts!

Is your caps lock key not working? Maybe you could use your shift key?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: your all nuts!

ok so when your wife/mum/mom/grandmother is out of town you dont eat and wear dirty clothes for the week do you??

Brother James has his own house, with a maid.

i dont understand how your assuming im gay considering i have a girlfriend.

Because you told us you were.

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3)by in jars i ment cremated i have no idea how your bringing homosexuality in to this i am very homosexual and i and my brothers have always been told we will be beaten if we turn out gay.
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no i am not a butler infact i work in a fish and chip shop for 20hours a week and an auto repair shop 10hours a week WHILST in fulltime 40hrs a week education

Oh.... well there's a top knotch education for you! Pop the fish into the oil, and wait for the beeper to go off. Yep, not like we could train a monkey to do that or something.

[Fiestazs]

Re: your all nuts!

So your parents are never home supplying you with a house that you can complete your murders and cremations in without having to bother finding your own place.

yeah thats totaly what happens seriously? i couldent kill someone else.

Is your caps lock key not working? Maybe you could use your shift key?

my caps loc works perfactly but why would i use it as i understand you use capslocks to show that your shouting or angry which i am neither.

cheeRS, callum

[John Scopes]

Re: your all nuts!

You are so disappointing. Concentrating on your education should be your primary focus as all your posts so far show you have been remiss in that endevour.

ok so when your wife/mum/mom/grandmother is out of town you dont eat and wear dirty clothes for the week do you?? i dont understand how your assuming im gay considering i have a girlfriend. no i am not a butler infact i work in a fish and chip shop for 20hours a week and an auto repair shop 10hours a week WHILST in fulltime 40hrs a week education

[BelieverInGod]

Re: your all nuts!

yeah thats totaly what happens seriously? i couldent kill someone else.

Yet you say that you kill Christians, cremate them and keep them in jars in the back room. What's the matter did you just realize that you've admitted to a crime on the Internet and that now you can be traced by the authorities?

my caps loc works perfactly but why would i use it as i understand you use capslocks to show that your shouting or angry which i am neither.

It's called CAPITALIZATION. Perhaps if you used it you wouldn't look as stupid as you really are. But then again with the spelling and grammar...

[Fiestazs]

Re: your all nuts!

Oh.... well there's a top knotch education for you! Pop the fish into the oil, and wait for the beeper to go off. Yep, not like we could train a monkey to do that or something.

Oh! sorry about that its late i ment to say homophobic i hate gays and think they are wrong on so many levels. i would have agreed with the slating i was getting sorry.

well considering im working towards my highers and advanced highers i think my education is prety good. well you cant time fish as there all differnt thicknesses take different times to cook and how are you suppost to time each fish when you have 40+ fish in your pan???

CheeRS, callum

[James Dewitt]

Re: your all nuts!

Oh.... well there's a top knotch education for you! Pop the fish into the oil, and wait for the beeper to go off. Yep, not like we could train a monkey to do that or something.

He cooks fish, he is a manly man now isn't he? May be next week he will learn how to scrub toilets. I guess the Scottish men are all a bit confused on what the definition of a man is. They do wear skirts after all.

[Melvin K. Dobbs]

Re: your all nuts!

We are just trying to help. Why can't you capitalize properly, it is not considered "Yelling." It is considered a sign of intelligence. I hope you consider my suggestion.

"Yet count him not as an enemy, but admonish him as a brother." 2 Thessalonians 3:15